maniac*nymph : 25 February 2006 - 12:27am

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maniac*nymph : 25 February 2006 - 12:22am

yeah.... Im doing my arts degree first, but only because I'm taking french, spanish, russian, and english at uni- so when I finish, I'll do building, then sorta missionary-type-non-religious work/teaching people how to be able to do sh*t for themselves in impoverished countries. (oh, and hopefully be able to travel to more places with my languages, well, thats what I'm hoping anyway). Im not sure if 'impoverished' was the right word, but it sounded pretty good to me. Well, you get the gist. I hope. Ive just been at work since midday, so sorry if this hasn't made sense.

maniac*nymph : 23 February 2006 - 2:02pm

Have pie and avacado.
Oh, not that anyones listening, but Im going to do a builders apprenticeship, so I probably wont be needing to look pretty for my job- you can hang on to that curler, Joanna.

maniac*nymph : 23 February 2006 - 1:48pm

omg how did you know THAT??
im bored. I want food.

maniac*nymph : 23 February 2006 - 1:35pm

throws, like, a heated eyelash curler at Joanna. omg.

maniac*nymph : 23 February 2006 - 1:22pm

I can play acoustic geetar and electric geetar and possibly acoustic/electric geetar (and who the F*ck gives a shiite) and keyboard and recorder and some flute???

maniac*nymph : 23 February 2006 - 1:20pm

Would one need to be of the male persuasion to be crowned king player?
Could one, in theory, be a talentless hack, and female, and win this esteemed position?
Would it matter if, for instance, they had excruciatingly bad grammar and a poor grasp of the english language?
Would they be stripped of their title for using too many unneccesary question marks?

maniac*nymph : 23 February 2006 - 1:11pm

crap. And by //when someone decides to pout//
I naturally meant, 'when someone decides to POUR.
I fail.

maniac*nymph : 23 February 2006 - 1:08pm

Im a teenage chick. But I only ever squee when someone at the restaurant decides to pout boilingfrickenhot chicken and pork stock all down my legs and into my docs. Do Checks girls wear docs? If so, guess I cant be one :(
*gives pathetic attempt at a 'squeeeeee'*

maniac*nymph : 23 February 2006 - 1:06pm

Can I say 'YEAH' too? Because I used to be a fairly regular, just not a regular-regular, and...yeah?

maniac*nymph : 10 July 2005 - 2:46am

dear Liz Shaw, what i think everyone on this (and all the other websites i have run into you in) are trying to say can be summed up in these few points:
1) no-one likes you
2)you are talentless
3) you are stupid
4) you are ugly
5) no-one enjoyed seeing you in nzx
6) most of us only talk to/about you because we know that you will retaliate, and we are meaN :)
7) even if you do get publicity out of being a talentless hack, we will neither like you nor particularly care.
8)fuck off and die.

maniac*nymph : 10 July 2005 - 1:24am

women are smarter emotionally and tend to be more tactful, no doubt dating back to prehistorical days when daddiecavemen went out hunting and fighting over mates (womenmates) and mummiecavewomen had to stay home sorting out fights between bambam and biftard. woman smart, he-man strong. rarrrr.

maniac*nymph : 25 June 2005 - 5:34am

i think hes kinda attractive in a large punkesque passionate kind of way???

maniac*nymph : 25 June 2005 - 5:10am

oh my fucking god no i dont judge singers based on what they look like. i meant it just as a 'the other guy looks the part, you wouldnt look at Jack and think 8 foot frontman' for fucks sake bruce. give it a rest already!

maniac*nymph : 23 June 2005 - 1:14am

i certainly dont, but he is a little bit prettyboyish to be singer....i mean the other guy looked the part as well as sounding it.....

maniac*nymph : 21 June 2005 - 12:16am

no i dont mean that thats a bad thing you blatant spastic! (in the best possible way :p )

maniac*nymph : 21 June 2005 - 12:15am

he is. at least, as of now, he is. i have it on good authority from the biggest musicgeek i know, who has contacts on the scene.

maniac*nymph : 20 June 2005 - 4:48am

yup, he is 17, he is corey, he is 8 foots new drummer, and rumour has it that Dawn of Azazel also wanted him, have heard that metal is the only style hes really good at on drums, but hey who gives. hes a westie, Corey, aint he? my mates mate anywho.

maniac*nymph : 7 June 2005 - 7:27pm

Huntly. mum and dad made me stay at my grans in huntly for a weekend when i was 13. i cried. THIRTEEN.

maniac*nymph : 6 June 2005 - 10:37pm

no, hes not. i saw her (small) pic on the cover of NZX, but it was plastic wrapped so couldnt see any more. i thought you had to have round, firm breasts to be in porn? shes not hideous, but pretty average really.

maniac*nymph : 6 June 2005 - 10:06pm

Greens.

maniac*nymph : 5 June 2005 - 9:20pm

i took the link away. didnt want people like you to be able to see me, ive already had a few stalkers thankyou very much.

maniac*nymph : 5 June 2005 - 9:18pm

*sigh* it was meant to be a reverse-nympho thing, crossed with bloodnymph, my username from another site, if you must know. but meh. any girl who tells you she doesnt like sex is either a virgin, an idiot, or a liar.

maniac*nymph : 5 June 2005 - 9:14pm

how DID you guess?

maniac*nymph : 5 June 2005 - 9:14pm

she-who-must-not-be-nameds.