The Anvil says" when you browse through peoples posts you can often figure out who they are in the real world. By looking through Angry Mans posts, it would appear that he is the Drummer from the Blue Set, pretending to be someone else so that the Blue Set get more posts, or if not he is some strung out little fucker that can't handle opinion"
The Anvil says' Today I am Gone, I have left you all a late Xmas present, enjoy"
It's David Clark actually, the least you could do is spell it properly you fucker. Now, what's your name, Angry Man?
The Anvil says "With a little over a week of the year still to play out I still feel quite confident that this is the idiot post of the year"
The Anvil says "Trying to make sense of why it is so hard to get un-scented toilet paper has never looked more promising as a life hobby, apparently you can still breathe after you're brain dead"
The Anvil says 'If your metaphors were Martinis we'd be sending them back and exchanging them for the simplist of beers You Fool!,the Anvil is for harshness, for coldness, for ....
....Merry Xmas from the Anvil
The Anvil says "That is a story we heard and believe about a musician being too big to play a quiet gig on a Sunday night unless he could be paid more than the gig usually earns, you figure it out"
The Anvil says "Rock is not a meritocracy, and therefore wherever there are Musicians there are people being praised and revered beyond the limit of their actual capabilities, and wherever this happens there are Egos. The rock audience is neither the smartest nor the most discerning of audiences and most, while happy to watch lame facsimiles of popular overseas trends, are unable or unwilling to step beyond that comfort zone. So we contend that to a point a conscience is needed, and that we need to make a shift to championing originality and creativity”.
The Anvil says "Yeah, I'll be back after Christmas, thanks for all the attention, haven't you all got work to do, I know you have Blink"
The Anvil also says" Fick yr Scandal to the_anvil@(NOSPAM)orcon.net.nz"
The Anvil says"Fair cop guys, the Anvil falls back on his sword, is he dead, was he just winged, does he really care what the Fat Controller thinks, he does know that when he returns from his holidays at the bach with Mummy and Daddy, Blink will be there to post a reply within the hour"
The Anvil says "Wherever I may post, Blink will post, take my hand that we may post again this day"
The Anvil says(in a moment of lucidity) "Get thee to orcon.net.nz where there are no ads, 10Mb of free hosting and Free Email, and make your left frame scrollable"
The Anvil says "By my reckoning you are S S, so why don't you tell me, I've only got chinese whispers type information, but you must have the gospel"
The anvil says "With words like that, someones gonna lose an eye". "You've got to be careful how you say things, you were trying to make me look like an idiot but you just poked fun of Leo instead and therefore made yourself look like an idiot".
The Anvil says" Get thee back to the shallow end"
//consciece
The Anvil says "Blink, it's one thing not being able to spell, but it's a totally different kettle of eggs when it is already written down for you and all you have to do is copy it”
The Anvil says “Yeah, I know that Leo’s in another band, but they suck as well, now if only I could remember their name…….isn’t it called ‘Marty Valium and the wandering stupors’”.
The Anvil says "Thats so tragic, 'What Now' without 'Props Boy', now thats gonna take some getting used to, I hope it doesn't hurt as much as when Steve Parr left the spaceship"
The Anvil says "Boycott charity gigs, they are ultimately filled with wet samaritans and charity cases"
The Anvil says "Bah Humbug, get an Alarm"
The Anvil says "Sure Britany might make kids want to dress like tarts, but to dress like tarts the kids need somewhere to buy it from."
The Anvil says "The kids are buying this shit from the Olsen twins, who are in turn getting rich off turning tweenies into rapebait"
The Anvil says " Lets Lynch the Olsens"
Tha Anvil says " I saw Leo Pants playing solo with just an electric piano the other night at Lonely Hearts Strummers, and I now have the conclusive proof that Leo Pants is much better off without that god-awful Blue Set. That band does nothing but leach his charisma.
The Anvil says " Leo Pants should find a new band"
It's in Dymocks, but don't bother cos it's shit. He's made the mistake of atempting a full history of Nz music- which is pointless cos John Dix covered up to 1988 pretty thoroughly- and the end result is a book that spreads itself too thin, and, in the passages on the scenes and eras that I am familiar with, contains some quite glaring factual errors.
The Anvil says " Track down a copy of "Stranded in paradise, and join me in the wait for a decent book on the period 1988-present."
//Oh, and they're not faked typing mistakes
the anvil says "learn to spell, it works wonders when trying to communicate"
the anvil says "Blink wishes only that he could write, fullstop"
//a tool to represent South Auckland
Which about sums him up.
The thing that rubs me is that Dawn Raid is too worried about the bottom line to try and break Mareko in the States as a pacific artist, and so have recoreded two versions of the record-one that won't embarras him in New Zealand, ie;the one where ha doesn't sing in a crappy New York twang and say "Mutha- Fucking Gansta", and the one foe America where he does(and all the references to NZ are removed)-the Anvil says Mareko is a No Talent.
The Anvil says "It's crappy high school humor, the lay-out looks dated, not because of any real insight into tragic family sites, but simply because it was made in 1998. The Anvil also says that Miss Robyn Gallagher would be better to not comment on her own old jokes. The Anvil awards this site 2/10, because a, the humor is far too obvious (christians and solo mums) and if you are going to fake typing mistakes, be aware that most people hit an extra key that is immediately next to the key they mean to press and not one that is in a different row all together, so that or would more likely be miss keyed as opr, or oer and not ogr as you had.
The Anvil says" I was here but now I'm gone, but I left this site to turn you on"
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