Welcome to Thete's Bar where you get all the free drinks you want. Name your posion and get to know the man the mystery the legend that is Thete.
Welcome to Thete's Bar where you get all the free drinks you want. Name your posion and get to know the man the mystery the legend that is Thete.
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Which gay acoustic rock band are you in?...
Which gay acoustic rock band are you in?
Not gay and not in a band. I was in a ...
Not gay and not in a band. I was in a band though. A rock alternative band that sadly ended with the bassist joined the army. We were good too. I was the vocalist. I was pretty good too.
How nice of you to say that about ...
How nice of you to say that about yourself
Why not find another bassist?...
Why not find another bassist?
I'll have a scotch, please. Neat....
I'll have a scotch, please. Neat.
Vodka and Redbull. In a nice tall ...
Vodka and Redbull. In a nice tall glass my friend.
make it a double vodka and red bull, ...
make it a double vodka and red bull, much more effective ;)
The man knows how I like it....
The man knows how I like it.
*stabs self in eye with a spork* Oooo ...
*stabs self in eye with a spork* Oooo I'm not a man! I'm a girl! I jsut like the cool little asian man dude thingy, I could change my icon to the blonde chick buts she's too gay :p
**darlink!!** ;)...
**darlink!!** ;)
Cosmopolitans. Nothing but the ...
Cosmopolitans.
Nothing but the best for me.
Here you go guys. On the house. Yeah ...
Here you go guys. On the house. Yeah we tried getting another bassist but things did not go too well with our replacement. By the time we started getting serious again our drummer decided to get married to his college sweetheart. So we just kind of disbanded. Enjoy your drinks my friends.
Aww, cheers. <gulp>...
Aww, cheers.
Cheers Heather. I hope everyone enjoys ...
Cheers Heather. I hope everyone enjoys their stay at Thete's Bar. A nice little place where you can come and take a load off as well as indulge in free drinks on the house. Speaking of which I am getting mighty thirsty.....
A gin and tonic since ur offering. ...
A gin and tonic since ur offering. ......pity this isn't real though :)
Yea Gin and tonic and lime! But make ...
Yea Gin and tonic and lime! But make sure ur in a good mood, gin can often fuel sadness, well in me it can, but if that happens I'll turn to my 'happy' drink, midori lemonade and lime.
This weds - 89.9% absinthe, midori lemonade and lime, and quick fucks of course.
I can't drink Gin. Its way too ...
I can't drink Gin. Its way too emotional. I usually end up telling everyone 'I love you'... God I hate doing that. The only gin I'll drink is Bombay Saphire. That gets me horny.
I know but I have not yet mastered the ...
I know but I have not yet mastered the art of making real drinks pass through the computer screen. I could really use a drink myself in fact. Been one of them days.
sorry matey, ur bar is to be shut down ...
sorry matey, ur bar is to be shut down cause one of ur patron (heather) is caught smoking!
you just had to spoil all the fun! :(...
you just had to spoil all the fun! :(
Ach! That law hasn't come in yet, has ...
Ach! That law hasn't come in yet, has it??
I'll have some nut butter and jizz ...
I'll have some nut butter and jizz just like the singer from PanAM likes to chug on.
Can I have some water? Can I have some ...
Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Can I have some water? Oh wait can I have a coke?
Ahaha that reminds me, last night in ...
Ahaha that reminds me, last night in Globe (it was tuesday nothing else decent open) I was waiting at the bar to get some waters, looking really intensely at the drink menu, so when the bartender came to serve me I sorta pointed at the drinks and ordered my 2 waters, he took the menu, looked at me funny then got the drinks. About half an hour later we wanted lemonades, so yep, same story, -menu- *intense look* (he was really expecting me to order a 'proper' drink this time) "2 lemonades please" he shook his head and gave them to me free of charge :) Making friends with bartenders is always good :>
Hey, I use to always drink there on ...
Hey,
I use to always drink there on a Tuesday night. Nothing else is decent on Tuesday, plus its packed out. You get the funniest one linners at that place. The best was "A Samoan? Interesting... I've never had one of yous before!" and the worst has to be "You don't need condom... I'm already pregnant!"
I should go back one night and be disco fever again.
[ http://www.globebar.co.nz ]
Here is your coke Koe. And here is some ...
Here is your coke Koe. And here is some nice butter and jizz for you, Subkoff. And I am sure Heather will not break any more smoking rules in here. She seems like such a nice person. So enjoy your drinks my friends...
I like this place- you got any Mac's ...
I like this place- you got any Mac's Copperhop here, barkeep?
I will have a Martini thank you. ...
I will have a Martini thank you. *whips outta a sawn off shotgun* care to empty that cash draw please! Ma ha ha ha
Water pistol....
Water pistol.
Im meltinggg!!!...
Im meltinggg!!!
Thank you for defending the bar my ...
Thank you for defending the bar my dearest Heather. As you see I am stocked with a wide assortment of water pistols and super soakers for such an emergency.
YAY! oh hail Heather the hero!!...
YAY! oh hail Heather the hero!!
Yes I think the bar is safe ...
Yes I think the bar is safe now.....would you like a drink my friend?
Hey, Thete - how's about you take a ...
Hey, Thete - how's about you take a load off for a minute and have a drink on me?
PS: You can use the 'Reply to this ...
PS: You can use the 'Reply to this post' link in the top right corner of the blue comments to respond, instead of the 'Add Comment' button.
Ok thanks. I would love to have a drink ...
Ok thanks. I would love to have a drink with you Heather. How are you tonight?
Oh and I wonder if I could email you ...
Oh and I wonder if I could email you sometime?
Hah, got both your emails - I'm just ...
Hah, got both your emails - I'm just slack. Will email you this evening, I promise!
Now, what's your poison? I'll make mine a glass of fizzy wine, I think...
Oh that is good to know! I would like ...
Oh that is good to know! I would like something along the lines of a double shot of whiskey....
Double whiskey it is. Cheers. ...
Double whiskey it is.
Cheers.
Thank you Heather. Cheers!...
Thank you Heather. Cheers!
Here is another on the house my friend. ...
Here is another on the house my friend. Enjoy and take a load off.
isn't theta sigma a lil young for u ...
isn't theta sigma a lil young for u Heather?
Fuck off, Bruce....
Fuck off, Bruce.
u kiss ya mother with that mouth?!...
u kiss ya mother with that mouth?!
Would anyone care for any more ...
Would anyone care for any more refreshments my friends?
I definetly need another pint of nut ...
I definetly need another pint of nut butter and jizz after this blow out of an evening...
Yes and can I have a water? Can I have ...
Yes and can I have a water? Can I have a water? Can I have a water? Can I have a water? Can I have a water? Can I have a water? Can I have a water? Can I have a water? Oh wait maybe I'll have a coke
No problemo guys. Here is a coke for my ...
No problemo guys. Here is a coke for my friend Koe and a nice nut butter and jizz for my good friend Subkoff. On the house and enjoy your drinks gentlemen.
that sure is sweet sweet jizz.......
that sure is sweet sweet jizz....