rachael007 : 16 October 2003 - 1:04pm

[I couldn't choose which joke i liked best so here's a few. . . . i know i'm a chick but the guitar/women joke is a classic]

Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
Because most shops close by six thirty.

There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either

Why Guitars are better than Women:
A guitar has a volume knob.
If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $. 79 for a new one.
You can unplug a guitar.
If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it.
If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking.
|You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it

rachael007 : 19 December 2002 - 11:37am

is it to late to grovel? please please please those tickets would be like the best thing ever. i've been to all (minus two) of the fur patrol wgtn gigs in the last two years but this one is important - i am educating an american friend on the beauty that is fur patrol. these tickets would ensure that nz music would be further shipped overseas (even if it is just to family and friends). if the free passes are gone can you tell me if you can buy tickets? i'm guessing not, but we don't want to miss out.

rachael007 : 3 January 2002 - 11:02pm

Did all the queues disapear before the count down? I can't remember. The concert was awsome except for the lack of shade - we all (the group I came with ) ended up with mild sun stroke. It was still worth it though. roll on next New years :-) yay for che fu, never listened to him much but i think i will now.

rachael007 : 10 November 2001 - 6:05pm

their song 'bad for me' goes off. they'll b worth the trip to export gold pary to see play live :-) they have a cool website too.