Who floats your boat and why?

Unsure if this has been done, but I am sure someone will inform me if it has.

So if you could have one orgasmic night of pleasure with anyone in the world who would it be?

Mine would have to be Heath Ledger can that boy do any wrong (apart from being Australian?)

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See my top 5 females list and take off Jane Yee because she is a member of NZM and I'm really not a scary person. Also, I'd have to know that it actually would be a great night because there's nothing worse than idols or fantasies disappointing you.

So Alicia Keys would be the girl then? I just want you to think of that one person.

Would love to be able to tell you if it would be a great night but obviously there is no way of knowing in advance

Well, sort of. As opined by Joana it's way way too hard. Oh crap, I have to make room for Keira Knightley somehow...

Oh my god, I didn't realise she was a year younger than me. Thanks imdb.com

I'm soooooo in now

Just the one? That's way too hard.

But trying to keep it under ten: Evan from TSLOU (i heart him so much it hurts to watch the show), Rhett Butler (although apparently Clark Gable was a crap lover), Grant Stoddard (bonus points if he wrote about it afterwards), my fav NZ musician (who is also apparently crap, but will not be named here on account of the everyone reads NZM phenomena), Faith the vampire slayer (or even just Eliza Dusku), the 20% of guys that i've been with who I'd want to be with again, Adam from Cold Feet, Ewan McGregor, the hot young boys who were at Paradise the other night, Robbie Williams and okay, I really must stop there.

Well if Joanna is going to get carried away I think I can too.

There is only one past that I would do again, pretty bad really not all were crap in bed but there are other issues, as for dream lovers I would love to have, Heath as already stated, Paul Walker, Patrick Swayze(if I could transport him back to his dirty dancing days), Ben Harper, Maynard, Doug Howlett, Johnny Knoxville, Orlando Bloom, Carl Hayman oh the list could go on for days, and one current close friend of 6 years I have harboured a secret crush on all this time, damn friendship

Any of you guys into Kate Hudson from a Hetro Female point of few she is gorgeous

she looks a little too much like her mother for my liking. and for some strange reason i don't like blondes.

Kate looks like sweetness-and-light-hiding-extreme-high-maintenance to me. IMHO.

yeah, i like her looking but iluvthe clean sums up the feeling about her well..

personal faves:
drew barrymore
illeana douglas

Who is illeana douglas? I'm picturing Ilona Rogers and thinking "GILF ? I mean, sure, Gloss was good and all but really..."

Doesn't she play the goofy looking teacher in Ghost World?

Yep

she also played a weird mortician in 6 feet under

I like Kate but I hate her mother Goldie
I've liked Drew since I saw her in Waynes World

i've loved drew since i saw her in ET...

yeah, but she was a bit too young then

I think that's the joke actually buddy.

opps, missed that

she was too young?

i was 6

Top 5 list plus Alex Davies, who played Marnie last night on TSLOU.

I hated Marnie, I wanted to hit her in the face as soon as she walked in. Last night's episode wasn't a patch on last week's, when I cried and cried and cried (just for a change).

You could tell things were going to go sour after awhile.

Jake really really gives me the shits. I hope the writers kill him off.

Marnie was the most irritating character ever when will she move out

Um, last Tuesday perhaps?

Did she move out??

Silly me shouldnt post before 3pm when I finally become fully awake just remembered I taped TSLOU and my friend interupted my watching it so I havent even seen the end damn it

Add Cindy Taylor to the list, I forgot about her.

And Selma Blair.

As well as Rahda Mitchell, and Rosario Dawson.

I don't do one night stands. Any single night of orgasmic pleasure I undertake is with intent.

...although if you said "orgasmic night of pleasure with the potential for a meaningful relationship", I could probably settle for a piece of the Mint Chicks. Drumstick perhaps?

I think all one night stands have the potential for a relationship despite people entering with no feelings involved at times some people just have that ability to knock you off your feet in lust or love

I think you're obviously not having crappy enough one night stands if you still have the ability to think that!

I still talk to anyone I have ever slept with when I run into them all bar one I lose the ability to speak and go weak at the knees when I see him although we still talk I just behave like an idiot

jeez, u sound like a prude Heather, don't knock till ya tried it... aren't u a lil old for the young boys in "the mint chicks"? :P

f.o.b

wot wot?!

//aren't u a lil old for the young boys in "the mint chicks"?

jeez, u sound like a prude Bruce, don't knock till ya tried it...

well...Halle Berry is a hot mama :)

i want a del toro johansson sub

Also I did say "Orgasmic pleasure" not much wrong with that

Sure there is, when your OOS prevents you from working, or when you end up walking funny cos you've clenched your muscles in your legs too tight, or when your flatmates get embarrassed because sometimes you find it's most pleasurable to be plenty loud about the pleasure!

Pleasure is a dangerous business.

Pleasure can be dangerous and thats all part of what adds to the fun, nothing worse then hearing two people having sex thats when the stereo goes up loud

//or when your flatmates get embarrassed because sometimes you find it's most pleasurable to be plenty loud about the pleasure!

Embarressed? Try angry and frustrated!

That one's the most fun if said flatmate has previously tried and failed to bring you to the shouting out loud level (Dear god I really really should just live by myself in a cave and never interact with the world!).

I like noisy gurls... :)

in no particular order :
1. Fabrizio Moretti ( Strokes drummer )
2. Paul Roper ( Mint Chicks drummer )
3. Myles Allpress ( Heavy Jones Trio drummer )
oh they're all drummers so far
4. Whirlwind Heat
5. Nathan Followill ( Kings of Leon drummer )
6. Sam ( the man that used to work at Beautiful Music )
7. Vincent Gallo
8. DJ Julien ( cos of his tight pants )
9. Nick Jago ( Black Rebel Motorcycle Club drummer )
10. Kody Nielson ( spastic mint chick )

1. Scarlett Johansson - she has this girl-next-door thing about her
2. Sophie Ellis Bextor - what a sexy face
3. Brooke Burke - what a package!
4. Meg White - the most "fulsome" of today's rock chicks
5. Marvey King - I like her. She's so sweet in those House Of Travel adverts.
6. Maggie Gyllenhaal - see 1, nice body too

Would you agree with me that Cindy Taylor, who took over from Brooke Burke, is hotter than Brooke?

I DO like Cindy Taylor. But better than Brooke, well... I'll have to give that some thought. Ugh, I hate picking and choosing when it comes to these things. Can't I have both? ;)

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