//jesus would have been a nice shade of tan?

funny you should mention that, me and disasteradio were discussing the fact that the whole crucifiction thing would make for a mean Blaxploitation flick

you could call it "Hook A Brother Up"

and have Jesus (or Hay-Zeus, or just Zeus for short) coming up with gems like "i ain't carryin' no muthafuckin' cross, fool" and such

of course you'd offend a whole lot of people, so it would have to be done in good taste

yeah but he was only a carpenter because it was his dad's trade
and we all know jesus wasn't exactly a chip off the old block

in fact as yet noone's owned up as the father
so for all we know he could have been an aborigine

you never heard of aboriginal 'walkabout'?

its a fact that he was aboriginal

Okay so aboriginal isn't Australian then?? Correct me cos I dont think he would of been one not that I know for sure but I wouldn't really think he was..c'mon he was PERFECT..not being real sad but would you describe aboriginees with perfection within their looks..

yeh- native austalians must have swooned with thumpy thumpy hearts when all those cute europeans landed on their shores & started killing & eating their babies

So I guess Australians now own & have adapted the "Real" aborigine family as I had thought.
Thats quite funny but I guess its true.

Fact: when after slaughtering "primitives" it was found that Aborigines had not only the same physiology but horror of horrors, the same brain capacity [cc]. this led to the doctoring of the results to make it more acceptable to the European university's who were funding the slaughter/study. the field researchers lacked the morals to not kill other humans but had the intellect to know that by upsetting the theory of the times "eugenics", that their pay check would diminish. i know that we can all take comfort from the fact that such a sorry incident would never be repeated in this the age of Scientific enlightenment.

gotta hand it to ya lena
you got some damn good funnies

//yeh- native austalians must have swooned with thumpy thumpy hearts when all those cute europeans landed on their shores & started killing & eating their babies

Its pretty funny that you its all written in plain english then..

//would you describe aboriginees with perfection within their looks.. //

I assume you are talking about the indigenous people of Australia.

Evonne Goolagong ... stunning!!!

Steady on now Christianity, dear Lena has laid claim to inventing nearly everything of cultural importance to the world, its not a stretch to contemplate her claiming to have given birth to JC. Evidence in her favour: probably old enough
: most eyewitness claim a donkey in the correct manger.

listen piss stain city- the makers of the film have stated that this is an ACCURATE account- with much eye on detail- its subtitled for gods sake- so im questioning their statement

no the film makers said it was there interpretation, I watched the interview, they think they're are correct historically, but do not say they can back that 100%

they consulted the prophet and found out you would call them fuckers
and thought they'd have a joke on you

"THE LORD HE COVET MY ASS"
upbeat 4/4 funk blues
im a dirty fool...
im a low down dirty fool
my only path to salvation
is a naughty nana to take me to school
the lord he covet her ass
i thought he had more class
least I know Im not alone
o Lena pick up the phone!
cos Im a dirty fool
O Lena take me to school
you provide the discipline
I'll bring your medicine
A 9 volt or three
D'arradio chromes for your fender P
Spare lead for PNC
just save your HOTCAKE for me
[ bass solo here]
im a dirty fool
o Lena wheres your school
Low down dirty fool
O lena Im the mule
Now I admit I was cold
to suggest youre 2000 years old
so please baby dont scold
just embrace me in your fold
O......Lena take me to school
you little dirty fool

Typo... that last line is
Your dirty little fool.

//Even the catholic church noted for there hardline conservatism are keeping there minds open about this film.

I am absolutely in love with the fact that David Blane is campaigning to get the rating of it lowered - without even having seen it.

that guy david lane riles me man .. .

trying to ban all the cool violently artistic and interesting movies with out even watching them just because he and his fax machine find them offensive, then trying to lower the rating on a violently artistic and not so-interesting movie, just because he shares similar views to those of the guy who directed it. ..

you may or may not remeber that it was him who complained when the censors office banned his church groups anti-gay propaganda videos a while back..

it's not the extreme religious views that annoy me... its the sheer fucking hypocrisy. .. .

David Blaine would be pissed off that Jesus was the centre of attention and not him

lcajmo, there is very clearly an L that you appear to have missed. David Bain is the man accused of murdering his family several years ago, and David Blaine is a great magician.

I apologise, I am new to this information technology, and do not know if by correcting you I have made some kind of faux pas. It is plain to see that you have made a lot of comments. I wish to ask whether or not this is the correct manner in which to compose oneself, the circles I hail from tend to focus more on substance than verbosity.

As to what the status quo is on these forums, I can tell that you hold some kind of esteem, you are on the list of Top 25 posters, so you must be very well regarded. This is why I am asking you these questions.

Thank you very much for your help.

rufus you've made my day