Everyone has a story to tell that got them where they are. What's yours? Be as elaborate as you wish, I know there's some interesting motherfuckers here.
I'll go first, I was born the seventh son of a seventh son. All my ancestors were sailors. I am the first who is not. I like living in Wellington even though its windy as fuck, but the ocean does seem to call to me.
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i was born of my own mother...
i was born of my own mother
not a jackal? :)...
not a jackal? :)
or an oat?...
or an oat?
she met my dad at a crossroads...
she met my dad at a crossroads
My great great great (great?) ...
My great great great (great?) grandmother was a concubine to the Sultan of Indonesia. When she got too old and was cast aside, she was picked up by Dutch Catholic missionaries. Much much later, her descendant Aimee moved to Wellington with her diplomat parents, where she met the son of a farm manager, who decided that hey, being a diplomat sounds kind of cool. Eleven years later I was born and lugged all around the world.
My parents are from overseas..and thank ...
My parents are from overseas..and thank goodness they came here for us to claim the streets..
...AUCKLAND...even though everyone hates our city..this is my story.. and we continue to be clowns.
One of my "ancestors" was the first ...
One of my "ancestors" was the first european kid to be born in Otago. There's also some place down in Dunedin named after my family.
i have three dads...heh, try workin ...
i have three dads...heh, try workin that one out.
Wait, wasn't there a TV comedy about ...
Wait, wasn't there a TV comedy about you in the eighties? And weren't you a really annoying brat?
there was a tv show called my three ...
there was a tv show called my three dads...yep. but i wasn't in that one...
...if you recall i have floppy ears and play the piano.
Rolf?...
Rolf?
hmmm...you speakin' my language there ...
hmmm...you speakin' my language there jet?
indeed...!...
indeed...!
Oh! I get it now. I thought Jet was ...
Oh! I get it now. I thought Jet was LOLing and I was like why oh why oh why.
I've only had two caffiene hits today, excuse me being slow.
at least you have comfortable ...
at least you have comfortable underpants on ; )
I sure do! And they're worth a whole ...
I sure do! And they're worth a whole story to themselves.
that was My two das from the ...
that was My two das from the eighties
in the sixties was my three sons
six times two is twelve, same number as disciples
spooky
take this bullshit out of my thread. ...
take this bullshit out of my thread. thanks
Take your head out of your ass. Thanks....
Take your head out of your ass. Thanks.
Well look what we have here? This is ...
Well look what we have here? This is interesting, it really is. I'll tell you up front, trying to start shit with me is not a good idea. if you like being on this message board, I suggest you move on quietly and avoid me at all costs. Otherwise, I will wait until the time is right: when the boredom overcomes me, I will take full advantage of the opportunity you have provided.
//there was a tv show called my three ...
//there was a tv show called my three dads...yep. but i wasn't in that one...
it was called My 2 Dads...quite frankly it was probably the most PC sitcom aorund at the time, it even took me a while to figure out the two blokes in that show where gay, but times and attitudes change over a what 15-20 year period and frankly if it screened today. It would be more easier to figure out and people would accept it more than they did back in the mid 1980s.
oh c'mon saul, lighten up! don't be ...
oh c'mon saul, lighten up! don't be such a narly bastard.
jumped the shark: episode ...
jumped the shark: episode 1.
although, on the good side, it did have Giovanni Ribisi as the daughter's love interest.
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oooo, nzm celebrity deathmatch! Joanna ...
oooo, nzm celebrity deathmatch! Joanna vs Saul_Hudson!! Man, I'd pay real good money to see that fight.
Saul's a big wowser. You just have to ...
Saul's a big wowser. You just have to stop taking his "e-persona" so seriously.
//although, on the good side, it did ...
//although, on the good side, it did have Giovanni Ribisi as the daughter's love interest.
Giovanni Ribisi with his voice breaking, no less.
. . . . . and recognise that he's a ...
. . . . . and recognise that he's a twat.
So when boredom strikes you're going ...
So when boredom strikes you're going to take the oppotunity to stick your head up your ass?
Heather - which side are you betting on?
Actually, money's on you Joanna, but ...
Actually, money's on you Joanna, but I'm only willing to go a fiver.
But I hit like a girl, apparently....
But I hit like a girl, apparently.
there was also a movie...... three men ...
there was also a movie...... three men and a baby........
my dad built things, my grandfather dug ...
my dad built things, my grandfather dug things up, his father cut things down, before that we lived in Scotland and were smugglers and used to beat up the English.
Excellent, I not only support both the ...
Excellent, I not only support both the smuggling of things and the beating of English people, I think they should teach it in schools.
I"m from the USA. I lived in ...
I"m from the USA. I lived in Invercargill for a year. Not many places rock like Invercargill.
are you taking the piss?? I live in ...
are you taking the piss?? I live in Invers, I've been here all my life!! sad I know
my grandmother, uncle, aunt and cousins ...
my grandmother, uncle, aunt and cousins live in invers...sadly 5 years ago (the last time i was there) the only thing i found of particular interest was the cemetary on the town border. i could name about a million things i could do in wellington yet alone u/hutt that i couldnt do in Invers....no offence to tama.
no offence taken. Whats your family ...
no offence taken.
Whats your family name??
That cemetery is legendary Sam -- it's ...
That cemetery is legendary Sam -- it's even in Good Bye Pork Pie. I had rather a memorable time there on my way down to see tlbt/fur patrol/pacifier last year....
lucifer_sam from upper hutt, can you ...
lucifer_sam from upper hutt, can you post your life story?
if you want my life story then go to ...
if you want my life story then go to www.lucifer-sam.com, go to the menu then look for the About Colunm or alternatively if you cant be arsed doing so saul then click on the link provided. NB: Im changing it over the next 10 days.
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Is there a whole seperate branch of ...
Is there a whole seperate branch of Budhists who like to hang people from meat hooks then?
Dear Lucifer Sam you wrote Martial ...
Dear Lucifer Sam
you wrote Martial status, not Marital status
i do that too.
everybody makes mistakes Thomas, just ...
everybody makes mistakes Thomas, just havent had the time or motivation to correct it.
keyboard errors i always make: hosue ...
keyboard errors i always make:
hosue instead of house
becasue instead of because
any word that starts with a capital letter and has an 'a' as the second letter i always type the 'a' as a capital letter too
remeber instead of remember
join the club thomas, join the club....
join the club thomas, join the club.
Well, you know, I'd rather live in ...
Well, you know, I'd rather live in Invercargill than in the USA.
there are plently of weird little empty ...
there are plently of weird little empty towns just like invergiggle in the USA dude
I am god!!!...
I am god!!!
which one?...
which one?
God of What Bruce??...
God of What Bruce??