I'll say this twice, perhaps it'll sink in that way.
I'm not Anduril, I'm not sure who it is, but I'm banned. That is, they've done a machine + ip ban on me.
Of course I can use these forums, it's just faster to click 'Add comment'.
There's a cheap Sixty impersonator at spacenz.com, I'm still banned.
My poor misguided child. Who said anything about trolling?
I think you have to learn to read between the lines, to appreciate the subtleties of a post, to observe and understand the manner in which a person conveys their meaning.
After I brutally owned everyone at spacenz.com last year, I decided to lay down my staff of forum destruction, and spend some quality alone time. That time, however, ended a couple of days ago, and since then I have been casting around, looking for a truely weak forum, chained to the rock of stupidity. Today, I found it.
Now, I'm not the sort of person to leap to immediate conclusions. By this, I mean, although I could already see there were few to none intelligent people on these forums, I wasn't going to launch into a savage attack, ending in utter chaos, and, ultimately, my e-victory. No no. Instead, I thought to myself, "Well, they -could- be nice people". I contemplated the possibility as I stared off into space, and I was not broken out of my reverie until inspiration flashed across my brain. "I'll ask them".
Now, I know you aren't burdened with the weight of an immense intelligence, as I am. It's a common fact that the dumber you are, the less you understand, and happier you are accordingly. As the great majority of this forums population promises to be hailing from New Zealand, it's only logical that a good portion, if not all of you, are complete and utter morons. But as I said, I won't judge you, not yet.
So please, answer my question. Are you people gimps? Are you in need of my dazzling intelligence and cutting e-tongue to sever the shackles that bind you?
Actually while I'm here.
The easiest way to get 'into' an e-community is to be hated, looked down upon, whatever. People already know my name, I've just given myself the chance to become king.
Having said that, these forums -are- quite boring, inane conversations about Blindspott need no trolling, the very existence of the thread in the first place is negative enough. And given my complete lack of interest in the trash known as Kiwi music, this site could prove very boring. [As if Space is interesting, chuckle.
Anyway, I'll give it a couple of days, I'll just read, then if I deem my ownage necessary, I shall strike, swiftly and without vengeance.
You'll remember my name.