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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah ...

Don't knock what you don't know Foal 30. Journey like with alot seventies prog bands (...Art Zoyd, Univers Zero, Aprodhite's Child, Alan Parsons Project, Soft Machine, Yes, Saga, Rush, Hawkwind, Bird Dance, Egg, Genesis, Gong, Gentle Giant, Sun Ra, Magma, Supertramp, Pink Floyd, Prong, Pavlov's Dog ... ) is fucking kick awesome band dude ! It's Styx that sucks ! Styx ! You want a song that best describe fear inside some sick kids head, then fuck, Black Sabbath's " Paranoid " !!! Nothing to me says crap in your pants screaming terror than you dressing up as demons dancing to song made famous by bunch satanists ! Here man check this crap out : www.youtube.com/watch?v=INK_nrSUJs0 . I hope that helps you out and that doesn't then dude also check out, Led Zeppelin's Achilles Last Stand, Manilla Road's Crystal Logic, Iron Maiden's Can I Play With Madness, Machine Head's Creeping Death Etc Etc. Etc. And hey that sounds too bogan/older brother for you then try these emo tracks out i.e The Academy Is About A Girl, Jimmy Eat World The Middle, Fall Out Boy's Sugar We're Gonna Down, Boys Like Girls The Great Escape, Cute Is What We Aim For The Curse Of Curves, My Chemical Romance's Black Parade, Desolation Row Etc Etc. Etc. Again dude, I seriously hope this shit helps you out ...

NZ on air funding

And yeah, the thing that's wrong with NZ Funding On Air is that there is NZ Funding On Air !!! I'm sorry to say this to you dude but yeah instead focusing on quanity of New Zealand music, movies, shows etc. we should instead be more fully serious about the quality !!! The quality guys is what is gonna sell New Zealand to world ! There are alot of ways to do this, the simplest way they can do this, cool, is for them to put in some sort policy where in case of NZ Music, they only match the amount of money a record label would want to spend on particular group or person. The record label out there only wants to spend a thousand on someone video, then why should government spend anymore than that on the guy ? This is how NZ Funding On Air is policy open to abuse as why should we, government, spend any more money on someone that the record label doesn't want to ? Dude we're getting used !!! That way leaving it totally to the corporate music body to decide on who worth it and who's not, brings back some sort quality control to NZ Music that I feel is sadly lacking in alot places. Dude, there are too way many piss shit loser bands out there that are bringing us all down ...

basis

Yeah I Know Average Kiwi Is Fuckwit Who's Full Of Themself, Still You Really Dude Don't What That Coming Out In Your Music ! I Mean 14c, That Not's Cool Man, You Know, " Rock'n'Roll " ;-)

basis

Say What ?!? So You Guys Are Gonna Call Your Band Something Nobody Else But Yourself Is Gonna Understand ?!? Dude ...

DD Smash Album where are you?

JB Hi Fi - It's Beautiful Thing ;-)

DD Smash Album where are you?

JB Hi Fi - It's Beautiful Thing ;-)

DD Smash Album where are you?

JB Hi Fi - It's Beautiful Thing ;-)

Miscreant

Ahhh Yeah ...

Yeah...Sorry To Do It To You Dudes But Yeah Verses Say Nothing, Music Goes Nowhere, Chorus Doesn't Do Anything As It's Suppose To Say Something Important Not Sound Important !!! That's Most Common Mistake Guys Make Getting Into Nz Music ! They Get Caught On Sounds Of The Words They're Singing Instead What Words Actually Mean And Man That's Not Cool ! I'll Say It To You Like This, The More The Song Sounds Like Somebody Talking To You, The Better The Song Will Sound !!! Don't Do What Shihad Does ! Okay Guys ? Grunge, RiotGrrrl It Gone ! It Doesn't Work Anymore, Not When Urban Music Has Made Audiences Out There More Pop Focus Than Fucking Ever ! But Still Shihad Writes Shit Like " I Am Infinate Grain Light ! " I'm Sorry ?!? Who The Hell Talks Like That ? " Mom, Dad, He's An Infinate Grain Of Light And I Love Him !!! " See ? It's Shit ! Fight For Me ?!? Do Actually Use That In Converstation ?!? Read Lyrics, Lines In Song Out, Do You Sound Sweedishly Drunk With Power When You Read Them ? Then It's Crap ! America Your Music And English Your Words ! Come On Guys It's That Pure And Simple ! Me ? I Need The Competition Like The Country Needs Competition To Get Good, This Is Why I'm Telling You This Shit ! Shit Like This Is Making This Place Way Too Easy For Assholes Like Me !!! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehee ...

Johnny Ray: ( Adhd / Ausgustino / Wolfblitzen / Bambi ) .

What are you listening to.?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah ... That Isn't Your Usual Aussie Bands, Jet, Airbourne, Cassanova's / That Isn't Mostly Kiwi Music Irieman ?!?!?

Alot. Angry, Angry, Church Burning Music, Like Agnostic Front, Ludichrist, Sodom, Kreator, Destruction First Few Albums, That And Black Sabbath, Lucifer Friend. Some House Music, Gay Happy Music, Like Broadway Musical Soundtrack Avenue Q And Girl Pop Like Runaways, Donna's And Dollyrots. Some Glam Rock To Finish Off My Collection ( Marc Bolan, Elton John, David Bowie's Live At Santa Monica 72 Has Fucking Finally Come Out Officially On Cd ). Man Some Jazz Like Art Blakey, Some Blues Like Rory Gallagher, Some Soul/R'N'B But That Was Mostly Parliament/Funkedelic And Prince Black Album. Some Pyschobilly, Rockabilly, Punk. I Managed Download Fuck Ton Of Beatles Bootlegs At My Mates Place ( Jay-Z Dangermouse's Grey Album - Yayness !!! ). Grunge's, Mudhoney's Superfuzz Bigmuff Deluxe Manged To Pick It Up Secondhand At Real Groovy. That And Some Jimi Hendrix, Humple Pie, Uriah Heep, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Plus In Shop Also Scored Myself Muse, Manic Street Preachers And Lost Prophets Latest Cd And Fall Out Boy's Billie Jean Single Which Has To Be Best Ever Eighties Cover I've Heard Since The Used/My Chemical Romance Did Under Pressure !!!! Anybody Knows Where I Can Snag Myself Actually Cd Copy Of That I'll Be Your New Best Friend ! Haven't Seen Any Live Bands Since Ages Ago - Stiff Little Fingers And Before That The Stooges ?!? Rolling Stones ? Robbie Williams ? The Dudes ? I'm Still Not Over Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet For My Valentine and Atreyu Performing Same Day As Elton John ! That Hurt Like Son Of Bitch ! But Yeah, Anybody Can Recommend Anything To Me Out In Auckland That I Should See It Would Mean Alot ! Now That I Am Back In Band, I Should Go See How Infinately Superior The Local Competition Has Got These Last Few Years ! Watching Alt Tv And C4 And Seeing NZ Bands Like The Exiles On It ... Whoa ! Dude ! We Are Getting Good ;-)

How important is it for a band to remain genre specific?

Ahhhhhh Scott Walker ?!?

The Walker Bothers Guy ?!? Guy Who Fucking Famously Made Four / Five Great Albums In Two Years At End Of Sixities ?!? The Guy Who Was Especially Famous For Effortlesly Blending Jazz, Rock, R'n'B, Stak Records Soul, Funk, Blues Together ?!!? Yeah Dude Was Prog ...

How important is it for a band to remain genre specific?

Yeah Hey,

You Know Me. I Have No Problem With Genre's Cos Any Guy That Thinks He Doing Something Original, ' My Music Can't Be Categorise ', I Am ' Artist ', Is Bullshiting Themselves !!! All Music Can Be Categorise ! That's Why Shops Have Them ! It's Because It Doesn't Matter How Many Insane Crazy Genre's Of Music Your Band Takes In, It's Still Art Jazz, Punk, Post Punk, Pre Industial Post Punk, New Wave / Punk Etc. Which I Admit Is Both Bogus And Strange That Even Genre Crossing Bands, Have There Own Genre. It's Called Prog !!!!!! ;-)

Where's all the traffic?

Ahhhhh Yeah It's Music Site,

Kids don't listen to music anymore, their mates don't listen to music anymore and like anything that got to do with music in like last few years there been such significant fucking drop off, I just don't think we majorly appreciate it anymore. That that why numbers to this site has fallen sharply people is a site mostly dedicated to student / indie / nzmusic is gonna have its numbers diminish as more students and more students listen to dance / crunk / house music, drop party pills, go clubbing and have drunken scores with all there friends !!! That's the new Rock and Roll !!! Real Rock'n'Roll, The Rock'n'Roll I Love, Like Two Guitars, Bass and Drums, Rock'n'Roll is too old school and so not cool anymore that why we're not getting the numbers anymore man. NZmusic isn't cool anymore ...

It was all about the radio

Yeah Man,

You're right it is about radio but also about the simple fact that albums like Axis: Bold As Love, Aladdin Sane, An Evening With Wild Man Fischer, Welcome To My Nightmare, Electric Warrior, We're Only In It For Money, Sgt Pepper, Captain Fantastic And The Brown Dirt Cowboy, Crime Of The Century, Dark Side Of Moon, Little Deuce Coupe, so totally fucked it up for us and ruin music for rest of us cause thanks to the concept album bands became more focus on their fucking albums than they did on the music ! That's what wrongs with us musicians is we get so caught up with album and crap we forget it's about music, that what we should focus on first not the album but yeah we don't !!! I don't know about how this shit is with you guys, I know way too guys who go to me saying " Yeah we're in studio, trying to work on album ... " . I'm sorry, miss that, it sounded like you were saying you're in studio trying to work on album ?!? Man shouldn't you already done that, shouldn't you have already, at home, work on songs to have album worth of stuff to fucking take into studio record ? I really don't get that dude still that's what I'm getting at is to have the sort songs that we had when we were kids, the sort songs that everybody knows, that won't leave the radio alone, we need to focus, fucking get back to what it's about, our music, not our albums !!! It's only way people are going buy them in the end, is if our fucking songs are good, guys not album. But nobody does because eveybody is brought into the album concept that people have been picking up on since the start of the seventies, that they forget in seventies, it wasn't the album, it was music that matter. Most of huge bands back in the days Aerosmith, Grand Funk Railroad, TRex, Third World War, Slade, Sweet, Wombles, Faces, Elton John, David Bowie, Kiss, it was all about music to such extent that they on there singles, they actually threw out some there best songs on there B-Sides ( Like Aerosmith Lord Of Thighs, Slade's Cover of Hi Ho Silver Linning, David Bowie's Velvet Goldmine Etc ) because to them it was all if what we're throwing out is that good, bitch, you think about how great our album got be ! That's fucking shit that made them famous and that's crap we need to pull on radio !!! Like John Lennon made out to Jann Werner in his 1970 Rolling Stone Interview " A Single Is Advertisement, Music Me And Paul Put Out Every Three Months, It Wasn't All Fucking Fluff, We Agonized Over Our Three Minute Songs Not Because We Wanted Write Ourselves A Car, Mansion, Shit But Because We Remember Listening To The Radio Growing Up Liking Song And Then Realising Jingle For Jurgens Burgens Fucking Turdgens Meat Hutt Luxembourg That Came On Next Was Better Song !!! That Is What We Didn't Want Happening To Us, Coca Cola Was The Beatles Real Competition In 60's, Not Rolling Stones !!! " Yeah and hate to say it to you he's right ! The best kiwi song growing up in Eighties wasn't Sailing Away, Slice Of Heaven, Four Seasons In One Day, French Letter, Fraction Too Much Friction, Persuassion, it was " We're Harvey's !!! We're Harvey's !!! We're Auckland Favourite Fabric Store !!! " And it's the same now with kiwi music on the radio !!!!! Crap yeah that shit needs to change ...

Where do I look to rent band rehearsal space in Auckland?

Ahhhhhhhhh Yeah,

Yeah hey do what my band's Wolfblitzen/Bambi did, rock on back to your old school and say " Hey dude I'm old student, I would really like to rent your school hall on and off the next few months during weekends ... " You work at you can almost score yourself hours of free practice space for ten, twenty bucks, which is way way cheaper than what it costs to use some of these practice spaces out around downtown. I know the one out behind Real Groovy sets you back about forty bucks an hour and the one out in Grey Lynn/Chinaman's Hill in between the two car parks is supposely fifty bucks an hour so yeah screw that shit you are just paying there rent and yeah just cause rents are ridiculously stupid doesn't mean you have to be man ...

KFC NZ Music Month - Finger licking good

Yeah Hey,

What is it with this country, the colonel wants to sponsor NZ Music ? Fuck Off !!! You wanna be corporate whore for captialist gangbang, go be corporate whore !!! The whole idea with your music, the music you believe in, is to make itself a brand like Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, Kiss ! It's not about brands sponsoring you, you using your supposed star power to sell Air Guitar III and Beer And Whoppers and Pepsi and World Famous Cheese Omelette's !!! It's about building yourself up to where you are brand and you can smear your own corporate band / brand logo on most everything from I don't know toaster ovens to lawn furniture !!! Fucking problem is in this piece of loser shit island nation is nobody wants to be pez dispenser ...

New Zealand rock artists go at it alone!

Four Rockstars Go It Alone !!!

And Wonder Why They Can't Sell Their Records Because Music Shops Refuse Sell Anything That's At Least On Recognize Independent Label ( I Know Jb Hi Fi / Cd Shop Store Policy In Buying New Music, I've Worked At Real Groovy / Write For Real Groove ) Wonder Why They Can't Get Airtime On Commercial TV / Radio ( Independant Means Not Commercial, That's Cool, There Is Alt Tv, Try Them While They're Still Around Sort Of ) And Wonder How Touring Is Gonna Pay Back Costs Producing An Album When If Nobody There Hear Your Stuff, Nobody In Significant Numbers Is Gonna Turn Up ! Sorry ! I Know We All Like To Live Out This Dream That Independent Labels Is Best Thing Ever, The Thing Is I've Been There, And That I Know The Thing Is With Dreams, You Have To Be Asleep To Believe In It ...

From Kurb Blog: THE GEEKS WILL INHERIT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY

Uh-Huh,

Speaking as Super Uber Geek ( 192 IQ, Awarded Paying Scholarships To Both Auckland Normal Immediate And Auckland Grammer ( Out Of Zone ), Been Member Of Mensa Since I Was 16, And Was Given $20,000 Scholarship Grant By The Nz Eduction Department To Study Wherever The Fuck I Want At Any Teritary Level When I Was 18, I Refused, Insanely Long Story ) I Know What Geek Is And You're Not Geek. Ok ? Reading What You're Written, You're Typical Up Himself Nerd With Undeserved Sense Of Accomplishment !!! Die Already ...

slazenger

policy 11 I have pickle up my butt ...

slazenger

policy 10 burn fairfax.

Why the Government is undermining your Superannuation fund

Yeah Hey,

What this is one more classic case of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing and your head stuck between the two. On government level you know thery're trying to reduce weapons production in world. On a department level you know if there's strong investment in it with huge rate of returns they'll buy into it. So what are we suppose to believe ?!? That's way it is in the world. It's not about doing what is right it's about doing what's ok and that what wrong with us !!! We need to change our attitudes first if we want to save the world from fucking shit like this and like you Christianity I don't see anybody doing it and yeah that hurts like son of bitch ...