Happy 21st birthday, Martina!!
She is the nu-gothic sex-kitten of nzmusic.com, and living proof that nzm is as much a dating/stalking service as it is a music site.
I first organised to meet Martina at a King's Arms gig, and I was a little apprehensive, having not had much experience in internet socialising. I'd seen about five people that could potentially match her description, and they were all kind of ordinary. Then a total stunner walked in, the type of person that catches your eye because of their strong sense of style and individuality. I spoke a mantra under my breath (please let that be her) and went over to introduce myself. Turns out it was, and we've been getting together over coffee to swap fashion tips and gossip (and occasionally cry on each other's shoulders) ever since!
We love you Prozaco! You're one of my best friends in the whole world, and I wish the best and funniest and yummiest of everything will be yours!


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I first met Prozaco on an internet ...
I first met Prozaco on an internet dating site about 2.5 years ago
It really speaks for itself
Be it chasing monopoodread man around or buying furry cow legwarmers and getting kicked out of McDonalds at 4am by bored security guards, Martinas my chosen partner in crime (Except you Lucy I love you lots hunny!!!)
Happy 21st !
Before i met prozaco, she used to hate ...
Before i met prozaco, she used to hate me. i didn't hate her but she thought i hated her too. i didn't.
but then we met, i can't quite remember when or where we met, it seems like we go way back, to those sand box days. .
i've never met such a sassy, funny or smart girl...well i have but martina's special. real special.
happy 21st!! have fun!
// i can't quite remember when or ...
// i can't quite remember when or where we met
murderdolls, big day out! i can't believe you would forget....
yes yes i remember now, my memory ...
yes yes i remember now, my memory sucked at the time i posted that.
i remember you were standing behind me and i kept turning around to make sure it was you but i didn't say hi because i was scared. we actually met just before foo fighters started to play.
the first time i met prozaco was at the ...
the first time i met prozaco was at the kings arms. she had these big boots on and red hair. the second time i met her she was wearing big boots and her red hair had faded a bit. the third time i met her was at my house and she had big boots on...i can't remember what her hair colour was.
now it is brown.
i like you prozaco. i reeaaallly like you boots.
happy birfday.
xxx
r.
Happy Birthday babe... BLING BLING...
Happy Birthday babe...
BLING BLING
hb!!!...
hb!!!
I first met Prozaco in a dim, smokey, ...
I first met Prozaco in a dim, smokey, seedy bar in the city. I was a little scared of her boots at first, but when I introduced myself, I found she was one of those cool kids who are actually nice. We had a good chat...but then that Heather turned up and they had better things to talk about so I went to talk to someone else and I haven't seen wither of them since.
ummm...yeah, happy birthday.
I first met Prozaco in a dim, smokey, ...
I first met Prozaco in a dim, smokey, seedy bar in the city. I was a little scared of her boots at first, but when I introduced myself, I found she was one of those cool kids who are actually nice. We had a good chat...but then that Heather turned up and they had better things to talk about so I went to talk to someone else and I haven't seen either of them since.
ummm...yeah, happy birthday.
yeah happy 21st Martina!! I first meet ...
yeah happy 21st Martina!!
I first meet her down here in Invers about 3yrs ago, we were both in a crappy music course down here, which had it good's & bad's.
Shes pretty cool, not stuck up & not afraid to speck her own mind which is cool.
Have a good one!! bound to be better than mine last year.
i first met..... oh wait.... i haven't ...
i first met..... oh wait.... i haven't met her.... oh well happy 21st anyway
i havent met prozaco either but happy ...
i havent met prozaco either but happy birthday anyway!
im sure if i do meet her one day she will be a really cool chick!
have lots of fun for your birthday have a big one!
I first met Prozaco at Heather's ...
I first met Prozaco at Heather's party, and I was scared because I thought she was going to look down on me because she is so much cooler than me. But she didn't! She talked to me lots and she was fabulous and continues to be so.
Happy 21st!
yeah, happy birthday....
yeah, happy birthday.
Prozaco looks freaky!!!...
Prozaco looks freaky!!!
i only met prozaco 1nce- she looked ...
i only met prozaco 1nce- she looked down on me- cos i was in a wheelchair- she killed my kitty- & stole my liberty x single- gabi & mike wanna do her- tho theyre gay- cos shes kinda androgynous
o yeh- happy b-day...
o yeh- happy b-day
wow. tribute to prozaco. i love this ...
wow. tribute to prozaco. i love this thread!!
thanks everyone who pitched in and made my birthday a cooler event than i ever expected. my plans to eat cake all day and get fat in front of the tv were ruined when heather, ralphie, koe, geekboy, trixie, and trystero stormed in and ate all the cake away............ (by the way, i'm sorry i made you guys listen to hanson).
special thanks to mike, joanna, elmo, stefan, teina, dusty, and noizyboy for your picture messages all the way from welly! and omigosh, i've never seen dusty look that hot!!!!11!!!! OMG.
i'd also like to thank my manager, my stylist, my assistant........ . .. . .. .
one step closer to the grave........
one step closer to the grave.....
Did you get my package, prozaco? I sent ...
Did you get my package, prozaco? I sent it aaaaaaaaages ago.
Well thx P! I've been watching Queer ...
Well thx P! I've been watching Queer Eye for zhoozhing tips. Since turning into a Lab puppy I've pulled more random blonds on the street than ever before.
//Did you get my package, prozaco? I ...
//Did you get my package, prozaco? I sent it aaaaaaaaages ago.
When we weren't listening to Hanson, we were listening to your compilations!
And looking at my breasts too, I hope. ...
And looking at my breasts too, I hope. Woohoo!
// Did you get my package, prozaco? I ...
// Did you get my package, prozaco? I sent it aaaaaaaaages ago.
yeah i got it just before sat. i was so pleased!! thankyou my darling sex-pot.
and dust, its "tszuj", not "zhoozh"..... don't you read who magazine?
made us listen to hanson? pssh soon ...
made us listen to hanson? pssh soon you'll be saying you made us wear hanson hats...
Youg dog is so cool, Martina...
Youg dog is so cool, Martina
your dog is very cool. and so is the ...
your dog is very cool.
and so is the home brew vodka.
and the meatballs.
oh and the chops were good too.
and the cake
and the ducks
oh...and i like your boots.
my dog is stupid. he only acts cute ...
my dog is stupid. he only acts cute when strangers are around.
happy 21st for sat darling.. woo...
happy 21st for sat darling.. woo
Have a great twenty one P. I ...
Have a great twenty one P.
I remember I first met prozaco a couple of years ago in the loo at the Kings Arms. Waiting for a cubicle, I asked her where she got her skirt from (cos it was an awesome skirt) and she said that she'd made it. Her hair was cherry red and i thought she was lovely. Don't think either of us knew who each other was till later.
// and she said that she'd made ...
// and she said that she'd made it
i said i bought it at mid city arcade!
next time you visit AKL, we must go shopping together.
Prozaco must be like that chick on that ...
Prozaco must be like that chick on that ad... when her grandma visits, she wash it all off and dress up in her preppy clothing... he he he
what the fuck?...
what the fuck?
lol, by the way Trixie, are u dat cute ...
lol, by the way Trixie, are u dat cute chubby chick that my friend Greg has his eyes on? If you are then, te he he :P
i think you have it wrong. i'm the ...
i think you have it wrong. i'm the tall surfer boy that greg has his eye on.