Brunettes In Shock Armchair Scandal!!

He was actually reading from a Mary Kate and Ashley novel, and had a piece of paper in the book to read off.
Yes, I know what you're thinking - Mary Kate and Ashley have novels? It seems so.

mary kate and ashley have e v e r y t h i n g incl action dolls, their own music releases oh and anorexia

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