¿LAMEJOKE?

//I never argued with no one. Everyone brings it to me..
You wanna bring it, bring it.
I dont but I like to continue whatever its brought on.

-LCAJMO

You think everyone hates you? Make them not hate you. C'mon, step up! I asked you to, and you didn't. Don't let a hip-hop hating, art gallery visiting, faded jeans-wearing Cure fan beat you at your own game.

(Sorry for the negativity, Dust...still waiting for the rest of that email!)

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youree doing the trademark lena pseudo anagram- hah!

imitation is the greatest form of flattery- ¿right?

Noel Noel Noel !?

Some people are on their own buzz..own terminology..
ph*ck LAUGHING OUT LOUD's on when the green starts to hit..
ha ha ha.

Yo G, you better not be fuckin wit my homegirl lcajmo. I'm gonna step up to the plate for her, while she gets ready to bust your ass open, biartch.

Yo, yo, mic check, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2 mic check. haha... ah sheeit. Hollah to the nellyville massif! Welcome to the house of shame...

A keyboard my arsenal, I'm a postmodern Dredd
I come to thrill you like Krueger by your bed
But this ain't no movie, no real world respite.
With 26 knife-edged keys, I tempt you to bite.

Lyrics as my shield and superior intellect as my steed,
these gorse-style barbs pierce your ego til it bleeds.
Awwww, come on now, don't make a mess on the floor!
On ya knees to lick it up, 'supervised' by a twobyfour.

You try to claim 'Mish Accomp.!' - just like Bush,
but your messiah cap don't fit, your flow is fucking mush.
Take a step back, seek solace in The Cure,
'cos you haven't found a lyrical antidote to me, foo'.

With tongue placed in cheek I whistle yo' house down,
my nonchalance a gift to stoke the furnace within.
By the hairs on ya chinny chin chin I decree...
you ain't neva got a chance of overcoming me.

Yo..... yo... I'm outty. Give it up for.... me.

Yo, 1.2.3...step to thee
Creamin o all the crop..ph*king hard as can be.
My side represent..I'll be kicking a flow yo
Droppin my draws. Triple 4? Not the North Shore.
Hicky hicky up rhymes I'll be L.C.A
to the day kicking fly cliches.
Cats on my back but cats behind my back
fully back on track to attack where we at
I'm drunk not stoned but I clone my persone. (persona)
Livin this board as you complain & you moan.
But some of my homies n fellow dawgs feel my shit
Have a happy new year cos LCA will be the next fit shit to sit the hit. Spit writs in your click..

(Some amateur on the spot shit but here have it).

aint no one...like this
like this
check it out y'all, here it is, yo jimmi-

you wanna talk cinema? your Krueger won't save shit
I'm comin up wit Kubrick
none of this Scissor rhetoric
i thought you was my homie, jimi, though you was my droog
now like in Dr Strangelove, ridin' the nuke, yo' 'ficially screwed!
now you mention Bush, try'na be political,
but yo' one line wonder's making me cynical
yo' be outta here faster than a Herald cartoonist
cause y'all know imma win, I met the challenge soonest
and this 'nonchalance' bullshit, take ton français back to Nice
(quoi? ne pas dis à moi- ¿tu n'aime pas une provocatrice?)
and you can ride that intellect as far as you want
but this is just a forum, and to me you're just a font-
a type-face, an icon, aint no true lyrical King-
come here, say it real-time to my face, and we'll see
whose praises
the masses
will sing.

Yo..its a hit when I miss the script from your spits
Here Jimi & Doc Gymkhana share a spliff...
As I flaunt my alphabetical twist -
knock you wit my wrists even,
flipped blazed while I rip..
thesaurical tricks..Wish I be rotten n rich...
Be a bytch to da click dat spits shit cos Im it
Famed on a low down. Come step on my showground?
Battle my bit, flip, sit while I go through a stroll down.
Under influenced..at work must I shy
Whatever I say I just say it to get by
Wonderous lyrics come straight from a land
So foreign of course..perpetuated by an internet scam
Thought provoked nuisance, running away..
Happy new year..save our lyricals for another day. Okay?

SHHHHHHIIIIITTTTT.....Someones calling me. Wzup peoples. Haven't been on line for a bit, pretty busy during this xmas season but I'll catch up with ya'll. Good to know there are some cats who for real & who actually do like the anonymous me...Wow a topic for me..I will step up just busy getting stoned, drinking, working, catching up with peeps n shit...ph*k busy life, busy musician, busy shit..
Love you all my anonymous computer cats. WZUp to the Doc who posted this shit.
Thanks for the poetic justice.. Im feeling you now..man I gotta go, at work, everyones drinking im on the other side sneaking up on the net..dam same ol, same ol...
Much love my friends & LCAJMO be hitting the scene 2004...Thats a promise. (ching, ching)...

merry xmas lcajmo

And a Happy spunky new 2004 to you too Lena..
(member our little battle when I first joined)..its all sugar up in here..
Take it EAZY & have fun..make sure you buy yourself something on a fortnightly basis okay..
Love ya..LCAJMO...LCAJMO...LCAJMO..

Dr G
you may wish to find out how jimi, someone who is unable to wink and poke his tongue out at the same time, has found the coordination skills to whistle with his tongue placed in his cheek ?

What a great mental picture. Thanks, Aka, for making my day!

...that wasn't meant to rhyme.

Hey ya'll dont be sad to the G's.
Gotta positive new years resolution?