mike took maori at uni- heres his translation

im confused- but im happy
happy & confused
i sang on that for today song
& it shouldve been obvious that i
have next to no voice at all
well- not in a musical sense anyway
technically im fine
cos i can do all that whoooooah stuff
& ornamentation & stuff
& i sing in tune
but behind that veneer
there is no soul- no passion- no fire

but- people didnt seem to notice
& i got all these accolades
& i got offered work
& i made an album-
hah- it even got good reviews
- fuckin hell

then i was in when the cats away
mind you so was whatsername
from peking man
what a total fuckin loser she was
¿wonder what shes up to now?
- actually- who gives a shit

well- thats the 1st coupla verses anyway- ill get him to do the rest later