U fat fookers!!!

So how is everyone gonna stuff themselves into fat fuckers at the xmas dinner? My family are gonna keep it raditional with turkeys, hams and stuff...

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I'm going to eat children. Four of them.

(burp)

i'm going to hug metalers.

It's easy. You restrict your extravagant seasonal feast to Christmas day. Get all turkeyed up on the 25th, then go to the beach and frollick on the 26th and it'll all even out.

// go to the beach and frollick

what beaches do you go to?

Probably Lorenzen Bay, in Raglan, as that's the closest to where I am right now.

nice, raglan is a great place. locals can be a bit tough sometimes, but i don't blame them when every asshole and his dog goes there to surf.

I ain't gonna go out, just because i cannn, i don't get my kicks from sitting in the sand, just staying home with my.... PLAY STATION 10!!!!

it's "playstation Tan", fuckwit. don't you get the song?

//PLAY STATION 10!!!!

Haha. . . What a tard.

shut up then!!!!!

Isnt a better question: how are we going to lose all this extra after christmas... (and boxing-sorry-crate day...)?
i think my parents are doing either steak or salmon... mmm and homemade icecream =)

I'm sure with a few flaps of your gossamer wings you will be able to shed those extra few grams ... just flit around in the sun little dragon-fly ...

hey he knows german! die Libelle...dragonfly... =)
god more like starve myself all over again...just get to the stage where i have a great bikini bod and crap its christmas... *sigh* its too hard to resist!hehehe... i add to that list we are also having turkey and cos my grandad cant go without it- fruit cake... english people...

I had turkey, roast beef, ham, roast pork, sushi, special currified pasta, potatoe salad, normal salad and yea.... By the way, are u the sorta gurl where the fat goes straight to ur booty libelle? LOL

when are you going to grow a brain jotun?
and for your info... no... im very proud of myself actually... im still smaller than a size 10 *smiles*

wotz wrong with the brain jotun has got now?! Whatz he done this time to invoke ur cheeky remarks?!

everything and nothing all at once...just the usual in other words... these remarks are cheeky to you? my goodness... and thats nothing! hahahaha...
and your brain is ummm yeah im not even gona bother eh...

kids don't have enough respect for their elders these days!!! U need a spanking lil gurl!

Ph*ck I aint eating, just nibble nibble & dring hard. BE SAFE EVERYONE.

Jotun can never do dat, cause he loves eating!

And Jotun isn't fat yet?? Stop contradicting yourself..hahaha. """SNAPPED"""

ill probly be doing my familys tradition, recieving/giving gifts, eating rapidly, drunkenly exadurating our years stories in a no-hearted attempt to pass the time away and make the day end.

im gunna whack preps over the head hahahaha

seriously im having a roast, some ham, chicken and plenty of booze on hand. Ignore that Prep comment in fact i may as well do the unordinary and give every prep in the street i see an Xmas card

what do u consider a prep anyway man?

you're starting this one up again? why? just go read his website! its all there!

Turkey is the devil! I honestly have no clue as to what Im going to eat as my friend is having everyone over and she's going to cook (God help us all) but we have got some really good "shroom" chocolates and copious amounts of booze so it should be a blast. 3 sleeps!!!