i wanna make a reality show called temptation island of the sharks. 12 couples dropped on a deserted island surrounded by severely shark infested waters and everyday they have to swim out to a marker until only one is left. i alos saw a great idea once for a show called joe aids. it was kinda like joe millionaire but it had a much better twist.
colin morris records willis street wellington midnight opening for use your illusions 1 and 2.....1 fucking great album spread out over two average ones but what the fuck it was gnr
duran duran...i have wanted to see them live for so long. i liked pop trash. and yes i shall see you next week.
oh fuck duran duran would be sweet.....it's the original line up too.......even if not for bdo i just hope they play here.....augustino should open for them......and i do mean that as a compliment
you mean now that the 'dust' has settled..geddit? 'dust' has settled....hahahahaha fuck im-a genius me...
always been a rebel never been nothin' else
born to rock n roll and made to raise hell
gamblin and a woman thats-a what i need
so take me in your throat and baby take me deep
(chorus)
take me in your throat and baby take me deep
take me in your throat and baby take me deep
take me in your throat and baby take me deep
better take a break now I gotta pee
yeah
guitar solo 1
bass solo
guitar solo 2
drum solo
repeat chorus til fade....
naughty little school girl only sixteen
catholic girls high school you know what i mean
with her knee high boots and her long blonde her
she whispers softly to me "i aint wearing underwear"
(bridge)
baby you should know better nothin's for free
when i come home late at night be prepared to earn your keep
(chorus)
i'm-a primal animal lovin machine
kick it over baby and lick my guitar clean
i'm-a primal animal lovin' machine
if you're a lit match babe i'm gasoline
guitar solo 1
break down
guitar solo 2
break down
duel guitar solo
repeat bridge
chorus (repeat till fade)
four nuns are about to finish their last test to become fully fledged nuns.
Mother superior enters the room. she asks them " has anyone here ever seen a mans penis in the flesh" the first nun stands up "i have sister"
mother superior holds up a bowl of holy water "wash your eyes in this, say three hail mary's and all will be forgiven..now has anyone here ever held a mans penis in their hands"
the second nun stands up "i have sister" mother superior holds up the bowl
"wash your hands in the holy water say three hail mary's and all will be forgiven"
meanwhile the fourth nun taps the third on the shoulder and says "do you mind if I gargle that before you stick your arse in it?"
do you mean takashi???
'i met a girl today' 'big deal, did ya get down her pants' 'she's not that type of girl booger' 'why, she does she have a penis'
revenge of the nerds = genius
the choice you have made has been chosen and cannot be undone for destiny has choices which if chosen will be your choice.
i thought it was jawdroppingly awful...absolutely terrible........mind you i still think revenge of the nerds is the best film ever made so.,.......
me and my friends would wrap one of us up in a big sheet and drive out to a nice secluded spot round eastbourne somewhere in an old beat up panel van. Then we would wait for a jogger or just someone out on a stroll to pass by...pretending we hadn't seen said jogger/stoller we would do what we use to refer to as a 'body dumping'.......great fun
a good heart these days is hard to fine......feargal sharkey deserves more respect..him and his gigantic forhead
crumb...revolver and1qa.
$5
9pm
lovely.