carter : 31 July 2003 - 9:15pm

crumb...revolver and1qa.
$5
9pm
lovely.

carter : 31 July 2003 - 12:52pm

i wanna make a reality show called temptation island of the sharks. 12 couples dropped on a deserted island surrounded by severely shark infested waters and everyday they have to swim out to a marker until only one is left. i alos saw a great idea once for a show called joe aids. it was kinda like joe millionaire but it had a much better twist.

carter : 30 July 2003 - 9:17pm

colin morris records willis street wellington midnight opening for use your illusions 1 and 2.....1 fucking great album spread out over two average ones but what the fuck it was gnr

carter : 15 July 2003 - 1:27pm

stiff competition 2. fucking awesome.

carter : 2 July 2003 - 9:13pm

duran duran...i have wanted to see them live for so long. i liked pop trash. and yes i shall see you next week.

carter : 2 July 2003 - 5:12pm

oh fuck duran duran would be sweet.....it's the original line up too.......even if not for bdo i just hope they play here.....augustino should open for them......and i do mean that as a compliment

carter : 23 June 2003 - 10:01pm

definitely one of the best love songs ever

carter : 16 June 2003 - 7:31pm

killed by death - motorhead

carter : 8 June 2003 - 7:58pm

the lamer the joke the more I amuse myself...

carter : 8 June 2003 - 7:55pm

being lame is the quality i posses that I am proud of most

carter : 8 June 2003 - 6:01pm

sweet. so are you boys coming to record out at crumb studios or what?

carter : 8 June 2003 - 5:59pm

you mean now that the 'dust' has settled..geddit? 'dust' has settled....hahahahaha fuck im-a genius me...

carter : 5 June 2003 - 2:20pm

always been a rebel never been nothin' else
born to rock n roll and made to raise hell
gamblin and a woman thats-a what i need
so take me in your throat and baby take me deep

(chorus)
take me in your throat and baby take me deep
take me in your throat and baby take me deep
take me in your throat and baby take me deep
better take a break now I gotta pee
yeah

guitar solo 1

bass solo

guitar solo 2

drum solo

repeat chorus til fade....

carter : 4 June 2003 - 10:31pm

naughty little school girl only sixteen
catholic girls high school you know what i mean
with her knee high boots and her long blonde her
she whispers softly to me "i aint wearing underwear"

(bridge)
baby you should know better nothin's for free
when i come home late at night be prepared to earn your keep

(chorus)
i'm-a primal animal lovin machine
kick it over baby and lick my guitar clean
i'm-a primal animal lovin' machine
if you're a lit match babe i'm gasoline

guitar solo 1
break down
guitar solo 2
break down
duel guitar solo

repeat bridge

chorus (repeat till fade)

carter : 26 May 2003 - 5:24pm

four nuns are about to finish their last test to become fully fledged nuns.
Mother superior enters the room. she asks them " has anyone here ever seen a mans penis in the flesh" the first nun stands up "i have sister"
mother superior holds up a bowl of holy water "wash your eyes in this, say three hail mary's and all will be forgiven..now has anyone here ever held a mans penis in their hands"
the second nun stands up "i have sister" mother superior holds up the bowl
"wash your hands in the holy water say three hail mary's and all will be forgiven"
meanwhile the fourth nun taps the third on the shoulder and says "do you mind if I gargle that before you stick your arse in it?"

carter : 19 May 2003 - 9:06pm

do you mean takashi???

'i met a girl today' 'big deal, did ya get down her pants' 'she's not that type of girl booger' 'why, she does she have a penis'
revenge of the nerds = genius

carter : 19 May 2003 - 6:40pm

and showgirls so what the fuck do i know

carter : 19 May 2003 - 6:32pm

the choice you have made has been chosen and cannot be undone for destiny has choices which if chosen will be your choice.
i thought it was jawdroppingly awful...absolutely terrible........mind you i still think revenge of the nerds is the best film ever made so.,.......

carter : 19 May 2003 - 11:22am

i make love to mountain lions
sleep on red hot branding irons

carter : 19 May 2003 - 11:18am

me and my friends would wrap one of us up in a big sheet and drive out to a nice secluded spot round eastbourne somewhere in an old beat up panel van. Then we would wait for a jogger or just someone out on a stroll to pass by...pretending we hadn't seen said jogger/stoller we would do what we use to refer to as a 'body dumping'.......great fun

carter : 18 May 2003 - 12:59pm

forehead

carter : 18 May 2003 - 12:59pm

a good heart these days is hard to fine......feargal sharkey deserves more respect..him and his gigantic forhead

carter : 15 May 2003 - 8:04pm

what about a murdered one?

carter : 13 May 2003 - 8:21pm

nobody does it better - carly simon

carter : 13 May 2003 - 8:21pm

to life inside THE ELECTRIC CIRCUS...w.a.s.p.