Or get someone in good spirits in you.

I am allergic to alcohol...

and how can you have shopping blues!? one of those people who leave it all to the last minute eh? it was so funny at work today... the number of males that came in to the shop today to pick up soemthing for the wife/aunt/sister/grandmother/niece/mother/girlfriend etc etc increased by at least 10times... one of my mates started having a go at them.. "you know you shouldnt have left it this late..rararara..." made the rest of us first look shocked that she was talking to a customer that way... then made us all crack up laughing because of what she was actually saying in her preachings...
i should really stop posting.... all this alcohol is going to my head... have a great day tomorrow people =)

Rudolf got his red nose from A - Too much whisley, B - Some Drunken Cunt smashing him over or C - More Like a Combination of Both

//whilsey = Whiskey
Nah, Bushmills = Whiskey.

Rudolf = Hitler's right hand man!

he was talking about rudolf hess, deputy fuehrer of germany till he tried to fly to britian and negotaite a peace with britain so these 2 countries could both go to war with Soviet Russia, he was shot down and kept in the tower of london until nuremburg were he was given a life imprisonment term until his death in 1987

anyone up for lcjamos infamous Bathtub Moonshine??/ ima sure am. :-)

i agree any big family gathering isn't the same wiyhout at least one drunken relative!!!
seen the wedding singer?that cousin or uncle whoever pissed at the wedding is the shizzle