//Its called having a "man look"
You don't understand. When opening the cupboards for something, it has jump out of the cupboard and push its way past all the other items in the cupboard just to get noticed for us men to see it. You should try "Man looking" sometime. I've seen the vegemite do backflips to get my attention.
whoops. that post should be here. *shame*
//I thought chocolate was your natural colour?
It is my natural colour. I also naturally taste like chocolate.
//I thought chocolate was your natural colour?
It is my natural colour. I also naturally taste like chocolate.
I remember this one time...
The hairy beast was like a forest. Exploring in the wilderness was wonderful and almost swimming in the bush was amazing. Finding the magic button was like burrowing for the secret treasure in the valley of darkness.
Go the bush hunting!
//Oh and that present you reckon your sending me - I got some ideas on what I want now.
A chocolate covered SaidInJest with a red-ribbon is going to be a tough task. I think you are going to be biting off more than you can chew.
God, I'm notorious for losing cellphones and wallets. People are finding my stuff before I even notice it missing.
You're cutting me deep Shrek. You're cutting me deep.
I will have to prove you wrong now Joanna. My words are as strong as Oak.
Men have to stop saying "I'll call you" then don't.
Which reminds me, I'm very sorry L* for not calling.
I can dig NZ hiphop.
Riding on the back of some hardwork by P money, King Kapisi, DLT and other old schoolies back in the day, NZ Hiphop was about to explode sooner than later. Scribe blew up and got almost everyone loving his ass all of last year. Pat on the back everyone, well done.
The interesting thing for me was what will come out next? Answer is not much. Aside from Misfits of Science who have a glossy video (with a kiwi dude in an American dollar bill?) there is nothing that is exciting and fresh and distinctively kiwi. Trillion might have a say about the Americanisms of NZHiphop. Proof of this lack of excitement was seeing my TV screen with some monkey group called "Fast Crew" on a stage. Just cause you and your friends can make music, doesn't mean you should make music. Fuck Fast Crew!
Honestly, if P Money work hard all these years to see some NZHiphop shit grace the Television then what the fuck?
Where is Erhmen? Got dang, waiting for that dude is taking forever. He must of went inside for a year for selling P because he doesn't have any money to finish his album.
The Hiphop scene is healthy but I'm afraid some more wankers like Fast Crew will get shoved down our throats.
Can you dig it?
I've noticed Lenny is a thief of the 60s and 70s. In some cases all he changes is two words out of a chorus or pitifully disguise a piece of memorable music from that era.
He even had the nerve to steal from "Play that funky music" song. What a sad cunt.
The band Aria(sp?) was created for that very reason.
Where are they now? If you can find out why they fell apart when clearly they were suppose to created te reo music for the masses, then you have your answer.
I liked how in their video clip they were rollin in a flash BMW or something.
I'm actually the real Andy Kaufman.
I escape America and headed for NZ where I now pretend to be a 24 year old Samoan man named "Bodie". Its my greatest character ever.
Yours truly
The real Andy Kaufman.
Yes but it would have been easier with your puppy dog and peanut butter.