Madeleine : 21 September 2006 - 8:28pm

//Auckland bashing was 78% or something

that's because the greater proportion of aucklanders have something better to do than texting useless stupid-ass polls for bored rural housewives and timarubies that spent a week in auckland once and freaked out from the traffic.

Auckland bashing: is it deserved?
[ ] Yes TXT 2121 with your response
[ ] Wank off

Madeleine : 16 September 2006 - 6:51pm

//I've never heard so much hand-wringing bullshit from reporters justifying why this is news.

are you sure? journalists wring their hands nigh-on perpetually, especially in a country where there isn't enough news for a daily one-hour commercial broadcast. if they didn't wring their hands, how would we know it was news?

Madeleine : 16 September 2006 - 6:27pm

Stuck on riddle 4. Not too bright.

Madeleine : 16 September 2006 - 5:21pm

"don't be preposterous, that has nothing to do with racism" "duh..."

Madeleine : 16 September 2006 - 5:21pm

what I want to know is how is he going to defend his immigration policy now? "I'm not racist, my wife's from singapore" "you must be, you cheated on her"

Madeleine : 15 September 2006 - 8:52pm

rohypnol

Madeleine : 25 July 2005 - 4:21pm

fuck you fascist bland-nazi you want to drag everyone down into your uncool trainspotting shitpit just so you can feel better about wearing a anorak you fucktwitch fuck off and leave us elite alone just because were cooler than you you think you can oppress us

Madeleine : 22 July 2005 - 2:46am

//I have always found it increadibly wanky to admit that I am a classicaly trained vocalist

go with your gut

Madeleine : 5 July 2005 - 11:48pm

//mr iluvtheclean

sexist.

Madeleine : 4 July 2005 - 4:54pm

i'd be fuckin with you if i said i knew what to do, but before you get to swallow just remember to chew, and if it tastes like shit spit it out out out, murdoctered that's beyond a doubt, cos none of what you hear and even less what you're seein, comes even close to any version of the truth worth believing, it's just a bland scam stamped with the master brand, lambs to the slaughter only cos you do what you oughta, but if your plan is to take what you can watch where you stand, hand bites the clan - fear fights on demand, and if you understand evil could be good mistook, you gotta get the fuck up and take a look...sending out a big fuck you from the whole crew, corporate motherfuckers do what y'all do, back the fuck up and give the people some room, who me - that's right it's time to get to

Madeleine : 3 July 2005 - 6:34pm

I sucked a lotta cock to get where i am
I only wanna be the best the best that i can
my mouth is stained, I can't complain
just keep on rinsing out again and again

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Madeleine : 25 June 2005 - 8:36pm

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadents, but I won't feed on the powerless when my cup's already overfilled.

Madeleine : 21 June 2005 - 3:06pm

//Orewa lifted National/Brashes profile beyond predictions

and winston just recycled it. minus 2 points originality.

Madeleine : 21 June 2005 - 3:01pm

Metservice = pedalling machine gunner. God, please, someone put the waster out of his misery, he's been stewing for months.

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Madeleine : 6 June 2005 - 12:50am

Chris Martin is a beautiful human being and I wish I was gwyneth.

Madeleine : 4 June 2005 - 10:38pm

"us aucklanders" voted him in

Madeleine : 4 June 2005 - 9:46pm

of course women are sexually attracted to men,
otherwise we'd all be fucking our 'platonic' mates
just not so inclined to follow through if there's nothing else

that said, plenty of women fuck men just because they're turned on by them
plenty of slappers in the city

Madeleine : 4 June 2005 - 9:25pm

sweeping generalisation 1: men like to fuck for the sake of fucking
sweeping generalisation 2: women prefer to fuck men they want a relationship with

so: a man won't turn down a woman just because he doesn't want a relationship. a woman will. where is the mystery?

Madeleine : 4 June 2005 - 9:01pm

who said it wasn't about sex?
and do you want a relationship with every woman you want to fuck?

Madeleine : 4 June 2005 - 8:06pm

wrong,
women make lists of things they want that guys they don't want don't have
when guys won't accept "i just don't fancy you" as a response

Madeleine : 4 June 2005 - 6:57pm

//women don't seem to have a sexuality the way in which men have one, the act is more to do with cementing the relationship for them as for as I can tell,
generally correct

//and even then if men didn't want to as much as they do then it would probably never happen.
wrong

//Basically women build relationships, they obviousely have an interest in men in some way, maybe platonic, maybe it's as a second dad, I' m not sure, but I'd be interested to know.
not every woman is looking for a platonic relationship
not every woman is looking for a second dad
do you think every guy wants the same thing in a relationship as you do?
or do you think that every guy just wants to fuck?

Madeleine : 4 June 2005 - 6:53pm

and it's wrong.
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Madeleine : 4 June 2005 - 6:51pm

//from the state of Auckland city (it looks like a dump right now)

surely that's the fault of Banks / Muesli-guy?

Madeleine : 2 June 2005 - 3:38pm

Yes: rdor shoots

Yes: rdor scores

Madeleine : 1 June 2005 - 10:20pm

I embarrass my mum more than she embarrasses me.