We play spill the beer.First druck guy to spill his or her beer gets beaten,often waking up naked in a backyard tied to a tree.
//that kind of thing ended in the 90's.
Yeah If you stopped drinking.You can get sponsoured to have a party(someone fucked up).Its me mates 21st in two months time,already buying.If your obsessed with fucking random party sluts then read my guide on how to catch an STD.No Protection required
Step 1.Insert part A into Part B
Step 2.Repeat
Get at least 50 friends together ,include one hell of a lota alcohol ,go to a reserve or the beach ,$1600 and a few STD's later you are allowed to call it a party(im serious).dont drop you dick on fast pussy,these new std's are nasty
manager of the year awards.You must be pretty desperate , for a raise I mean.Try using BJ's raise technique,a raise guaranteed in 5mins or less,mouthwash included
Me.Got stuck in a lift at uni for 20mins,not such a big deal except I was in there with an engineering student and theyr fucked in the head got to know the 101 ways to die in a lift,with tha cables the sound effects and the plunging to the groung ,yeah.Came out with shit stains.Also my ipod broke,all 40 gigs of it.
yesss.An underaged trippn mofucker.Only on weekends, i have to go to work during weekdays
so thats what enter does.New ipod Nano due out in 2 weeks,Another mounth of eating nothing but potatos and shiting bricks.Join me and youll gain an ipod and lose weight.If that does not work ill sell my right testicle to the salvation army