..member dem fairytales..

lcajmo, 12 February 2004 - 8:40pm

..just thinking bout it last night. And nursery rhymes too..Whats your favourite..which ones are the best..
I love the 3 billy goats gruff & Rapunzel was quite cool..sleeping beauty bit plain...Never grow up too fast, its quite shattering.

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Has anybody got a copy of Politically ...

Has anybody got a copy of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories???

I Fucken Love there version of Rumpelstiltskin, Three Little Pigs, 3 Codependant Goats Gruff and Jack and the Beanstalk (magic vegetarian who warned jack about the dangers of eating Beef Products)

Lucifer_Sam, 13 February 2004 - 12:50am

Well apparently in the original German ...

Well apparently in the original German version of Little Red Riding Hood, the wolf rapes the grandmother.
Shocking.

Tiffany, 13 February 2004 - 1:16am

really? not exactly child-friendly ...

really? not exactly child-friendly material...

sam-that politically correct book... i think so, somewhere...

pixie- when you read this... can i borrow that book? with all the fairytales? ...now i finally have time to read it..

Libelle, 13 February 2004 - 2:02am

old style fairytales are often really ...

old style fairytales are often really disturbing , i don't think they used to be just for kids but more cautionary moral tales . like in cinderella , when the ugly sisters' feet don't fit the shoes the stepmum chops off their heels (and they make the shoes all bloody) which is a very gory process, i imagine.

nancy, 13 February 2004 - 2:22am

I kind of liked Roald Dahl's Revolting ...

I kind of liked Roald Dahl's Revolting rhymes.

discgolfer, 13 February 2004 - 2:45am

//sam-that politically correct book... ...

//sam-that politically correct book... i think so, somewhere...

yep - little red riding hood, the wolf and the grandmother set up an alternative household commune base don love, respect and mutual consideration and they call the wodcutter (AKA Log Fuel Technician) a home invader "bursting in on the house like a neanderthal, trusting the weapon to do all the work" - hahaha when i brought that book 6 or 7 odd years back i never laughed as harder than previously before .

Lucifer_Sam, 13 February 2004 - 4:28am

//more cautionary moral tales Pretty ...

//more cautionary moral tales

Pretty much I mean yeah..you had your
1) A wolf frightening the piggies with the power of a terrorist to blow houses with a breath.
2) Another wolf who raped little red riding hoods grandma (cool stuff)
3) 3 ugly ugly ugly step sisters full of hate, jealousy & wickedness hating on their own sis
4) An ugly little dwarfy guy after a baby & what for too??
5) Some bytch with long as hair from skycity who could throw it down like Hackets rope
6) A layzie bytch who just slept until some charming handsome fly-guy came along..
7) A pretty chick who got sucked in by a stranger who gave her an apple! Check herself out man!!
8) Some "Kind" troll who let the 1st 2 goats go
9) A dick in boots...oh sorry I mean a pussy in boots...(what! in boots?)
10) YOU FIGURE THIS ONE OUT...
..Hang on what about humpty who sat on a wall & how many thousands of the kings men had to put him together??? A thousand MEN...HAHAHA a thousand males...SORRY GETTING OUTTA HAND ...

lcajmo, 15 February 2004 - 7:02pm

libelle - of course you can borrow that ...

libelle - of course you can borrow that book. i only read one of them. heheh yay for german fairy tales.

shypixie, 16 February 2004 - 12:10pm

i like perraults tales- my kids got ...

i like perraults tales- my kids got those at bedtime

lena o, 13 February 2004 - 3:21pm

I NEVER GOT READ FAIRY TALES O GOT READ ...

I NEVER GOT READ FAIRY TALES O GOT READ THE SPORTS PAGES IN THE PAPER AND SOMETIMES THE LOCAL GIG GUDIE.... HMM...DID I MISS OUT ON MUCH??

... :)*.....

MISPLACED, 13 February 2004 - 6:58pm

Joanna, 15 February 2004 - 2:07am