Anyone read this eye-opening account of Motley Crue's adventures by the adventurers themselves? It's fucking gold, I tell you.

'Then I got fired from Music Plus. The manager accused me of stealing from the till, and I told him to fuck off.
"Fuck you!" he yelled back.
I went into a blind rage, punching him in the face and stomach. I kept yelling, "What are you gonna do?"
There was not a lot he could do: He only had one arm.'

Yup, this book is filled with memorable quotes. I couldn't put it down and I thoroughly reccomend it. Vince Neil is my new hero. Nikki Sixx is my new hero, and even that's not sacred (from Nikki):

'I thought it was pretty funny at the time, but when I went up to my room afterwards, I felt terrible: I had just pissed on my hero.'

It's GOLD I tell you!!!