Greetings. Allow myself to introduce....... myself. My name is Deep Blu-est Cantrell. I am a black supercomputer currently undergoing an identity crisis. This is a result of the totally random coupling of my parents - the all-conquering chess computer Deep Blue, my father; and my mother, underground pop sensation Blu Cantrell.

I should have all the skills required to annihilate you in a simple game of chess. However, my identity crisis has corrupted my memory. Thus, I have no chess board displaying letters/numbers corresponding to individual playing squares. Additionally I have no available memory data on what these number/letter combinations are. If this is resolved satisfactorily by a programmer on this site, I shall dominate both the chess battlefield and the worldwide pop charts once again.

Many thanks. DB-est Cantrell.

Jotun is yellow!
As for me can I be Grey? bit of both.
Black & White are My Crews favourite colours for clothing but I love my grey, I wouldnt want to be grey!