John Banks is a cock

God I hate John Banks, after reading the Dominion Post this morning i cant help but think that this man is utterly jealous of Wellington

I quite like Auckland, but people like him only give it a bad name.
Plus he thinks that Wgtn is at the bottom of the country??!? Does he not know that the south & stewart islands are also part of NZ?

What a gigantic cock! (but with a small penis)

Forums: The Bar,

A gigantic ezcma riddled castrated cock. Even though some of my best friends are black, I mean Aucklanders, you do have to question the sanity and logic of a town which chooses a gigantic ezcma riddled castrated cock as their leader.
In saying that Kerry 'pose on a skateboard even though you have banned skateboarding in the inner city' Prendegast is the female equivalent of Banks and although she has not yet mastered the art of offending all sectors of the community in one fowl swoop to the same level as Banks she is not far behind him in terms of "oooooooh, just wanna shove a sock down your throat you condescending prick"

I agree that Prendegast isn't much better.
I once walked passed her posing for a picture (again) on oriental bay. it was for the 'cycle to work' thingy they have in wgtn, but it looked like they had just found a nice spot to unload her & a bike from the car.

The funniest thing that banks said in the paper this morning was that Maggie Thatcher once told him that you don't have to be liked, you just have to be respected . . . . . .yeah but what if you don't get either Banksy?

//you do have to question the sanity and logic of a town which chooses a gigantic ezcma riddled castrated cock as their leader.//

under 40% of us voted in the mayoral elections. The John doesn't really have much of a mandate from Aucklanders, even though our ignorance has got us what we deserve.

//under 40% of us voted

Auckland IS the new America.

//Auckland IS the new America

Fuck lets not go there, that would mean that banks is the new Bush . . . ooh fuck we are all screwed now, THANKS Auckland!

//under 40% of us voted

it wasn't any better in Wellington, hence the election of Kerry (who by the way is basically a puppet for her husbands (property developer Rex Nicholls) agenda as far as i can make out)

she prattles constantly about Wellingtons 'unique vibe' then sets about gradually destroying it....

//under 40% of us voted

This is the standard everywhere in NZ, always has been always will. But lets face it, Local Body Elections are not the most exciting thing in the world. Infact if Local Body Politicians didn't come out with such contentious statements, like Master Banks', we wouldn't know they were there at all.

(also---if the Mayor is a woman, does that make her husband the Mayoress?)

Banks is going to be be mayor again, there's virtually no competition,

Kerry Prenderghast is a Fascist dictator - She bans drinking in the street, she proposed to ban homeless people from the city, Shes scum.

Upper Hutts Mayor Wayne Guppy is the best Mayor in the country - he hasnt passed any freedom restricting by-laws as yet, and hes a regular face at the Upper Hutt RSA alongside frankie stevens.

Ok sam, why should piss stinking hobos be allowed to populate our streets? THEY are scum.

// wrong, 'our' as in the ruling class.

See, you're being a facist again (and just to stress, I'm not meaning this as some insult, I'm meaning it as an accurate description).

Since you've got this point wrong you don't understand that this next bit...

// I want you tell me right now how having bums on the street benefits a city.

... is a nonsense. People are people. They have rights, shit like freedom of movement. They're not benefits or costs on a balance sheet of civic planning.

- I lived in Wellington for my first 26 years (and one week :) and intend to move back there. I know the blanket guy and the drunks down round that little square of Ghuznee St and all the rest. I don't like being round them. I feel uncomfortable etc. and worry for my safety from time to time. Pretty similar to the situation here in Melbourne, although I've been hassled for change (even in supermarkets) heaps more than ever in Welli.

//the drunks down round that little square of Ghuznee St

I love that they put the kids' rides in Glover Park during the Cuba St Carnival, it was really ironic in the Alanis sense of the word.

So even though they make the majority of wellingtonians uncomfortable, we should just accept this fact? Let me tell you, they could clean up their act.

Look man, I'm fully aware of what you'r4e saying. I basically don't see yelling abuse at the public and pissing in the gutter as an expression of rights.

// our streets

That's why.

wrong, 'our' as in the ruling class. I want you tell me right now how having bums on the street benefits a city.

Jet is fortunate enough to live in a country where the bums know their place and sit very quietly on the sidewalk with a sign and a box making very sure to ovoid eye contact. Not like the good for nothing drunks that exist in wellington. And I read in the Dom today that "Blanketman" has been released from jail, whoohoo????.

I remember when the dude with a huge growth on his head died, they interviewed some university age female about her thoughts. Basically she said they're all martyrs.

Saul, i do have sympathy for homeless people - its not there fault, Blame central Govt for the economic reforms of the 1980s for creating a culture of homelessness in New Zealand...Pre 1984 very few if any people where homeless, since then thousands are without shelter, and also welfare cuts of the 1990s have fuelled this critical issue, so saul dont blame the homeless people its not there fault - Its the evils of an imperialist globalised capitalist government who should be to blame.

for the first time ever, i met a homeless asking-for-change person on a Dunedin street the other day. he's said he was from Wellington. was getting a lot of grief up there ... said he knew some people down here, so decided to move away from the hassle and jailings ... i said the winters got really cold (real farking obvious thing to say, but i just couldn't believe he was gonna sleep on the streets) but he said he knew of places where warm air was pumped out all night, round the hospital. jeesus.

please fill me in...
who is this john banks you speak of ? and why is he a cock?

Ahhhh, the ignorant bliss of not being an Aucklander.
(he's their mayor.)

ahh so your one of the lucky ones who's ears haven't been poisoned by the thoughts & words of John Banks.

He is the mayor of Auckland. the article on the front page of todays Dominion Post and you'll see why he is a huge cock

sorry Megaccino, I'm a slow typist.

John Banks is a karmic reminder for all those people who couldn't be arsed voting.

John Banks is a karmic reminder for all those people who couldn't be arsed voting.

Humourous John Banks story #1: John Banks goes public with his plans to wipe out boy racer culture. He is fierce and utters big, threatening words. Just a few days later he is caught speeding on a jet ski, something which is just annoying and just as dangerous to other harbour users as cars with loud sound systems in them are to road users. He is typically unrepentant and convinces the nation that it is, in fact, entirely reasonable to impose one law for the average city dweller and another for the sickenly rich. We apologise and vow to never question his royal cockliness again. Now, John Banks wants to close down Aucklands busiest streets and throw the city into self imposed traffic hell for weeks next year, all for the sake of a "street race" which is basically grown up boy racers. God help us all, this cock was elected.

Q- what do john banks and the United Future party have in common??
A - They are both religious fundamentalist Terrorists.

Did you see that ad Peter Dunne/United Future put in the Listener a few weeks ago calling the Civil Unions Bill 'more pink think'? And saying that there was no community mandate for it blah blah blah...anyway, made me real mad and I wrote a really sarcastic letter to Peter Dunne. It was two pages long, and you know what I got back. "Dear Miss Tessie Tutae. We have noted your support. Peter Dunne." Baaah. I dislike that man very much. I bet no one even read it.
Here ends my completely unrelated blat.

//Baaah. I dislike that man very much. I bet no one even read it.

I Dont dislike him - I Utterly and Completely despise him - Hes a Terrorist, United Future is a terrorist organisation, and must be dealt with Accordingly.

That thing with the two page letter is so wrong. Legally if you send a letter to an MP they have to reply to it - even the PM. So if they replied without reading it, which is substantially what it looks like, then that really sucks. I think Dunne is a cock too. Whats wrong with gays? Can't we all just get along?

There was this whole thing about John Banks when he was minister of police purchasing bullet proof vests for the police from a company that he was a shareholder in. Turned out that they offered substandard protection and many officers were forced to purchase their own.

Aramoana aftermath, ghoulish and wannabe Rambo.
No Gays in the Police Force, "no faries in fishnets will beat on my street".
Advocating Animal Rights whilst sitting on a leather chair [North&South c1999].
His maiden Paralimentry speech contained at least 5 "factual errors".
Champoning the Free Market whilst using State Funds to buy his mates a coupla moorings.
Calling the Foreshore protesters bludgers and freeloaders without the slighest awareness that those words describe him and his ilk more effectivly than any of this vitriol.
Throwing poor people out of their housing, the lessons of Jesus Christ obviously sunk in their.
Banks is an example of how these fuckers just never go away, be it Mayorility [P. Flecther, W. cooper], Advisor {David Caygill}, Ambassadorship [Bolger]. Its all further evidence, if any more was needed, that this country is a welfare state for big business and those elected representitives who pander/prostitute for them, no matter the cost to the workers/poor.

I couldn't agree more, Banks is a hypocrite of the highest order. All the morality stuff and 'good keen man who get's things done' bs is just a way of intimidating those who get in the way of his own business interests. He is a bully who changes his views according to what best serves him at the time. The eastern highway is the stupidist route for a new road I have ever seeen - it serves ONE suburb - and buries two in the process.

One hopes Christianity is reading this.
Opinion time, who are NZ's worst ever politicians?
Maybe should be in Top 5's, but hell it would be a hard one to nail down.
Roger Douglas, Gary Knapp, Norm Jones, Ross Meraunt, Bill Birch, Merv Wellington, Dick Prebble, Jim Sutton, Alamain Kopu, Deborah Coddington, Ruth Richardson,Sid Holland, George Gair, Mad Max Bradford.Does Banksie deserve a place in this hall of shame?

well to be honest guys i've enjoyed the occasional gag on john banks's radio show
as for politicians....there ain't many abe lincolns out there

Abe Lincon the syphallitic who woulda kept slavery to keep the peace or the Abe lincon white people are taught about?Check Black panther lit for an overveiw or the "Great Emancipator".

i meant the white people's version, i see no shortage of the real type,
i spent ages trying to think of a good politican so that sentence would make sense...

Try Tariana Turiara, theirs a politician with the convicition to act too her electorates will.
A few more with even half her courage and presence would increase thinks markedly here.

one sollution - leave!
Banks was one reason I left.
the shitty arsed water was another.

*solution*

honestly the water up there is awful. .

but i grew up in Lower Hutt, which has some of the cleanest public water in the world (and very little else to rave about...)

I was born in Lower Hutt.
Is that good or bad?

John Banks is a Mushmouth Retard.

Move the Capital to Auckland?? WTF?? I Mean is this guy on Ludes or somethin? Wellington was created capital because of its centrality to the Growing South Island population during the goldrush era. and again its Geographic centrality means people of all walks of life can be represented.

I Tells you once and ill tell you again - JAFAS shouldnt have Ignorant Christian Fundamentalist National Party Endorsing Mayors

I am sick of john banks. I'm in manukau and therefore didn't get to vote in the Auckland elections, but his arrogance and stupid decisions still affect my everyday life. he's proof that the entire auckland region should be governed by one mayor.

Also I've had the displeasure of meeting him before. the dude is a TWAT. you have NO CONCEPT of how much of a shithead John Banks is in person. he's mentally unbalanced.

Does Pauline Fletcher have a login Teina?

Come on guys, cocks are useful! A piece of shit perhaps, but then again, shit is useful for fertilizer..