tclak : 19 July 2007 - 4:06pm

OK, soz to lower the tone, but you should check out R. Kelly's "Sex Planet". . . great lines such as:

"So don't trip i got a giant rocket
Climbing through just hitting your pocket"

And this absolute clanger (obvs during the song he rattles off the names of the planets in the solar system):

"Girl I promise this will be painless (painless)
We'll take a trip to planet Uranus"

And finally:

"See my rocket is so full of fuel baby
Yes it (is Flyyyy slow)
Therefore
We can ride all through the night"

He says "therefore"! R. Kelly is a genius of our time. Respect.

tclak : 11 April 2007 - 2:31pm

Auckland needs more rickshaws!

tclak : 11 April 2007 - 2:25pm

I'm confused? My Brian is dumb. Dumb Brian Maiden.

tclak : 31 October 2006 - 7:29pm

MOTLEY CRUE?! Where?! I can't find it anywhere . . . . You lie!

PS: Superette were so good that I almost cried like a little baby.

tclak : 11 April 2006 - 3:48pm

Plug!Plug!Plug! time. . .

Speaking of future Schooner gigs. . .

The Fanatics
The Demi Whores
James Duncan
DJs Stiv & Jessica Franco

Friday April 21 at the Schooner Tavern, Doors 8pm, $10.

It's our first and last Auckland show for quite some time and we have an all-new set of all-new songs.

Hope the PA can handle it.

Bet you CAN'T WAIT!

(come on, you all knew somebody was bound to hijack the topic)

http://www.thefanatics.co.nz ]

tclak : 14 March 2006 - 10:46am

I can really relate to that joke!

tclak : 3 March 2006 - 11:09am

Oh, and CHRONICLES OF GNARNIA = Alanis

Cheers Buddyhead. . .

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tclak : 3 March 2006 - 10:54am

My current favourite expressions:

BRILLS MURRAY = Brilliant
BRUTES SPRINGSTEEN = Brutal
CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK = Ridiculous

Yes I am extraordinarily lame, I know it. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

tclak : 10 January 2006 - 5:46pm

Die young?

tclak : 10 January 2006 - 5:43pm

Speaking of taxidermy . . .

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tclak : 29 November 2005 - 1:10pm

Hey NZcynic, click on the link below.

Douchebag.

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tclak : 28 November 2005 - 7:13pm

Small amps with more treble fo' shizzle . . . That would be, like, totally tigs shats boombies!

tclak : 3 November 2005 - 12:44pm

Soulsion?

They called themselves SOULSION?

Holy shit!

tclak : 12 September 2005 - 4:04pm

//I am am obsessing over the Lucidtone.

I gotta say that I am too. The man is a genius!

tclak : 25 June 2005 - 10:12pm

yo fuck yo manamana, beee-atch.

I'm just sick of all the nitpicking and fragile little egos I've been reading about for the last week. That disposable music topic really brought out all the crybabies.

tclak : 25 June 2005 - 7:17pm

You see, the thing is, nobody except you gives a rat's arse.

Get over yourself you fucking egomaniac.

tclak : 22 June 2005 - 2:21pm

Doh, see? I was laughing too hard. . .

That's the best thing I've seen all day. It's like you just came out of the closet.

tclak : 22 June 2005 - 2:20pm
tclak : 21 June 2005 - 9:30pm

Wouldn't that imply that it's bloody HUGE?

tclak : 21 June 2005 - 9:18pm

Precisely.

tclak : 21 June 2005 - 8:33pm

You know what you can fucking suck.

tclak : 21 June 2005 - 4:47pm

I think there should have been two (honest!)s in that sentence. . .

Hey, while I'm not a member of the KVAS (although I do live in Kingsland and certainly have an Appreciation for good Vinyl), I have been told that if you could bring your own that would make Tim's life easier. The KA has a CD player but no decks.

Flick me an email - tom@thefanatics.co.nz.

tclak : 21 June 2005 - 3:00pm

It's YOUR website - surely you can say whatever the fuck you like?

tclak : 21 June 2005 - 2:53pm

Fuck. I don't even need to hear your band to know that YOU FUCKING SUCK.

Go and nurse your precious and wounded little ego.

tclak : 20 June 2005 - 10:34pm

I think you should all just ch-ill.

Big. Effing. Dizz.