MOTLEY CRUE?! Where?! I can't find it anywhere . . . . You lie!
PS: Superette were so good that I almost cried like a little baby.
Plug!Plug!Plug! time. . .
Speaking of future Schooner gigs. . .
The Fanatics
The Demi Whores
James Duncan
DJs Stiv & Jessica Franco
Friday April 21 at the Schooner Tavern, Doors 8pm, $10.
It's our first and last Auckland show for quite some time and we have an all-new set of all-new songs.
Hope the PA can handle it.
Bet you CAN'T WAIT!
(come on, you all knew somebody was bound to hijack the topic)
My current favourite expressions:
BRILLS MURRAY = Brilliant
BRUTES SPRINGSTEEN = Brutal
CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK = Ridiculous
Yes I am extraordinarily lame, I know it. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
Small amps with more treble fo' shizzle . . . That would be, like, totally tigs shats boombies!
//I am am obsessing over the Lucidtone.
I gotta say that I am too. The man is a genius!
yo fuck yo manamana, beee-atch.
I'm just sick of all the nitpicking and fragile little egos I've been reading about for the last week. That disposable music topic really brought out all the crybabies.
You see, the thing is, nobody except you gives a rat's arse.
Get over yourself you fucking egomaniac.
Doh, see? I was laughing too hard. . .
That's the best thing I've seen all day. It's like you just came out of the closet.
I think there should have been two (honest!)s in that sentence. . .
Hey, while I'm not a member of the KVAS (although I do live in Kingsland and certainly have an Appreciation for good Vinyl), I have been told that if you could bring your own that would make Tim's life easier. The KA has a CD player but no decks.
Flick me an email - tom@thefanatics.co.nz.
Fuck. I don't even need to hear your band to know that YOU FUCKING SUCK.
Go and nurse your precious and wounded little ego.
OK, soz to lower the tone, but you should check out R. Kelly's "Sex Planet". . . great lines such as:
"So don't trip i got a giant rocket
Climbing through just hitting your pocket"
And this absolute clanger (obvs during the song he rattles off the names of the planets in the solar system):
"Girl I promise this will be painless (painless)
We'll take a trip to planet Uranus"
And finally:
"See my rocket is so full of fuel baby
Yes it (is Flyyyy slow)
Therefore
We can ride all through the night"
He says "therefore"! R. Kelly is a genius of our time. Respect.