Dont lie too. And also do you reckon they work?
Do the girls have groovy pick up lines?
Are they really genuine or are they just that..I mean if you end up with someone from a pick up line does that make one a geek for falling for it?
Give me your best shot...Lets see if I get picked up by it.
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I've heard almost ever single line ...
I've heard almost ever single line that there is. lcajmo if we were in a bar and I was talking to you, you'll be putty in my hands I tells ya.
The kind people at nzmusic.com got me laid once. Check this out.
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Wow. Dear People at NZm: help me get ...
Wow. Dear People at NZm: help me get laid too and I will sacrifice a pile of ummm cds in your name.
I would have thought that lipgloss line ...
I would have thought that lipgloss line was a winner Joanna.
Oh it was, (except that he wouldn't ...
Oh it was, (except that he wouldn't come home with me - what the hell is wrong with british people? so we had to content ourselves with locking up the bathroom door) but that was in November. It's January now!
Dam you got some saucy pick up lines ...
Dam you got some saucy pick up lines there..Some of them I wouldn't pass you at all otherwise I'll take them for humour & just say to you..."Look do you want it or not?"...now thats classic & very classy otherwise.
rock stars like Michael Hutchins just ...
rock stars like Michael Hutchins just need to say "wanna fuck?"
Not Micheal Hutchins..sorry to say but ...
Not Micheal Hutchins..sorry to say but he's ugly ( I like him dont get me wrong).
It's okay, i will get cross wit yo if ...
It's okay, i will get cross wit yo if yo say Miss Amy Lee is ugly though...
See how pretty my lips look in this ...
See how pretty my lips look in this lipgloss? Don't you think they'd look even prettier wrapped around your dick?
Dam thats the best pick up line I've ...
Dam thats the best pick up line I've ever heard. Straight to the point.
(swoon) whoa......
(swoon) whoa...
What about.. Have you got a ...
What about..
Have you got a g'friend??
Always seems to work..
you really should write erotic ...
you really should write erotic literature jo!
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What? And do I simple stick to Mills N ...
What? And do I simple stick to Mills N Boons..
Everytime some one posts something sexy..bound to get heaps of attention..
Subkoff: it's called my online journals...
Subkoff: it's called my online journals
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//even prettier wrapped around your ...
//even prettier wrapped around your dick
Spit or swallow Jo?
It depends on either a) how much I like ...
It depends on either a) how much I like the boy or b) how quick he is.
Hmm, would this be a good time to apologise for significantly lowering the tone of this forum (not this particular thread, cos let's face it, she was asking for it)?
I can say for sure if a girl aired that ...
I can say for sure if a girl aired that sentence after catching my eye over the night, or we'd been talking and I found her interesting, I'd struggle to contain myself in all literal and figurative senses.
See, my sentence structure got all mangled at the mere thought of the pickup line.
jo, u can handle deep throat? i say ...
jo, u can handle deep throat? i say that in the most respectible way!!!
Hey or Hi and a nice smile seem to work ...
Hey or Hi and a nice smile seem to work out O.K. for me.
il second that one... =)...
il second that one... =)
oh and you cant forget... that ...
oh and you cant forget... that completely teasing "you know you want me" look in the eyes... hehehe... ;)
I didn't know ur that kinda gurl! ...
I didn't know ur that kinda gurl! What would ya parents think?! He he he
my parents know i could get any guy ...
my parents know i could get any guy that i wanted... my dad harrasses me about my smile thing... of course you didnt know i was that type of girl... you dont know me! its that simple! what type of girl did you think i was...? other than completely innocent...
smiles aye? U on those dental ads?...
smiles aye? U on those dental ads?
hahahaha no...! good one though! ...
hahahaha no...! good one though! hahahaha...
U usually can tell if tell some aspect ...
U usually can tell if tell some aspect of a person's personality by their smile. It's kinda hard if they have a stunning smile though, the mesmorisation will fool u...
[In Hungarian accent]If I said you had ...
[In Hungarian accent]If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
hahahaha i actually like that one... ;)...
hahahaha i actually like that one... ;)
European accent makes most pick up ...
European accent makes most pick up lines sound better... chinese accent however is another story...
no i dont go the fake accent thing... ...
no i dont go the fake accent thing... just makes you sound stupid cos you can tell that its not real... speaking to me ina european langage works well though... ;)
Ich durfte keine nippel lecken......
Ich durfte keine nippel lecken...
At loud places u can't really use pick ...
At loud places u can't really use pick up lines easily cause u have to whisper, works good if da lady's spot is on the ear. So usually u will have to act the man and hug them, works if they are out for meat...
cool thread lc, so whats the lamest ...
cool thread lc, so whats the lamest pick up line that u fell for? I reckon if the lady/guy is pertty enough and sound confident enough, lame lines will sound good :)
Yeah, dependant on the spunk of the ...
Yeah, dependant on the spunk of the guy..maybe..got to have them sexy eyes & a fashionable sense of style then the pickup lines always work no matter how lame it is.
Got da movez :D...
Got da movez :D
Got to have dem moves..alwyas..Everyone ...
Got to have dem moves..alwyas..Everyone has those moves when rooting..its quite funny really..
sex it kinda funny looking..sexy but when you've had it, it really looks really hilarious..
the nature of it..moving etc..hahahaha..Oh Im being silly today.
doggy style is funny though, cause ...
doggy style is funny though, cause it's got the word anal in it... he he he
Me: So you girls wish to join the ...
Me: So you girls wish to join the Anti-Imperialist Revolution??
Chicks: Sure.
(imperialistic spy who looks like a ...
(imperialistic spy who looks like a chick): come in my room and fuck me sam!
Sam: okay baby
*chick proceeds to tie sam down and brain washes him by forcing him to watch trendy commericals and music clips, and Sams comes back out a preppy. Goes to Auckland and joins the rave scene :D!!!
//Me: So you girls wish to join the ...
//Me: So you girls wish to join the Anti-Imperialist Revolution??
Chicks: Sure.
Ahahahahahahahahaha Sam that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard you say. Good stuff mate.
But you forgot the *cue metric style sex scene*
hmmm....like that will really happen ...
hmmm....like that will really happen jotun, its more like ill make the chick listen to dead kennedys tracks, drop tabs of LSD while i indoctrine her about the "Reality of Life" using my "Lucifer Sam Bible"
heheheh why thank u jimi, you shalt be credited and honoured for life :-)
//Me: So you girls wish to join the ...
//Me: So you girls wish to join the Anti-Imperialist Revolution??
Chicks: Sure.
has this actually worked sam...? i mean seriously you have got to be joking... how the hell has this gotton you laid?
Lucifer Sam Bible never lies...
Lucifer Sam Bible never lies
Blow-up Betty never says no. Blow-up ...
Blow-up Betty never says no. Blow-up Betty will even listen without complaint to mindless rants about mindless things that possibly don't even exist. In fact Blow-up Betty willingly signs up to join crusades against monsters, goblins and phantasms (in the form of preps, jocks, and avrilites) and political parties based on a complete lack of understanding of politics. All this AND she takes it in every aperture.
What a score.
Can't you just use "I used to be the ...
Can't you just use "I used to be the drummer for Zed" ?
No, 'cos then they just ask: "Can you ...
No, 'cos then they just ask: "Can you introduce me to Nathan or Andy".
That's not to say I don't try, though.
Why they never made up a blow-up-billy ...
Why they never made up a blow-up-billy since the guys can have one..
..Hold on sorry..We have those electric gadgets. One size fits all. Thank God its large..
yay to libelle!!! They are gay ...
yay to libelle!!! They are gay anywayz! :P
lc, clit rubber dat buzz is considered ...
lc, clit rubber dat buzz is considered rude in chinese society. he he he