Koe : 17 July 2007 - 11:56am

God.. pass the cheese grater

Koe : 29 April 2007 - 9:49pm

The giver. The receiver.

Re: Goatse

Koe : 4 April 2007 - 10:24pm

Music to me is like, it's like, music is like my life.

Koe : 3 April 2007 - 12:14am

Getting a warm toilet seat is SO gross. Those 3rd world people don't know how lucky they have it squatting. No warm shared seats for them!

Koe : 3 April 2007 - 12:11am

The background is very white - my eyes !

Koe : 23 January 2007 - 3:19am

Newest troll with 2 accounts huh?

Koe : 10 January 2007 - 3:01am

I'd give a dollar a day for condoms and sex education to stop all these unwanted children.

Infact I'd like to see a breakfasts at schools for NZ kids charity start. That is something I would actually get behind.

Koe : 26 December 2006 - 4:53pm

$15 entry? Are the bands made of gold or something?

Koe : 26 December 2006 - 4:52pm

There's free wifi at the central city library i think

Koe : 2 December 2006 - 1:26pm

Wow your house must be famous !

We could resurrect dead musicians to play at our houses, I'm going to get J.S Bach to play at mine on his Bach From The Dead tour

Koe : 1 December 2006 - 1:02pm

U2 played in the flat under my house. Or atleast the people who live under us seem to think so when at 1am they started belting out U2 songs on their guitar.

Koe : 22 November 2006 - 12:27am

Hi ! I have emailed it to you, let me know if it doesn't turn up! AWESOME.

Koe : 20 November 2006 - 4:26pm

Does it matter if you were giving or receiving?

Koe : 18 November 2006 - 2:48pm

Sorry I mean that's be awesome if you'd do that ! I'm just in a rush & forgetting myself but now I must go !

Koe : 18 November 2006 - 2:39pm

Joanna what's your email? I've just got one bit to add to it tonight then it could be look-overable

My email's in my profile if you don't fancy getting spammed out

Koe : 15 November 2006 - 3:10pm

I've got a real boner of an opening line

//The final application deadline is Midnight Pacific time, TODAY, November 10, 2006 for domestic acts. (The late application deadline for international acts has officially passed, but we'll let you slide in late if you complete an application and upload everything by the end of the week.)

Any guesses which week they are talking about, the week that ends on the 10th, or the 17th?
Or maybe they meant the 12th being Sunday. So much for being concise !

Koe : 15 November 2006 - 3:03pm

Legend! Living in constant fear of apostraphe catastrophies is no way to live at all.

Yeah it's for the PDS.. too bad SXSW applications closed on friday. That money is probably better invested in the egg-market however. I see steady sales on sundays !

Koe : 15 November 2006 - 1:24pm

OR a real press-kit, which I could blatantly plagerise. That would also work.

Koe : 15 November 2006 - 1:05pm

Is there a Press-Kit howto out there somewhere in lala land?

I suppose I could just start writing one, but it might go for 1 page, it might go for 20, and would probably still miss the vital information of whatever it is exactly a press kit is supposed to entail.

Who knows what goes in a press kit?

Koe : 10 November 2006 - 3:18am

not to mention

a> using paypal for payment and
b> their paypal email address is buymyshiz@hotmail.com

Koe : 10 November 2006 - 2:37am

"Some other hits produced by Collins include Philip Bailey and Phil Collins' number three R&B/number two pop hit "Easy Lover," Bon Jovi's number four pop hit "Always," the number eight R&B/number ten pop hi "Pass the Dutchie" by Musical Youth, Tracy Ullman's number eight pop hit "They Don't Know," and Indigo Girls' Swamp Ophelia, Alice Cooper's Hey Stoopid, and Blancmange's "Don't Tell Me." ~ Ed Hogan, All Music Guide"

Koe : 10 November 2006 - 2:24am

//"great tune, pity about that jangly guitar bit....".

Poor old Tclak would be out of a job!

Koe : 28 October 2006 - 1:55pm

//No, it's true. I saw a quote somewhere, I'm not sure who said it, but it's really very eloquent: "work shall set you free".

That is above the gates at Auschwitz. Those germans and their humour !

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Koe : 19 October 2006 - 12:33am

When it's $20 to get your head shaved and you do it every few weeks you learn to d.i.y pretty quick. Plus it's good to have your girlfriend give you a haircut. Finally get them paying attention to you and not visa versa

Koe : 18 October 2006 - 5:19pm

Going with option 3

In a supermarket in Amsterdam, and bought some fruit

Got to the checkout and the girl seemed really frustrated with me and said 'Je moet het wegen' (You must weigh it) and kept telling me over and over until I clicked maybe I had to weigh it myself.. I told my dutch friend later and she said maybe what they were saying was 'Je moet weg gaan' or 'You must go away!'

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