Thete 'n' Jest's Bar

Yes we have expanded the business and now have a brand new location and name. Please come and check us out during Happy Hour.

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Your first customer! Can I have something for free? To celebrate?

//13:12 · 25 Nov 03 I like this place- you got any Mac's Copperhop here, barkeep?

Hey Thete (dry throat)...

Real thirsty man... (cough) (gag)

Maybe it's because (gasp) they don't make the Copperhop anymore...

Maybe (choke) (cough) maybe (gasp) OH F*CK IT, I'VE BEEN WAITING 2 DAYS FOR A FRICK'N BEER, DUDE!

Just some service, that's all... ;)

*whacks theta on the head with a sawn off shotgun and stands over him* "Look whos back!!! Now empty that cash draw, and ain't no Heather gonna save u this time!!! Ma ha ha ha"

just the usual thanks.

One usual for Sunkoff, a beer for foetusboy, and a nice free drink for Meg. Here at Thete and Jest's we believe in customer satisfaction.

Please, call me Mega. or Mega C.

Very well. Mega then. Are you enjoying your beer?

GULP... oh that's good... thanks dude.

Thanks. Here at There and Jest's we strive for customer satisfaction. Happy Hour starts later tonight.

Here at Thete abd Jest's we always strive for customer satisfaction for all of our patrons.

Theta I don't think you should drive home tonight. I can give you a lift if you like.

Sure! That would be nice. Thanks Blowfinger. You are a real pal.

......is there a jug of water somewhere? I'd really like a glass of water. Are you sure you can't put a jug of water on the bar? Can I have a water? Can I have a water? Can I have a water? Can I have a water? Oh wait maybe I'll.. nah.. can I have a water?

Here is a nice tall glass of water Koe. Enjoy.

A glass of your best bubbly please! We have to celebrate... bursary is over (well for almost everybody... goodluck penny!) and i graduated last night =)

Oh then take your pick of bubbly drinks on our lsit and congratulations!

thank you very much... but shhhhhhhhh i was never here and you never served me ;)

Don't worry...I never saw you.

*Megaccino sits patiently & smiles nicely, waiting for NZM males to buy her drinks*

I don't LIKE paying for my own alcohol.

May I offer you a drink Mega?

The bar tenders not counted.... but yes. I'll still accept.

But girls can do anything.

No no you were right....I will just go over behind the bar and wash some glasses....

// I don't LIKE paying for my own alcohol.

well stay home and watch tv scab. :)

Would you buy me a beer Mana?

I'll buy you one mega. What'll it be?

I'm not that desperate. Anyone else?

pisstake, meg.

Ah...customers! Would either of you care for shot of scotch on the rocks?

That's fighting talk boy. *stab*

Do not worry Mega. Peaceful coexistence has been restored to this bar. Please take a look at the menu and select something on the house as my personal guest. (Hey Jest! Break out the good stuff!!)

When does happy hour start? What are the specials? What kind of entertainment does this bar offer? Is it going to be smoke free this December?

Happy Hour is now commencing! All around fuzzy lifting drinks are on special and act now and get a Christmas bonus!

Fuzzy Duck
Ducky Fuzz
Fuzzy Duck
Ducky Fuzz

Your wish is my command kind sir.

Stay away from Thete, he's too kind. They need someone like me to handle things straight.
He's too lenient. Pay up & make sure you pay all your outstanding tabs.
SWEET.

hey are you guys going to like hang out in here tonight?

Shut ur mouth and hand over ur wallet! *points a sawn off shotgun at your face*

I will be here as someone has to run the bar. Go on and make an order my new found friend.

You can spot me anywhere in the bar. Im blues aye. I like to be.
Im the next best thing on Thete n Jest's performing stage.
Im the new co-ordinator for live gigs when it happens so if you think you've got what it takes..
let us know..(hahaha).

Hired!!

if only i could buy a REAL drink.

Let me take you out to a posh vodka bar and buy you a drink Prozaco!

Oh wait..

Why dont we just get together and have a REAL forum where we look at each other & say what we want to say!!!

can't imagine getting a word in edgeways, in the flesh or not.

Yes, for the love of Christ please stop replying to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING POST that anyone writes, lcajmo. Or at least write something that isn't mindless babble.

fuckin A tackle

Your forum.
My forum.
His forum.
Her forum.
I can reply to anythang I like & its my call. You better believe there be cats up on this joint as myself.
You cant expect purity on this line or any forum for that matter.
Anyway, Im an aspiring musician in my own mind & I like to correspond with others in the community whether it be for the sake of my music or just mixing in with the crowd.
Ph*k you with your attitude then. Im a regular up on this board so if you dont appreciate my comments then say so without the mindless speech that you use.
DAMMMM this shit got me going..

tell the truth you like the sight of your own posts, or the sound of your own fingers, you could be the only cat in the joint and I think you would have a wonderful time.

Man! Hell!
I do like my posts. I boast with the most so prepare a toast.
I land on a thread & pick up the dread
defeat all my tremour, my unwelcomed dilemma
Nevertheless, undress my success for now- for your stress.

(Okay okay...I retire) Happy?