Hardcore Wanted For Christchurch Hardcore Outfit

WANTED
Hardcore motherfuckers. Anyone may apply, as long as you can play a musical instrument and you are hardcore. Physically fit individuals only. No Vegetarians. No Christians, Must be brutally hardcore. High tolerance for substance abuse preferred. Totally awesome hardcore motherfuckers only, please. Hardcore.

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You must be totally fucking hardcore.

And not be a pussy. I hate pussies.

(We will not actually be a hardcore band, per se. We will be covering cartoon and television themes of the 1970s and 80s in a hardcore style. It will still be very hardcore.)