you know the one? on way to work, 3 1/4's of the way there, utter utter uncomfortable feeling in ass/colon/cavity that houses poo - and stomach , multiple keys and access codes to enter building , all lights off, stumbling, poo ready to exit, extremely hard work to contain a night of drinking and drunken eating hangover poo in poo cavity....pants down (whoah! watch out for prem exit) , 1ft over toilet bowl - splatt piss oooh ahhh oh god , fuck this...ARGHHHH ....slish slosh, actually pissing poos into the toilet, ....shudder shudder...bit more....done....

burnt ass
3 wipes
ouch
wash hands (optional)

round 2 in 15 minutes