Cherry

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Whats the deal with this band?
Where abouts are they from etc?

They would have to be the worst band i have ever heard, they take about an hour to set up then go on to play utter crap.

Cherry i hope you have day jobs because you're going to need them, and whats the deal with the little girly flower guitar? WTF were you thinking? good on ya for trying but trust me you have to give up.

I want my money back, well at least a third of it. I paid 5 whole bucks to see Hot Swiss Mistress, Cherry & Jones @ the cross a while back
I’m very happy to pay to see good bands like HSM & Jones, but you cherry mother fuckers should have paid me to listen to your crap.

Following is my recollection of your set, I’m not sure how many songs you played (although it felt like it went on forever) but you’ll get the picture

Set up – about an hour or so, hurry the fuck up, if it takes this long they better be good, is that a guy or a chick with the flower guitar?, tick tock . . . . . .

Ahh finally -

1st song – WTF is going on here
2nd song – oh, okay they must be taking the piss
(ahh it’s a guy)
3rd song – OMG they are fuckin’ taking this shit seriously
4th song – surely not? – ha ha ha drum machine playing wrong beat
5th song – people are starting to leave, understandable.
(no it’s a chick)
6th song – shut the fuck up
7th song - hell I need a couple of stiff drinks bartender, straight up.
(damn it is a guy)
Last song – thank fuckin’ god that’s over, pity for Jones that they’ve damn near cleared out the place

And your Cherry T-shirts sucked too!

Thanks Lughead! (Nice name)

Sweetie, we'd like to invite you to our gig this Thursday the 8th with Surfin' USSR and Marineville at Bodega. Your name will be on the door!

Hey fellas,

Good luck for ya gig, break a leg and all, but I might pass thanks.

Thought you might.

You pussy.

What was the name of your band again?

Hey again fellas,

I'm a pretty crap musician (crap meaning - still better than you) and as such, I don't delude myself in thinking I should get my silly arse up on stage and start charging people to hear my garbage, If your gonna play your little flower guitars and bang on your little percussion kits, then do us all a favor and do it at home.
My girlfriend who also was at the HSM & Jones gig, hates my terrible guitar playing, after your set she said that she'd rather have seen me up there, now trust me - in saying that she didn't decide to out of the blue give me a compliment.

but now that I know that someone as crap as me can get a gig, I might just start me up a band and call it 'Better Than Cherry' and we will suck, and the people at our gigs will say 'Man you guys suck', and we'll say 'Yes we do but were are still Better Than Cherry', and the audience will say 'Well thats true I suppose'

As for Pussy - I'm still not the one with a pink flower shaped guitar!

again good luck fellas

We'll have to take your word for that buddy. And that doesn't count for much because your opinions are pretty lame. Judging by the numbers of your posts you're one of those pathetic little dicks whose only 'friends' and 'life' are online. Sad.
You don't have the guts to form a band and get out there and play, no matter how you justify it. In the opinion of other musicians who have seen your posts you are just a worthless bogan fool.
Our girly guitarist is still more than happy to discuss with you his big girly guitar. But you won't show yourself, will you mate?
Because you're a pussy.

??

tut tut Lughead, I couldn't help but notice while I was laughing at your profile that a pornsite that spamed my hotmail account is listed in your top 5 sites. Are the rest of those listed pornsites to? Is there something your not telling your girlfriend, or should I say your left hand?

Why are you beating down on these guys for? And they are guys, I worked that out pretty quick, you didn't, You should stop looking at everything with long hair as a personal conquest.

Hey Blumpy,

Yeah I’ll leave cherry alone now, (they’re starting to frighten me as they are so big & scary)
Sorry to hear about your porn spam, no they are not all pornsites
Bertisevil isn’t, both my girlfriend & left hand know that I’m a dirty pervert so no problems there.

//I worked that out pretty quick, you didn't,//

honestly – no, but I wasn’t the only one, there was a group discussion going on about it at the bar when they were setting up.

//stop looking at everything with long hair as a personal conquest//

yeah, like I said – I’m a dirty perv

Whatever, Lughead.
However you package it, you just don't have the guts to confront people personally with your tirades, only online, where you can remain anonymous. So you're not just a dirty perv, you're also pathetic. Because of this, we can't take you seriously, and won't be responding to you miserable little attacks, and regardless of your personal views we will continue to play as many gigs around town as we feel like, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

//we can't take you seriously,//

Then why get so upset?

//and won't be responding to you miserable little attacks,//

. . . um, you just did??

Are Cherry playing anywhere on the weekend of the 17-18th in Welly? what type of stuff do you do and who do you sound like? This spat has inspired me to find out who is playing when I'm down there.

Cherry are not playing that weekend, our next gig is 31st July at Bodega.

But one of us is involved in a gig at the Cross on Sat 17th: The Shambolics, The Eyeballs, Spitfyre, Tapeman - will be a good night!

Don't forget June 11th. :)

what's hapening then?