hehehehe random.
after ten minutes doing
detective things
five minutes alone getting the sherlock holmes deerstalker
down from the attic
the cynic has an answer
to this most perplexing
question
She is a storeperson
in a major stationery and envelope
distributor
in
West Auckland
the cynic is not obliged to say
where exactly
suffice to say
no more terrible music shall ever come
from her oraface.
Ever thought
you might go over there
and get
all fucked up?
You gents are hardly
giant
head breaking
motherfuckers
are you?
even if that doesn't happen you might just
find yourself in bigger shit for
'liberating' your pedal than
the guy who stole it
for taking it in the first place.
what happens if your source
is full of shit?
Two words Michael
Tread carefully.
Ni Hao Ma Wu Shi Thomas J Cynic Esq
Wu Shi fanza (crazy?)
One wild night in Wuhan
drink,
sex
a fight with
the woman's husband
and a night in the stocks
those were the days
the cynic never learnd
how to say
'where's the hookers?'
would have saved him much
embarrassment
when Mr Ning
came home to find
yours truly
banging his wife
Whats wrong with
the Hoff?
you'd get
loads of middle aged
german poontang
: )
Ask the Hoff yourself
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It is.
Still cynic misses the noise
and smog of Auckland
And all the great
Auckland bands.
Cynic is recording Chicago
so the moment will be captured forever
onto a 60 cent dvdR
Currently
in Arrowtown.
Where?
on tv?
Cynic shouldn't be bored
returning to Auckland in a week
The Cynic
is a polymath
but chooses to do
nothing.
Do not ask
What is the Cynic good
at
Ask what can
Old Tom NOT do.
It seems the only things the cynic
can't do
is
run for the Mayoralty
and deface Liz Shaw's
Wikipedia entry
with the Cynic's announcement
he will run against her
and save Auckland
it might be considered hijacking an entry
apparently
to do that.
But some might think this is
an attempt
to hijack a thread.
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Anyway, who would make the better
mayor of Auckland
Crazy Liz Shaw
or Crazy Tom Cynic?
please post votes below
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party political broadcast by Thomas J Cynic esq, Raconteur, Janglere and goliardys.
Everything is a belief
based on evidence
fact is a conclusion
based on an interperetation
of something happening
Science, the observation
of weedy smart guys
machines
and thousands of years of observation.
Religion
the observation
of crazy and gullible men
from over 2000 years ago
The cynic says you might be right
Jesus
but the cynic would rather go with
the weedy kids
than the crazy ones
the cynic got through high school
by getting the weedy kids
to do his homework- positive endorsement
The Cynic married
one of the crazy ones
Absolutely a negative
dig it Jesus?
No the cynic doesn't
want you to sing
about
Jesus things
the cynic wants you to sing
all about skanking with
dirty hoes and smoking pot
course you
will
probably
sing songs
about
Errol
also known
as
Santa
creator of the universe
see link below.
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Apart from when the Cynic lies
he always tells the truth
It is unusual to see two headed people yes
but the cynic is a drunk
he usually sees people
in triplicate.
sounds a good plan
the cynic will probably
go to the movie
and lie about reading the book
They is a ghost story
Kipling wrote
after his daughter had just died.
very sad story.
The cynic has been busy
riding his motorized
skateboard
and sleeping
and reading Rudyard Kipling
short stories.
Ever read They?
The Cynic thinks
Foal 30 is closest to the mark
but has a horrible feeling
a man called steve will make
a movie about MC Hammer in 2348
that rewrites history
and makes him the biggest artist ever.
people in the 25th century
won't listen with the same ears
and they will agree
but a historian called Francis
will disprove this
based on the cynics evidence
and will instate Dream Theater
as the top rock Icons of the 20th Century
something almost as hard to believe now
as 26 century beliefs that Shannen Doherty
was the preeminent artist of the 22c
a lie started by a nine year old school boy
for a school assignment
and sold on internet exam cheat sites
to Chinese students for their Ielts exams
though of course everyone now speaks
Italian
Steve's bones are interred in 26c
and fed to Dinosaurs
for his deception
and the cynic never gets caught
The Cynic hopes
Led Zeppelin will get a mention
with future people
If the Chinese rule the world it'll be
the carpenters
if the Americans
it will be Elvis.
the future looks bleak unless
the cynic and Bill Shatner can save it
three months ago
the cynic got horrendously drunk
and decided to wash all his clothes
while hanging them on a line
and wearing a towel
A strange two headed Gypsy lady
dropped by for brunch
them when the cynic was asleep on the lawn
stole his towel.
The police called and were not amused by the cynic's story
so the cynic finds himself
sent to Arrowtown to dry out
the cynic's plan was to write a history
of the chinese miners
but five minutes after touchdown
the cynic got drunk
and wrote a musical about
Marc Ellis
and started to write
his autobiography
readable
the first chapter anyway
at http://michelleklaessens.com/forum/index.php?board=67;action=display;thr...
Visits from Cozin Myra
the cynic's favourite cozin
(if you are reading this Cozin Jim)
and postcards from the captain
and little else
it has been a quiet few months.
Back to Auckland for Christmas
Woohoo!
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Woohoo!!!!
Sorry
without cute emotocons
the cynic is worried
that sounded sarcastic
congratulations Dragonorchid
The cynic also hears rumours
Ishtar played Boys of Summer at a party
because the host requested it
it is a little known rumour
Bill Shatner believes the eagles are
the second best band in the world
next to Dream Theater
Could you perform some Dream Theater
if the cynic has a party Simon_ishtar
if not for me
then for Bill?
Good to see you're doing well my friend : )
cynic votes for the girl who did baba oreily
definitely astep up from idol
backing band were pretty good, cynic thinks the drummer
is probably one evil mutha
maybe he could be inticed to join
8 foot sativa
As much as the cynic enjoys
Redline and Agent
he could not condone seeing
a band who would drink their own piss
while others suffer listening
to Scott Stapp
As an aside
did Cerveza play?
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