ok.
who is this ralphie password theif that continues to log in and pose as me?!

pretty funny though.

sij - you are a liar, willies do get cold....ever been pushed into a chilly pool or had to pee outside in the winter, hmmmm???

//A willy should always be warm.

hence the reason why a willy warmer is a great idea!

I second Insidious Fix. Heard great things about Little Brother. Zambesi's always got the hot labels. You could just walk down High Street and go into every single store. Except WorldMan, which apparently makes gay guys look really hot, and straight guys look really gay.

hey no fair - i got a coupla little brother things.. i like em

I get the impression that Aussie-clonewear = Kiwi hey-that's-pretty-hot-where'd-you-get-it; pays to keep an open mind.

But yeah, winter shopping in the heart of summer is soooo last season.

//for those wanting the 'matrix' look.

Dude, thats like... sooo 5 minutes ago.

ungrateful!

Don'y rely on that woman! I've been waiting for my beanie since December - on Sunday I'm leaving to go to the other side of the world where it will be spring, and do I have anything to keep my head warm? NO!

Of course, it being a gift, I shouldn't be impatient and ungrateful. I guess I could buy one, but it just wouldn't be the same.

I wouldn't mind that because it is so damn hard to find a woman who can knit. Especially around South Auckland.

//I wouldn't mind that because it is so damn hard to find a woman who can knit. Especially around South Auckland.
That's cause we're all in Wellington. Do you really need so much warm wintery stuff in Auckland?

//I wouldn't mind one of ralphies willy warmers if that was velvet.

I can whip you one together no sweat mate - just post me your measurements and we will see what we can do...

But what happens if I get excited?

Oh, very smooth...

I'd thought you were just doing your selfless matchmaker duties until you said
//it's ok, SIJ come sit by me I will keep you safe, and i'll tell you all bout who I picked for you

..and I briefly saw the glint of a metal fingernail...

Oh come on Aka, when you said "think we need to find an idependant self-reliant, but sweet woman, I think someone a wee bit older............. lives on her own, hasn't been in a relationship for a while", we all know you were describing yourself.

//after all, Joanna's dirty, Aka's got that whole jaded older woman motif down pat, and Velocity knits. Aside from my stunning good looks, sharp intellect and winsome personality, what do I have to offer? //

//SIJ maybe able to clear this up....... because he knows who I was talking about...

Its true. Joanna is dirty, Aka's maturity is very attractive and Velocity's great old fashion type is one in a million.

Heather by concensus of everyone in NZMusic, you are drop dead gorgeous. And you are smart, and you are funny. You are more beautiful than you will ever know.

You could offer the world to someone.

And is Aka is right, I do know who she is talking about. Aka has always been honest and she was never talking about herself.

Well Ladies I am waiting.............

*cough* sry aka *ahem*

//I wouldn't mind that because it is so damn hard to find a woman who can knit. Especially around South Auckland.

hi

ha! classic.