Just One Fix

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WELCOME TO THE JUST ONE FIX FORUM MUTHAS!!!!!!!!!

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JUST ONE FIX LIVE AT MASONIC, DEVONPORT
FRIDAY 21 MAY 2004
We're playing with Black Sabbath Tribute band After Forever
and 2003 NZ BOTB winners Six Day War!!!!!!!!!!
/m/

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Just One Fix gig at London Shed, Howick
Pencil Thursday 3 June in your diaries, gig in final
confirmation stage as we speak.
Our pals Six Day War will be joining us for a wikkid
night of metal. Further details to come ....

JUST ONE FIX EP RELEASE
Thanks to all those that have been asking
about the release of our new EP.
We've been recording at Wild Records
in East Auckland and are currently in the mixing
and mastering stages.
A preview of brand new song "Voodoo Toy" was
played on The Axe Attack on the Rock FM a few
weeks ago

JUST ONE FIX & THE GREENMAN!
Listen to the Greenman on the Rock FM tomorrow
night (Fri 7 May) from 9pm.
We hope to be paying him a visit with a new mix
of our new song "Voodoo Toy"

all gigs will of course be featuring the Stuntcock!!!

just one fix.... yeah they're cool edaw's older brothers band.

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Woops,glad we are finally on board at NZ music.com,well done G Force. Looking forward to the upcoming gigs with Six Day War at the Masonic & the Shed,will be metaltastic.Should be a laugh with Greeny tomorrow night,hope you all check it out & listen to voodoo toy,the first song we recorded recently By the way,Stuntcock fans will be happy to know that he will be joining us on air so who knows what's gonna go down. Stay Metal!

"By the way,Stuntcock fans will be happy to know that he will be joining us on air so who knows what's gonna go down"

Or WHO'S gonna go down for that matter!!!! Stuntcock in the house!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha!

With his vast knowledge of sheep and sheep related subjects, its only a matter of time before something goes down...

Shame he doesn't have the same level of knowledge when it comes to drummers - so Keith Moon played for the Rolling Stones did he???? (Don't try n blame Uncle Bazlord for that one!!!!)

so if ant = stuntcock, i guess Just One Fix is Ricardo.

I'm coming to see you on the 21st, it will be great (payday too! wikid!)

Wikkid - see ya there! So it'll be your pay day? Drinks on you babe!!!!!

JUST ONE FIX LONDON SHED GIG
Looks like this is all confirmed.
Thursday 3rd June
With 2003 NZ BOTB winners Six Day War

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For all you guys that have been asking, Riccardo's trip
to Nepal to retrieve and bury the body of his Uncle
(famous kiwi mountaineer Gary Ball) has been successful.
Riccardo's due back in NZ on Mon 10 May and he's
hanging out to kick some ass live on 21st May at the
Masonic!!

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Our kewl webmaster Wade Scarborough has made
some little updates to the Just One Fix website,
including a brand new profile about the Stuntcock - read
it if you dare ...

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haaahaaaa, just saw the pictures of the gimp at BDO, including ones with Sam, Jack, Dave, John, Ami and more... hahahahahahaha.

Stuntcock AKA Gimpy AKA 4-string Mutha F**ka AKA Sirrrrrrrr

Ami = friend (male) in French :P

Yeah Jen,those pics are hilarious,especially the one of ozzy with Stunt.

monami='my friend' in french actually.

how the hell did he get the name stuntcock?!

then again i guess i dont really need to ask... :D

Self explanatory!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha!

I'm thinking he's a trey parker/matt stone fan?

'Orgasmo' the movie where trey's character was working in porn movies to finance his wedding, he had a 'stunt cock' cos he was ultra religious ... morman or sumthing screwy like that...? very funny vid!!

JUST ONE FIX INVADES THE ROCK
Cheers to the Greenman and the Axeman for having
Just One Fix in the studio this weekend. Sharne and
Stuntcock chewed the fat with Greenie on Friday night
and Sharne and G Force shot the shit with the Axeman
on the Axe Attack last night. Hail to these dudes for
being such staunch supporters of NZ metal.

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as president of the "i hate stuntcock" fanclub i just want to say that i hate stuntcock and he sux on bass!!!

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As president of the "Gimpy can suck my balls" fanclub I would just like to say that Gimpy can suck my balls!!!

Just One Fix Presents
STUNTCOCK VS GIMPY
3 rounds of half-assed, bullshit boxing
Coming to a bathroom near you soon

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fine!

ill bring enough g force juice for everyone! cos we all know tvnz says g is for everyone to enjoy (and weve got the shirts to prove it!!!)

Sorry Stunt, Gimpy and Meatwad - G is for a certain someone to enjoy ONLY (he knows who he is ...)

And I think you f**ked up and posted this in the wrong place Stunty!!!!!

as president of the "stuntcock takes it up the arse" fanclub i would just like to retort with

present them, b'arch!

Get back in yer cage Gimpy and leave our Stuntnubb alone!!!!!!!!!!

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WELCOME BACK RICCARDO!!!!

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THE JUST ONE FIX/UNCLE FESTER CONNECTION
Thanks to Mandi, Al and Nathan from Uncle Fester Blues band
for inviting members of Just One Fix to jam on some classic
80s metal at their gig at the Brownzy last Friday night. Thanks
to Mandi for handling vocal duties. A fun time was had
by all and it could be the start of a beautiful thing - Fester
Hair Metal anyone????? Watch this space! (Unfortunately
G Force had an "argument" with Nathan's bass drum pedal
and came away with a badly bruised ankle!)

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Hey,just wanted to also say cheers to Greeny & Axeman for doing their part for NZ metal in the weekend & interviewing myself,G & Stuntcock & playing our new song voodoo toy. They both have copies of it so feel free to ring them & request it. Watch this space in the future for a video & possible single release. Also look forward to seeing lots of metalheads at the Masonic on friday week,will be metaltastic. Stay Metal!

WIN PASSES TO JUST ONE FIX/SIX DAY WAR/AFTER FOREVER MASONIC GIG
Tune in to the Axe Attack on the Rock FM this Sunday night from 8pm.
As well as spinning some top class metal the Axeman will be giving away passes
to the JOF/6DW/AF gig at the Masonic Tavern in Devonport, Fri 21 May.
Also, check out the Axe Attack website www.theaxeattack.com

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JUST ONE SABBATH
Black Sabbath Tribute band After Forever (featuring the impressive
John "Ozzy" Richardson on lead vocals) has been offered a slot on
the bill of a music event happening in Hamilton in early June. As
most of you will know, Sharne and G from Just One Fix also perform
as Iommi and Ward in After Forever.
Further details to come as soon as they've been confirmed.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE STUNTGIMP!!!!!

Also, Happy Anniversary to Iron Maiden
"Up the Irons"

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Yeah, Happy 16th birthday Stunt!
Enjoy playing with your stick(s) .....

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Indeed! Happy Birthday to the most flexible bass player I know.

JUST ONE FIX PLANS SHOW AT THE CROOK, PAKURANGA
Just One Fix are planning a show at the Crook
in Pakuranga for mid June.
Tentative lineup includes Ward 10 (featuring the
Gimp in all his leather glory) and Black Sabbath
Tribute band After Forever who will close the
evening.
As usual, all details yet to be confirmed.
Keep checking this forum and the JOF site.

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Thanks people! It's great to finally be legal! Cum get some people!!!

The Crook ha? At last the final show down, Stuntcock vs The Gimp for the ultimate heavyweight champion of the world! 3 rounds of the finest erection dueling this side of Dave's bedroom... Plus special guest referee Triple G!!!

You going down gimp! And I don't mean that in the usual good way....

Bring it!!!

Who's Triple G?????

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Yeah happy birthday Stunt,hope ya have a good one mate,have fun with your signature sticks. The crook gig will be wicked,not only do we get three bands,we also get a boxing/wrestling match,would prefer two chicks mud wrestling but oh well. This fued has got to be soughted once and for all.

Now now Sharno, heavy metal is meant to be good clean family
entertainment!! No mud allowed. Heh, heh!
Incidentally, there may even be a 4th band on the bill at the Crook
that night but, ummmmmm, so far no takers cos, ummmmm, they're
all afraid of the erection dueling thing ....

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Didn't tell the undertaker about that...

Special guest announcer: Oz

(Iwas going to say ring announcer, but that's gimpy's job)

It'll be a slobberknocker!

But does anyone else wanna play drums that night?
The floor will be all wet n sticky after the duel .....

You're damn right the floor will be all wet and sticky when the Super Sex Slippery Stuntcock has finished opening up a can of whoop ass on the gimps candy ass!!!!!

But wait I thought you liked it all wet and sticky...