Has anyone noticed the 10 words or less summations that keep coughing up on forums such as these? You know, those overly simplistic or woefully arrogant generalisations that some people just can't help but say.
Example: "All New Zealand bands suck" vs the great "All bands in NZ rule"
The list grows daily. Thoughts on the big 8 anyone?
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"If you don't like it, change the ...
"If you don't like it, change the station/channel/switch off/don't read it"
"Where's your band?"
[band/artist] sucks because they can't ...
[band/artist] sucks because they can't [play instrument/sing/write songs]!
Any comment that describes a band as "a ...
Any comment that describes a band as "a bunch of talentless gimps"
read by reply to Grusomes Post, Its a ...
read by reply to Grusomes Post, Its a well known proverb of which many of yous may have not yet heard.
1. All New Zealand Bands Suck (aha) 2. ...
1. All New Zealand Bands Suck (aha)
2. There's too much negativity on these forums (ahahaha)
jotun is the king oh mindless onelines ...
jotun is the king oh mindless onelines me thinks... but sometimes he makes me laugh
//I want to dress up like Maximus from "the galadiator"
<b>ANY</B> comment posted from ...
ANY comment posted from ANY login at ANY time from prisonsex's house
amen....
amen.
3. Vote for (insert Nth Shre metal band ...
3. Vote for (insert Nth Shre metal band name here) at Jacklive.co.nz so we can play the Big Day Out!
but if you dont vote for ...
but if you dont vote for xterminate-force-5 at jack daniels live they might not get to play at big day out. ian, you're crazy..i like you but you're crazy.
carter, you don't make no sense...but ...
carter, you don't make no sense...but i love you man.
hahaha funny you mention the north ...
hahaha funny you mention the north shore. At least we're being noticed. I didn't realise most of the bands were from the shore.
Dude most bacnds pumpin now are either ...
Dude most bacnds pumpin now are either from West auckland or have afew members from their.
Blindspott
Tadpole
K*Lee (I know i said bands)
Elemenop
Goldenhorse
etc...
etc...
this ones for noizy... 4. Whats with ...
this ones for noizy...
4. Whats with all the major labels getting NZOA video grants?!?
mate, just got home was about to post ...
mate, just got home was about to post it...
yeah why do all those major labels get ...
yeah why do all those major labels get NZONAIR funding!!!!!
;-)
dam you got in a split second before ...
dam you got in a split second before me...bastard
"Their old stuff is way better than the ...
"Their old stuff is way better than the new stuff."
(I'm gonna punch the next fucker that talks to me about Killjoy being the allmighty hehehe!)
"Shihad is better than Pacifier"
"Betchadupa only get gigs cos of their old man(s)"
yeah, but if the shoe fits........
yeah, but if the shoe fits.....
"Australia has no good bands"...
"Australia has no good bands"
"SCRIBE is DA MAN"...
"SCRIBE is DA MAN"
I think the word 'da' is the most ...
I think the word 'da' is the most annoying.
"Hey, just slow down - no-one can keep ...
"Hey, just slow down - no-one can keep up." "Fuck you, I'm entitled to my opinion!" (always amazes me how people misinterpret the bloody comment)
"Well, obviously we like different things but what you like sucks."
"As an industry professional, I can offer you this advice: *insert asshole rant here*" (Nothing against those with experience adding their two cents but when it's done like some do, blurgh.)
//"Fuck you, I'm entitled to my ...
//"Fuck you, I'm entitled to my opinion!"
and "what about freedom of speech?"
"What about Freedom of Speech?" is the ...
"What about Freedom of Speech?" is the new #1!
Also, "Mods should stop this fucking ...
Also, "Mods should stop this fucking censorship! It's a natural part of the internet to be totally uninhibited." Yeah sure like we need more people being idiots online than in real life...
Do I get a prize?...
Do I get a prize?
"my names george"...
"my names george"
blah blah blah r soooooo cool. c u ...
blah blah blah r soooooo cool. c u guys at yr nxt gig :) :) lol. :D <3 u.
YOU ALL SUK AND MY FAVOURIT BAND RULZ. IT IS UP TO MEE TOO MAKE YOU REALIES THAT BUY CALLING YOU A NANCY BOY, NANCY BOY.
this is making me cry it's so funny. ...
this is making me cry it's so funny. i really like the small grammatical txt-spelling details. goddamit Stefan, you made me feel like i ate the best darkest spiked brownie cake ever :D
whaddabout:
/m/
you're welcome. blindspott are ...
you're welcome.
blindspott are gay.
translates to
(I wonder what bar they hang out at....)
Flesh? haha Oh wait they're wesites ...
Flesh? haha
Oh wait they're wesites huh?
umm Club Leon? its in Kelston and probably the largest hole around.
Anything written in txt ...
Anything written in txt language.
Anything by Lucifer Sam.
Like the man said, anything that starts "As someone in the (blah) industry....
Anything that implies that Zed are on the right track by wholeheartedly selling their souls to try and get famous. If I ever get famous, I'm going to kick the shit out of that cocky bass player cunt, probably fuelled by the sponsors product at a music awards. Commercial success does not mean that the music is good quality, kids. It means big marketing dollars and pretty boy band smiles.......but then that's just me probably.
// Anything by Lucifer Sam. Ah, but ...
// Anything by Lucifer Sam.
Ah, but this topic is asking for one liners , not long, rambling rants about an all but unrelated subject to the rest of the discussion, with various bits bolded, and reiteration of the various conspiracy theories and ideals that Luci thrives on.
you should be sent to a ricefield for ...
you should be sent to a ricefield for manual labour that remark deputy
and another classic most annoying one ...
and another classic most annoying one liner from you
For gods' sake Lucy - Get your ...
For gods' sake Lucy -
Get your friggin head out of your goddamn arse and start living in the real world!!!
Urgh you are so irritatingly ignorant!!
"it's only the internet why are you ...
"it's only the internet why are you taking it so seriously?"
"Bands like ____ and_____ are killing New Zealand Music"
"beat them with barbed wire."
"so where are we meeting up this friday?"
'define nu-metal' 'pop sucks'...
'define nu-metal'
'pop sucks'
"(So and so band) aren't REAL ...
"(So and so band) aren't REAL punk!"
"That band uses more than 3 chords in their songs, they must be pretentious wankers!"
"New Zealand music isn't going anywhere!"
"I know more than you about music cause i've heard of (insert obscure band)"
what would you know, you think [band ...
what would you know, you think [band name that is uncool to like] is cool
I f @#%&$*@&^%!@d Jack ...
I f @#%&$*@&^%!@d Jack Johnson!
Yeah, and I used to drum for Zed. . ..
electronic music sucks because it is ...
electronic music sucks because it is unoriginal compared to rock
proverb - what one says is annoying is ...
proverb - what one says is annoying is exactly true.
dance doesn't go with rock dj's vs ...
dance doesn't go with rock
dj's vs rock stars
Any sentence containing the words ...
Any sentence containing the words 'dj' and 'guitarist' discussing relative talent of each...
"I'm new to this forum, but I just ...
"I'm new to this forum, but I just have to tell you all that you're all fucking wrong about (fill in the blank) and I'm right!"
¿(insert comment)?...
¿(insert comment)?
haha- true true- but- i know something ...
haha- true true- but- i know something just as bad- combine them- ¿can it get any worse?
I HAte u!! u r all mean diks!!!!1...
I HAte u!! u r all mean diks!!!!1