MALE TRENDS THAT NEED TO STOP

telling women what to do/wear- how to look/be- & thinking that were paying attention- refer lesley gore

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHA EVA!! WHA EVA!!

youre a bit quick to tears- ¿what does gom mean?

I Prefer my Chix to be Modestly Dressed with Decency and Propiety. Timothy 2.8-11

you said it, sister!

Stupidity.

word.

you may also add:

opps.

you may also add:

selfishness and rudeness.

ahhh blowing up the world ? that'd be good

Agreed

GUYS WITH REALLY HAIRY BACKS WEARING SINGLETS

that should be illegal

why are you dressing like lcajmo?

Remember those Stubbies Shorts?? man they where stupid, Old men still wear 'em in the Summer.

sckotty guy across the road, not only wears stubbies, he has a hairy back, I know this because I could see it in the gap between his mullet and his singlet.

*3/4 pants and leather slide sandals. If you are not gay nor confident enough to pull this look off, don't let your girlfriend or your mother try and convince that you can.
*The Ed Grimly/ Mini Mohawk is the preferred haircut for fashion victims.
*Tight jeans, unless your religious conviction is the Gym you are not accentuating anything.
*White socks and dark pants. Its not the 80's and you are not Michael Jackson.

PVC pants on males...........perhaps not such a good idea, whether baggy or loose. Girls, yes. Guys, please no. Ewww.

people who wear hoodies but never wear the hood.

whats that all about?

probably the same posers who wear cargoes without cargo, hammer-loops without hammers, key-chains without keys, wife-beaters without restraining orders etc.

I don't wanna mess up my hair but I do enjoy being able to stick my hands in the muff at all times.

WTF? Are you sure that's what you meant to type or am I misinterpreting your posting?

I'm absolutely certain that's what I meant to type. Granted, I'm aware that generally muffs aren't fastened to clothing, except for sometimes a strap that hangs around the neck, but I figure the front pocket of a hoodie has pretty much the same effect.

Sorry - I misinterpreted "muff"

There's more than one interpretation? Woah!

Um only if you are a little bit dodgy - which means I'm a little bit dodgy. Ask a male what a muff is......

I'm sorry, I have been told to use tags before.

joanne one of the better garden paths, you have layed... even more funny watching someone walk it.

Yep - got me a good one. I'm glad you enjoyed it.....

Thanks Aka, but I do actually think I've been laid on better garden paths.

(oh come on, you knew I was going to say that!)

just as you knew you would get a reacton to muff

btw what on earth are you doing on line this time of a Friday night?

Oh yeah, I like it when muffs react. Heh.
I'm online cos I had a quiet night out just watching The OC at a friend's so I was able to drive home and also be conscious, and I am able to be online because I got a laptop and I'm trying to sort it out and stuff. Also, I should have called you 'Ake'.

whoosh.. the sound of that going over my head.. Ake?

You called me Joanne. If you were a potential client, I would not be offering you discounts of 50% right about now!

collars, polo shirts, ties

ties, for god's sake. what are they about?

dang, here i was thinking polos might have that whole ironic comeback thing going on.

If you wear them with a trucker hat and you're 15, sure.

Although I have to say, I once met a boy wearing a pink polo shirt and a cravat at Paradise Bar and I thought he looked very spiffy.

ironic dressing is trouble. no-one knows you were being ironic when they look at the photos 20 years from now. all they see is that godforsaken pink polo...

//when they look at the photos 20 years from now

Well, that's not such a problem - by then the genuine pink poloshirt comeback will have already been and gone, and people would be wearing them ironically again.

Ties - sometimes your compelled to wear these as part of "Workplace attire". In my job before last Ties where Core Uniform.

what the hell IS a tie, I mean what purpose does it serve?
Was it what men used to tie their shirts up before they had buttons in ancient rome?

they are an intelligence test,
if you can't tie the tie, you must work with the pigs,
if you can tie a tie , you can work with the bees,
polo shirts will return, and we willl be greatful

ties are arrows

Sideburns - especially those sideburns that are shaved to look like pointy spikes going over the guy's cheeks.

Growing a small goatee and referring to it as a 'clit tickler'.

Buff guys who wear skin-tight t-shirts.

Penis piercings. Oh dear.

Having any kind of conversation whatsoever about computers, hard drives, RAM, etc.

Being in any way a boy racer.

Using hair gel.

Wearing t-shirts that advertise rock bands, whether ironically or not.

Also, I think playing guitar in a rock band is a male trend that has to stop.

Ooh ooh!

Meeting another male friend in a public place, and greeting each other with some kind of weirdo hand-slapping/clasping routine.....

Wearing any kind of 'tough guy' sunglasses, ie. wraparound, pointy and totally black.

Are we allowed to breathe?

STFU little theif. You make some good points, but some extremely bad lesbotic ones.

U Know little theif some points i can agree with you upon (ie. Boyracers) but come on man, What is wrong with Sideburns?

//Wearing t-shirts that advertise rock bands, whether ironically or not. Also, I think playing guitar in a rock band is a male trend that has to stop.

Again i find absolutley nothing wrong with these.

hahaha- prickless