... I HAVE AN OPENING...

... no- not that- you sick fuck- ive fired 1 of my students- ¿want to learn from the best?

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:O!!! U a teacher?! Corrupting the youth of today u monster!!! WOt ya teach anyway?

//not that- you sick fuck-

HAH!

vagina?

// no- not that- you sick fuck

quite right, that would be a *huge* opening :Þ

learn what?

bass? she/he once claimed to be the best bass player in new zealand.. or was that the world.

world- & i still claim so... i teach more than just bass tho- string instruments- viols & gats especially- percussion- composition- theory- history- all with a whorelistic approach

if you can beat the bass solo in under my skin by mudvayne your a living legend

if the mudvayne bassist can play with my ease & grace hes a living legend

how much do you charge?

do you give "special rates"?....

i wouldn't prozaco... the strap on...

dont take on female students- seeing as girls are naturally good at music- its boys that need the help

aw, piss - that eliminates the three genuinely interested people here.

How about de-training me after 10 years of RSM music lessons?

$160 p/hr

Why did you fire the student? Just to know what I'll be in for.

kept wanting to learn to play crap music- despite all the stuff id introduced him to- hopeless case

do any other chicks have a real opening available for me?

i'm sure you'll be a raging success with a line like that

is it at onehunga high?

i reckon Les Claypool would beat you in a bass fight though.

dunno- ive got a pretty heavy bass- can still raise it above my head & bring it crashing down with deadly force