I grilled yummy lamb steaks, got a present in the mail from my better half, yelled at a bill collector who's called my house multiple times trying to collect from the person who had this phone number before me, which was four years ago...
...Oh, and I finished writing my book, finally, after four years.
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YAY! Congratulations! That's super ...
YAY! Congratulations! That's super cool and exciting, even if I don't know what it's about.
Things I've done today: managed NOT to have red wine with our Bastille Day Breakfast (which took some effort), contemplated moving cities again for a pipe-career-dream, annnnnnnnnnd that's it. Oh, and work, of course.
// That's super cool I second that. ...
// That's super cool
I second that. nice one.
I third that. Look forward to picking ...
I third that. Look forward to picking up a copy.
nice velocity. you must be stoked. ...
nice velocity. you must be stoked. death to middle management!
i've eated a whole pack of star burst jelly babies today.
//Look forward to picking up a copy. ...
//Look forward to picking up a copy.
That might be a long time coming. Now that I've finished writing I start the editing, which will be cake. After that I write the proposals, which will be a pain in the royal ass. Then I shop for agents, then I wait about a year for it to make it into print. By that time I'll have the second book done and will be shopping it.
my aunt and uncle run a publishing ...
my aunt and uncle run a publishing company called phantom house.. i'll give you their e mail if you want..
Mazel Tov, vel....
Mazel Tov, vel.
* Went Job Hunting * Brought a ...
* Went Job Hunting
* Brought a newspaper, beer, and a packet of mini crunchie bars
* worked on my site
* looking into doing a forestry course
[ http://www.lucifer-sam.com ]
it's not about you cockbreath. ...
it's not about you cockbreath.
didn't see a torana in that list...
what is your obsession with toranas...
what is your obsession with toranas
start a thread, i dare you. this thread ...
start a thread, i dare you. this thread is all about velocity.
now give it up for velocity and her book goddammit!
/o/ || / raise your hands people! ...
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raise your hands people! well done velocity ;)
oops....
oops.
are you really irene cara in disguise?...
are you really irene cara in disguise?
Did Irene Cara only have one leg? ...
Did Irene Cara only have one leg?
We sang 'Fame' at our Standard Four Leavers' Dinner. I can't believe that Ngaio School's Class of 1990 didn't get a record deal out of it.
what is your booked called velocity?...
what is your booked called velocity?
//booked sorry...book....
//booked
sorry...book.
whats it about too??...
whats it about too??
its about araldite...
its about araldite
it's an epic struggle about a cat that ...
it's an epic struggle about a cat that has gone to the dogs
//what is your book called velocity? ...
//what is your book called velocity?
It's called Revenant. It's about Hell, among other things.
Very cool that you got it finished, ...
Very cool that you got it finished, Velocity. Crossed fingers, prayers to any relevant entity etc, for the publishing deal of your dreams.
Got my tax refund back. $280....
Got my tax refund back. $280.
Wow, that pisses on my $3.78 quite a ...
Wow, that pisses on my $3.78 quite a lot.
$3.78 I'm feeling better about my ...
$3.78
I'm feeling better about my $18.16 now cheers.
i owed 86c they'll be breaking down ...
i owed 86c
they'll be breaking down my door for that
damn, I keep on forgetting to send mine ...
damn, I keep on forgetting to send mine away
i had to ring up the ird yesterday and ...
i had to ring up the ird yesterday and convince them there was no possible way i owed them $487... thankfully the girl on the other end of the phone was an angel and found where they had gone wrong and now i get $87 back.
// $3.78 I'm feeling better about ...
// $3.78
I'm feeling better about my $18.16 now cheers.
//
thanks Lughead, that made me laugh ! :D
well im in debt by $590 dollars so na ...
well im in debt by $590 dollars so na ni naa naa! ...it sucks man,i have no money...ever
Well, I woke up. All downhill from ...
Well, I woke up. All downhill from there...
I also woke up today, cept I received ...
I also woke up today, cept I received my results for the previous semester - which means I can start my MA next week! Way-hey!
read some D. Trump quotes chastising ...
read some D. Trump quotes chastising Bush:
"Bin Laden would have been caught long ago. Tell me, how is it possible that we can't find a guy who's six-foot-six and supposedly needs a dialysis machine? Can you explain that one to me? We have all our energies focused on one place, where they shouldn't be focused,"
brushed my teeth,
went back to sleep
I've learned how to play "Diamonds on ...
I've learned how to play "Diamonds on the Inside" on my dick. Ben Harper showed me.
That's the one that goes "blah blah ...
That's the one that goes "blah blah blah blah blah blah yawn" right?
I heard Ben Harper's surfer musician ...
I heard Ben Harper's surfer musician friend has another surfer friend that' also turned musician. So there are 3 of them now.
Cool. As if there aren't already ...
Cool. As if there aren't already enough Christian surfers who dabble in horrible music.
How about that other guy who is "connecting with people everywhere"?
HAW HAW. Errrr. . . this is terrible news.
Hey I can play "Jah Work" on my dick ...
Hey I can play "Jah Work" on my dick now too.
I can only play 'Little Things' by ...
I can only play 'Little Things' by Trinity Roots on my dick
I tried to learn 'Gigantic' by the Pixies but I ran outta frets
so now I'm gonna try and learn to play 'Do You Think I'm Sexy?' by Rod Stewart on my dick
Ha! I just picked up "Another Lonely ...
Ha! I just picked up "Another Lonely Day"! I'm getting good at this and, well, a little sore. . .
I keep on slipping outta tune??...
I keep on slipping outta tune??
It's the holidays- so today i got up ...
It's the holidays- so today i got up at about 10:30 am, made some breakfast/lunch, then walked to work where I take requests for articles from journals etc. Did that for 3 hours, and now I'm on my way home again, where I'll watch Home and Away..................ladies out there, I am your man......
today i finished reading velocitys ...
today i finished reading velocitys book- ta for emailing it- ill email you about it in the next coupla days
i got up at 9 realised i was completely ...
i got up at 9 realised i was completely naked and found the window cleaner in my room "cleaning my windows" put on some clothes and fell asleep.. woke up again at around 2.30.. had a bath.. and was dressed by 4... bathed the dog.. had another shower. then ate a pie.. now im here.. life is sweet..
I slept til 8:30 and proceeded to arise ...
I slept til 8:30 and proceeded to arise from my soft bed. I then had last nights chinese for dinner which took about 5 hours to digest. At 2:00 I had the biggest dump ever. I suffered a large amount of pain. But what better to do than leave the toilet and play a good round of golf. Trundler races are so fun and throwing the golf club in the air is too. Too bad it was raining, no golf. I sat in front of the TV for 6 hours and listen to Scribe over and over again for roughly 7 hours. And I finished the day off by watching 24, seasons one, two and the recorded season three. North Shore represent! Go the Celtics.
Well done Velocity! How does it feel ...
Well done Velocity!
How does it feel not to have it sitting there anymore, waiting for more words/hours/attention? Has it been a casual thing, or four years of soul searching and inner torment?
;)
regular as clockwork- despite my age- i ...
regular as clockwork- despite my age- i had a dump & slash at 9am
you should now write a book about it...
you should now write a book about it
unfortunately dont get out of bed til ...
unfortunately dont get out of bed til 10am
what did i do today? Well i told my new ...
what did i do today? Well i told my new friend Eleanor to go get stuffed because i couldn't stand the sight of her. Her whining surprised and gave me extreme headaches. I had only recently met her, considering her a potential mate. Little did I know that she was a ball of fury and I was a bucket of fuel. She drove me quite insane.
So I told her to shove it.
Then I came home and made some cheese toasties. Deary me it is cooooooold.
Winter blows.
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