Are you guys going to put the Simon Video on this thread or up on the Website? as I'm keen to check it.
//Thank GOD The Cooltones have broken up.
First of all the cooltones have not broken up! The bass player has lefted the band and they are still kicking the shit.
//I have NEVER seen a more talentless bunch of useless shitwicks...
How dear you say such venomous comments without a stroke of evidence. For your information this pack of shitwicks happens to have so much talent pouring out of their arses that losers like you could forge a career out of a dripple of their shit.
//Saw them play to maybe TEN people at the True Colours gig in Christchurch
We all know that there were more than TEN people watching you fool - can't you count, they were on first which is always a hard task
//and it didn't go down too well without their sad-ass rent-a-crowd
They never rent a crowd! Its called a following!!!!!
I know that I speak for alot of people when I say that the Cooltones have brought me mass amounts of joy other the past few years with there live performances and I can't wait to hear and buy the new recording. Happy recording fellas and girly!!! Don't mind that dirty C.U.N.T::::: theres always one.
Gee Miss stress thats exactly what you are creating- STRESS
Let go, let the Cooltones be. Jesse SAID thank you.
Great show old chums. What an atmosphere you Cootones created on Friday night, your best gig yet.
Have a killer life Jem
may you move onto better and brighter things
your a star.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!! MaiLee can't leave! I won't let her! Not this day! Not this way!
Damn! How the hell are the cooltones going to replace this girl.
we love you Jem'n'em.
Whats this ranting bout? Has Jmoney lost the plot?
// So the dux it is. (the season changes blah blah twilight or our time draws near yadayada wouldnt change a thing hurumph own seperate ways, all things must end ramble ramble teary goodbye etc etc).
Are you guys breaking up? A divorce already? Think of the children?
Wait till the fortress hears about this one.
True colours was rockin baby............nice gig cooltones....almost got hit by the flying kiwiana CD, Mailee you looked trendy and sexy as always!!!!! Mark you have got the groove brotha!
Who reckons that the lead singer needs a hair cut, he has huge fluffy side burns.
They must collect alot of debris
Get the Swamp Donkeys to support on the 10th. Fucken aye!
I'm warming up for the gig cooltones.
Not all bass players are over looked, sometimes they steal the show - don't ya know!
Theres a bass player in a chch band called the cooltones, what hot stuff! she brings the booming bass to the front.
I wonder who does keep on throwing the knickers? I know that I haven't, maybe you should ask SexFortress. Sexy girl on the bus is by far my favourite but I guess I will have to wait to see you guys again. To put the names of the songs to the tunes that get stuck in my head after a cooltones concert.
Thank god for the COOLTONES! Your music is so refreshing!
Your bass player is great and your front man has it going on.
There is so much love at a cooltones gig, you have to check these fellas out!
//where did I go to school?
C.U.N.T.S 'R' US
//Who are my friends?
You don't have any friends. No one cares about you Simon.
// How did I develop such a bile-spitting hatred for derivative sad-ass Mike Patton wannabes and their talentless backing bands?
Nick White drummed it into your easliy guided brainless brain, everybody knows that Nick detest Marc. Thats no secret and we all know that you do to, because of your little display where you pathetically kicked Marcs leg (What a drunken pussy you are!)
Now go back to being a bum, where you belong.