no idea if this topic has been done before but i do have to ask,
what would you do if you were the opposite of your sex for a day???
no idea if this topic has been done before but i do have to ask,
what would you do if you were the opposite of your sex for a day???
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nothing out of the ordinary, maybe go ...
nothing out of the ordinary, maybe go to a bar and get guys to buy me free drinks
it has been done before, by..er....ME! ...
it has been done before, by..er....ME! LOL :P
I would find myself a pretty young lass and get it on! ;p
I wouldn't bother leaving the house ...
I wouldn't bother leaving the house that day. I'd stay home and entertain myself. . .
Breasts!
i think i would go and piss standing up ...
i think i would go and piss standing up with no hands.
oh and yea have a wank and then have sex to see if its any different.
"wish i was a man wish i was a man ...
"wish i was a man
wish i was a man
pull the razor down on my face...wish i was a man
wish that i could blow
then maybe i would know
how your body feels when you come
yeah, wish that i could blow"
pick the lyric segment and to be in to win a nz idol recording contract.
i have actually wondered what it would ...
i have actually wondered what it would be like to be a male hmm........
its great...
its great
um alright then...
um alright then
I would just hang around with other ...
I would just hang around with other chicks and talk with them. Might help me work out what you girls are thinking, coz I have no idea.
Well, that's the non-dodgy stuff I'd do anyway ...
i don't know what sort of boy i'd be. ...
i don't know what sort of boy i'd be. i'd probably try to do something manly.
i'd build a barn. and then drink lemonade.
actually, i'd try to be Harrison Ford for however long it lasted. i'd try to be some of his movie characters.
yeah, i'd be Han Solo for a day. f*cken a!
that explains my bisexuality. i either want to shag Han Solo, or be Han Solo.
could just be about wanting the Millenium Falcon though.
mmm ... i'd want to be that guy in 'Witness' who builds a barn. and Deckard. and of course Indiana Jones (though i'd shag him too).
Come on cleanie, fess up, you want to ...
Come on cleanie, fess up, you want to test MacGuyver out too. He's irresistable!
i can resist him. his jaw ain't ...
i can resist him. his jaw ain't square enough. and he has a mullet. but i'd like to be MacGuyver for the day, as there are a lot of things around my house i need to fix, and some of them are fire hazards.
McGuyver has a pretty square jaw ... ...
McGuyver has a pretty square jaw ... and since when has his mullet been a bad thing!? That's a mighty suspicious denial if you ask me ...
:D well, i wouldn't barf if he was ...
:D
well, i wouldn't barf if he was the last guy on the planet, it's just that he would come last alongside Deckard, the Barn Building Amish Undercover Cop and Han Solo in a race for my affections.
i reckon his chin is more a ... trapezium than square.
i could never a be a girl cos i'd ...
i could never a be a girl cos i'd spend the whole day just playing with myself.but id like to note what i think about as a girl cos for me its mostly tool,tool,mind alternating substances and maybe sex.i lose track of what i think about alot.
Speaking of the opposite sex, my new ...
Speaking of the opposite sex, my new flame is Maggie Gyllenhaal. She's lovely as in girl-next-door lovely.
OK, that comment was a little off ...
OK, that comment was a little off topic. Hmmm...
If I could be the opposite sex for a day, I'd get undressed and look at myself in the mirror for 24 hours.
There's the boy in me ;)
Well I'm afraid that this is true for ...
Well I'm afraid that this is true for pretty much every straight guy on the planet, despite what we might say otherwise ...
//She's lovely as in girl-next-door ...
//She's lovely as in girl-next-door lovely.
I atke it that is based on Donnie Darko and Mona Lisa Smile, and not Secretary
She's lovely like the girl next door ...
She's lovely like the girl next door in Secretary too.
You never know what your neighbours are up to...
Arg, old neighbours...
Arg, old neighbours
i like her best in secretary....
i like her best in secretary.
Yes in Secretary, to an extent in ...
Yes in Secretary, to an extent in Donnie Darko as well.
Her part in Donnie Darko wasn't all ...
Her part in Donnie Darko wasn't all that big
But it was substantial....
But it was substantial.
If i was a female for a day, id try ...
If i was a female for a day, id try peeing standing up, to see if it can be done. and to prove that chicks can pee on the side of the road.
that was the modus urination in 1700s - ...
that was the modus urination in 1700s - 1800s London - all you need is a whacking great skirt to hide the fact that it's being done, and a convenient gutter.
Allan Moore told me all i (need to) know about Victorian England. he knows the score, fo' sure.
//and to prove that chicks can pee on ...
//and to prove that chicks can pee on the side of the road.
i got a very good owners manual with my 1st baby, apart from telling me that i should let them pick and eat, just as long as I taught them to do it in private, the other excellent advice was to teach them to pee out doors " many a family picnic has been spoiled by a childs infexibility about having to use indoor plumbing"
I'd do purchase a whole bin of ...
I'd do purchase a whole bin of cucumber from pak n save.
yup cucumber face packs are such a ...
yup cucumber face packs are such a chick thing
i dun think thats what he was gonna use ...
i dun think thats what he was gonna use the cucumber 4...
muahahaha....
muahahaha.
Why use a cucumber when you could go ...
Why use a cucumber when you could go out and buy a vibrator?
rub my clit :)...
rub my clit :)
I'd make friends with all the boys I ...
I'd make friends with all the boys I think are cute and talk non stop about how hot I think the female me is thereby encouraging them to think of my female self as a sexual object. Maybe I would even make up stories about how good my female self is in bed before disappearing into the mens toilets to write "call (insert name) for a good time" and to have a good wank (my fifth of the day). I am also curious about peeing standing up and would like to put an end, at least in my own mind, to the "jockeys vs boxers" debate.
...Now there would be a forum worth ...
...Now there would be a forum worth reading....
If I were a guy I think I'd be a ...
If I were a guy I think I'd be a boxers guy. But it would be good to check. I'd do the whole peeing standing up thing. Watch some porn to see if it's ever anything other than funny. Try to hold a phone conversation using less than 10 different words. Try out shaving my face, and compare it to everything else I'd normally shave. Or maybe try to grow some facial hair instead. Yeah, I'd try that. Go pants shopping without having to worry about hips. See how much I could eat in one meal. Sweat. And miss wearing skirts.
ummm... if i wer a guy 4 a day, id c if ...
ummm... if i wer a guy 4 a day, id c if sex, food, and my dick wer actually the only things guys think about...
such fucking cliche!!! I happen to be ...
such fucking cliche!!! I happen to be a sensitive male who cares about other ppl's feelings!!!
me 2,but it would be f*in A to be a ...
me 2,but it would be f*in A to be a woman 4 a day,just think of the possibilities