that's cos its got wizards and elves and shit saying mumbo jumbo like
"now is the time for the hour of men" in serious voices. its not difficult to act that way.

don't get me wrong, i LOVED r.o.t.k.
And i think Mr Jackson should get an award for Best Director.
but not best film.
cos, deep down, LOTR is a bit silly

Its only silly to these types of people.

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//Pastor Deacon Fred went on to note that although the violence in The Two Towers film is some of the best he's ever seen outside of the Holy Bible, that the hidden sexual agenda in the movie makes it unwatchable to anyone other than a qualified minister of God.

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"And then maybe these sweaty little four-eyed plumpers would stop making up silly fantasy films and start churning out movies based on factual events from the Holy Bible."

I did think the quote I used, showed the true nature of the site.

// no imagination?

um, was that for me?
yes, there is imagination in LOTR. i never intimated that.

I can see it is not wise to be even a tiny little bit critical of LOTR.
in which case i will bow left, bow right, scrape scrape shuffle exit stage left

hee hee!
"The Harry Potter book series is filled with fantastic images of hell, Catholicism, sissyism, and liberalism."..."The entire premise of each book rests in the anti-Christian notion that the sissified lifestyle is to be glorified and accepted by all. They make sissies out to be heroes, and encourage children to escape into their own private make-believe worlds."

Pastors who were allowed to see the first film, The Fellowship of the Ring, remember that toward the end, one of the male hobbits (which is slang for "homo boy with a little bitty [insert unchristian word here] hanging between his legs") fell so much in love with the main character, Frodo (another male hobbit), that he committed the ultimate homosexual sacrifice by ruining his hairdo and nearly drowning himself to prove his loyalty. Although sodomy is now suggested in nearly every scene where the two creatures appear together, thankfully, the producers leave the disgusting homosexuality (which was so much a part of the novels) off camera. There are some scenes where the hobbits appear together in one sleeping bag and a lewd discussion about what sinful act led to both their palms and feet becoming so hairy, but that's about it. “By moving dozens of deviant sex scenes between those hairy little perverts off screen, the producers were able to achieve a PG13 rating," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "And make no mistake, my dear friends; here at Landover Baptist, PG means 'pretty gay.'"

- What the fuck?

no imagination? sucks to be you.

I agree. Thing is, I reckon there's a fair chance she might just pull a Paquin and walk away with it.

If she wins, I've got good odds on the interview going:
X: "so - you won an Oscar - how do you feel?"
CH: "aw yeah...pretty stoked eh..."
X: "what do you reckon you'll do now then?"
CH: "aw, dunno...have a party..."

What I'd really like to see is her collecting the award and starting with "Kia ora, you fullas"

Hah! Would've liked to see that...
She's totally my hero.

Whoa, he really does...

Yeah, I was going with Owen Wilson. The weird thing is I can't find a photo of Owen that looks similar...