sub_bastard : 27 September 2007 - 6:01pm

El Schlong are back. We have dusted off our fingers and lungs and are ready to play again. We may be rusty but we are eager, and everybody loves a tryer. Which means only one question still remains unanswered......... Are you ready to rock?

A list of up-coming gigs can be found at www.myspace.com/elschlong or www.elschlong.cjb.net

sub_bastard : 19 September 2005 - 11:45pm

Late Night Sneaky Uncle

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sub_bastard : 18 September 2005 - 5:19pm

Hahahahahhaahhahahaha. Damn. I thought it said "Give me your POO".

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sub_bastard : 27 August 2005 - 7:25pm

That's right. Only $5. Gig starts 9:30/10:00pm. This is El Schlong's first gig since relocating to Wellington

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sub_bastard : 18 August 2005 - 6:57pm

I just downloaded Send In The Clones and think it's great. If you're ever in Wellington and want to play with a metal band just to mix things up I'm keen as.

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sub_bastard : 8 April 2005 - 6:52am

what's your email address?

sub_bastard : 7 April 2005 - 6:19pm

Are there any vocalists in the Wellington area who can sing and scream?

sub_bastard : 1 April 2005 - 4:57am

Drummer wanted to join guitarist/vocalist and bassist. Dunno what sort of music it is, kinda darkish, melodic guitar (not just chords), lots of bass harmony, female vocals. Heaps of songs with both electric and accoustic versions. Email me at elschong2003@yahoo.co.uk if interested. Cheers

sub_bastard : 21 March 2005 - 4:53pm

Hahahahahha, just reread your post, I wondered where you came up with the idea I was calling the people on the list retarded. By handycap i mean the verb - "To assign handicaps or a handicap to (a contestant)." Which comes from the noun meaning - "A race or contest in which advantages or compensations are given different contestants to equalize the chances of winning."

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sub_bastard : 21 March 2005 - 4:47pm

No, I wasn't refering to the "chick" call at all, I don't give a fuck what word you use for female. I was pointing out the fact that a good guitarist who just happened to be female, might not be so into this list, and that by making this forum you are implying that you do think female guitarists need a handycap. If you didn't it would have been a "top nz guitarist" list. Anyways, it's not a big deal, was just adding my 2 cents.

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sub_bastard : 17 March 2005 - 10:58pm

Hm, I don't think any guitarist who happens to be female would be too thrilled to be in a "chick guitarist" list. When you give people a handycap, it implies that they need one.

sub_bastard : 12 March 2005 - 11:42pm

I'm looking for a practice room in the Wellington area, does anybody know of anything?

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sub_bastard : 12 March 2005 - 11:41pm

I'm looking for a practice room in the Wellington area, does anybody know of anything?

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sub_bastard : 3 February 2005 - 5:21pm

cheers

sub_bastard : 2 February 2005 - 8:43pm

does anybody know any companies that duplicate cds and sleeves?

sub_bastard : 12 September 2004 - 12:31am

I'm a chick, and I play guitar in a band with three guys. As a musician there is no way I'd ever go near an event like the one suggested here. I'm a guitarist, not a chick guitarist. I play with my fingers not my cunt. If you want to be taken seriously as a musician, leave your gender at the door. It is irrelevant. This event would just suggest that females are second rate musicians and need to be seperated.

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sub_bastard : 9 September 2004 - 3:54am

Done

sub_bastard : 8 September 2004 - 12:54am

What are you talking about? Marcel is great. The whole band are great. Their songs have the most interesting changes. Me likey.

sub_bastard : 31 August 2004 - 12:14am

Speaking of which, we're playing at the BOTB regional final at Arc this Thursday if anyone wants to come along and yell yay. Or heckle. Either is fine.

sub_bastard : 22 August 2004 - 11:30pm

Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu /m/

sub_bastard : 22 August 2004 - 11:28pm

Hi Jakey. See ya sooooooooon

sub_bastard : 21 August 2004 - 8:26pm

I dunno if that's true or not. Last year's regional winners were Sifty Chris and the Gladeyes, and they're about as far from metal as you get. I've also heard the bands winning the chch heats this year arn't remotely metal. I can't remember all the catergories on the judging sheets, but they include X factor, technical ability etc, so I'm guessing that if you display some of them, you'll do ok.

sub_bastard : 21 August 2004 - 3:48pm

Hahahhahahahaa, yes, that is our favourite reveiw. The actual quote was "like System Of A Down but crap, singer can't sing". It was our second gig and we were very sloppy. Crap even. Like System Of A Down but crap even. Heh. In our defense though, it seems this particular reveiwer hates anything with distortion. Speaking of which, I have been trying very hard to achieve the afforementioned "jangly" guitar tone. It seems my marshall is incapable of it. Odd.

sub_bastard : 30 July 2004 - 10:22pm

FIDDLESTICKS!

sub_bastard : 27 July 2004 - 10:26pm

I was actually refering to Ashely. Blair is the epitome of style. Especially with his new burgandy rinse.