looks like an 09'er.

being hip is so essential. I hate people who aren't hip, they really piss me off!

people who arn't hip are almost as annoying as ugly poor people....yuk

Well i'm in my twenties, I have messy hair and I play the guitar. My greatest influences are Blur and Oasis and I learnt to play Stairway to Heaven at the tender age of fourteen. I can't sing but I understand that computer technology can be used to enhance my voice.
I have a girlfriend called Britney. I hang around hip hop artists and frequent bikini nights at the Sports Bar. I still see my parents but I can say that I am very angry with them as it helps out with my songwriting ability.
I know who Brian May is.
I watch the Osbornes on television and I still find it funny. I have an unlimited collection of Anna Kournikova posters and I know all the best websites.
My stage persona consists of standing there and hoping the other members of the band will back me up when I make a mistake and swearing at the soundman when I can't hear my foldback even though it's perfectly alright I just can't play in key.
i think marijuana should be legalised. I sniff paint and I have a huge disregard for the police except when they're saving a life in a car crash or something.

Am I hired?

thats what I was thinking Jet....cute bass playing chicks are like a ticket to stardom....aint that right Ash ;-)

Are we being cheeky to the same Ash...oh yeah she's a drummer to...In what band?

Sad to hear it Nice Guy....I didn't know you were in Idle Faction....'ve seen the name around and for some reason (I am not trying to take the piss here or put ya down, you guys might be great) the name allways makes me think of that band on Waynes World Crucial Taunt....anyways i got a band called Bunnies On Ponies and ya can't much worse than that!

there's a swedish punk band with a few albums out called The Phoenix Foundation too..

Yeah there's some Texas metal band called the phoenix foundation to......someone changed the name to the ho n ation on the blackboard outside Lie Low last nast.....that could work

my guess: panam

// when they trashed the Good Morning set like "real rock stars".
Eh ? What EH?
or are you just proving that you fail music history thus making your application more goodly?

Rubicon smashing stuff is so ludicrous....they are the most un-punk band since ABBA...I mean there is nothing wrong with pop punk if thats your cuppa....just don't pretend to be this edgy thing you so obviously are not.

haha....fucken managers..haha

nice co-incidence though. haha. Maybe I should apply, I'm getting kinda bored of The Fbb. I'm not exactly hip or good looking, but i make a good pancake.

hey deputy, jester has broken up! so they are not looking for a guitarist

ashley?? which ashley? do i know you? I haven't actually seen them before. I was at a show where they played but was on the door in another room, so didn't get to see them play. I have absolutely no clue what they sound like. Nice fullahs/es though, I'll def check em out when i get the chance.

That's an additional guitarist. Not a replacement. Sorry.

i'd strongly encourage their label to get another band

yeah...

you could just ask one of the guys to give me one, since alphacast are staying at my studio, while they're here. And Gestalt Switch were just here 5 minutes ago meeting them.