Ahh the age old question - what would Jesus do? Jesus would go - have a great time and maybe ask that question at a more relevant time like when your about to do something selfish. Like ignore the people around to chat to strangers on a computer.
I reckon Jesus would find some time to attend Parachute, but he'd probably end up having to conduct all the lectures. And he'd bring the rest of the super-best-friends (y'know - Buddha, Mohammad, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu and Sea Man) as well, and they'd all go talk to people, and all the young christians would be trying to convert them, but the super-best-friends would be all like wise and smart and the young christians would get confused, and then the organisers would storm in and insist that the rest of the super-best-friends have to leave because they're making a mockery of a good christian concert, and Jesus would say something really really wise about his super-best-friends, and all the young christians would say "whoa, that's sooooo wise and amazing" but the organisers would shut down the whole thing anyway.
before they even get to parashite to pre-pay for thier grubby tickets, during parashite to pay for the grubby food and grubby merchandise, and even post parashite as during parashite they have been brainwashed to join some stupid "supporters club" thinking that poor old parashite have no cash and run the largest festival in nz at a loss, when secretly parashite are rubbing their grubby hands together and goodness knows what else...
Heather you forgot to mention that they would hold a huge meeting to torture him and then kill him slowly on the stage. Love your analogy it is so true!
Ah DG, you would be refering possibly to Jesus evicting the money lenders from the temple!
Funny how the christians of the world all seem to gravitate back to the old ways of avarice, greed and worship of false idols just like all good religions should!
Now bring on the zealots and fanatics to exorcise the demons from my soul!
seeing my name up as brother Monk busted me up, somewhere in my collections of photos I have one of me and a friend both with our brown hooded sleeping bags pulled up to our heads and tied at the waist with white cord, standing either side of a Franciscan Monk dressed in his brown robes and white cord belt, we were both quite drunk he on the other hand was very sober, but still somewhat amused, the next day I became acompanion member of the order of St Francis they gave me a funky little amulet/cross thing and I get regular news letters from the monastery, which I also make the occaisional donation to.
What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Could he make his way to the religous rock extravaganza?...
dowadooododododooooooooooo... etc etc
Foolish mortals!!!!! U all sit here and dream about ur false god who ended up like a pin cushion!!! While the dark prince is standing behind u right now and about to stick his pitch fork up ur behind!
I don;t think he would because rock like msuic is in fact the tool of the devil regardless of the context.
The drums, electric guitar are evil. Christian rockers are unwittingly exposing the flock to a degernate form of music when they should be singing to the glory of god in church. No I don't think you'll find jesus there - except maybe at the gates warning those wtretched misguided souls and offering forgiveness for those leaving...
christian Funda-MENTAL-ists have something wrong with them mentally, theres nothing wrong with Christina people in general, just those funda-MENTAL-ist whackos. They need to realise that alot of Christian musicians use Guitars and Drums.
Christina on the other hand is the biggest hoe to walk the earth, she and britney are satans representatives on earth, demoralising and ruining the world - musically and generally - as it is.
Lucifer, it appears that you hate everything and everyone. Infact, i may go so far as to assume that you're one of those antiestablishmentarians that smoke dope and go on and on about the "revolution" that so many communists i know do.
Im not saying your a communist. Far from it. You probably hate them too, right?
I hope you folk casting scorne on a religious music festavil absolve your hypocricy by picketing your local educational institutions until they remove science from their cirriculum.Or are you okay with having your kids brainwashed into a belief system? Worked for you eh?
I believe the argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that i exist,' says God
'For poof denies faith, and without faith i am nothing.'
'But,' says Man 'The human race is a dead giveaway, isn't it? We could not have evolved by chance. This fact proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you dont. QED.'
'Bugger.' Says God.
'I hadn't thought of that.' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
'Oh that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
And thats why its best to leave religion out of arguments.
And why science proves god exists, and therefore dosen't.
Please accept my profuse apologies on that matter.
Douglas Adams is the best comic writer to come out of the british isles since Henry the VIII published his version of the bible :)
Id also have to say that Ben Elton is a very close second and Rown Atkinson would have to be the best at delivery. Have you seen his stand up stuff? H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.
But yeah. Big ups to The late Mr Elton. RIP
my friend and i are trying to think of something witty to say about the devil, but it has become apparent that we have studied too much for exams and we are completely out of our satan jokes. which is highly unusual. so that is all. it seems that this post is completely pointless and it doesn't even answer the question. oh well, never mind.
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Nah .... he's more likely to go to the ...
Nah .... he's more likely to go to the BDO. Why preach to the converted?
Jesus is in Nickleback, so i think he ...
Jesus is in Nickleback, so i think he might goto Parachute. Cause they have pussy music there like his band.
thats not jesus in nickleback, its moses...
thats not jesus in nickleback, its moses
of course, where else would long-haired ...
of course, where else would long-haired beared men in there early 20s under the influence of LSD go??
and u never know, some hispanic dude named Jesus. Pron. Heyzoos might be attending.
nobody fucks with jesus!...
nobody fucks with jesus!
8 year olds, Dude....
8 year olds, Dude.
i fucked the lord & the lord won...
i fucked the lord & the
lord won
What's white and streaks across the ...
What's white and streaks across the sky?
The coming of the lord!
Ahh the age old question - what would ...
Ahh the age old question - what would Jesus do? Jesus would go - have a great time and maybe ask that question at a more relevant time like when your about to do something selfish. Like ignore the people around to chat to strangers on a computer.
he'd probably snigger at them, ...
he'd probably snigger at them, satisfied with his little joke
It's funny how Jesus would always ...
It's funny how Jesus would always react exactly the same way as the person that's saying what Jesus would do would react.
what would you do hedge?...
what would you do hedge?
I reckon Jesus would find some time to ...
I reckon Jesus would find some time to attend Parachute, but he'd probably end up having to conduct all the lectures. And he'd bring the rest of the super-best-friends (y'know - Buddha, Mohammad, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu and Sea Man) as well, and they'd all go talk to people, and all the young christians would be trying to convert them, but the super-best-friends would be all like wise and smart and the young christians would get confused, and then the organisers would storm in and insist that the rest of the super-best-friends have to leave because they're making a mockery of a good christian concert, and Jesus would say something really really wise about his super-best-friends, and all the young christians would say "whoa, that's sooooo wise and amazing" but the organisers would shut down the whole thing anyway.
At what point do people get fleeced for ...
At what point do people get fleeced for thier hard earned cash?
before they even get to parashite to ...
before they even get to parashite to pre-pay for thier grubby tickets, during parashite to pay for the grubby food and grubby merchandise, and even post parashite as during parashite they have been brainwashed to join some stupid "supporters club" thinking that poor old parashite have no cash and run the largest festival in nz at a loss, when secretly parashite are rubbing their grubby hands together and goodness knows what else...
Heather you forgot to mention that they ...
Heather you forgot to mention that they would hold a huge meeting to torture him and then kill him slowly on the stage. Love your analogy it is so true!
Ah DG, you would be refering possibly ...
Ah DG, you would be refering possibly to Jesus evicting the money lenders from the temple!
Funny how the christians of the world all seem to gravitate back to the old ways of avarice, greed and worship of false idols just like all good religions should!
Now bring on the zealots and fanatics to exorcise the demons from my soul!
*laughing* Amen brother Monk amen....
*laughing* Amen brother Monk amen.
seeing my name up as brother Monk ...
seeing my name up as brother Monk busted me up, somewhere in my collections of photos I have one of me and a friend both with our brown hooded sleeping bags pulled up to our heads and tied at the waist with white cord, standing either side of a Franciscan Monk dressed in his brown robes and white cord belt, we were both quite drunk he on the other hand was very sober, but still somewhat amused, the next day I became acompanion member of the order of St Francis they gave me a funky little amulet/cross thing and I get regular news letters from the monastery, which I also make the occaisional donation to.
Classic....
Classic.
Nah he's busy lounging by the clestial ...
Nah he's busy lounging by the clestial pool sipping long cool drinks in his deck. Why leave paradise twice?
neh, id say hes puffin away on NZ ...
neh, id say hes puffin away on NZ GREEN, its no wonder hes such a mellow, peaceful and happy dude all the time
he seems like more of a Ponsonby Road ...
he seems like more of a Ponsonby Road type.
shabby clothing, deshevelled beard and ...
shabby clothing, deshevelled beard and hair with sandals or possibly no shoes at all...he'd never get in anywhere on Ponsnoby (sic) road!
//shabby clothing, deshevelled beard ...
//shabby clothing, deshevelled beard and hair with sandals or possibly no shoes at all...he'd never get in anywhere on Ponsnoby (sic) road!
HIPPIE STONER....heheheheh
//shabby clothing, deshevelled beard ...
//shabby clothing, deshevelled beard and hair with sandals or possibly no shoes at all...he'd never get in anywhere on Ponsnoby (sic) road!
that's just his work clothes. you should see what he wears to go out!!!
What if god was one of us? Just a slob ...
What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Could he make his way to the religous rock extravaganza?...
dowadooododododooooooooooo... etc etc
[ http://mormonsbuiltmytorana@god.com ]
no no youve got it the other way round ...
no no youve got it the other way round dude.
What if god smoked cannabis
his the bong like some of us
drove a tie-dyed microbus
and he subscribes to rolling stone
*his=hit pardon the drunken typo...
*his=hit pardon the drunken typo
Foolish mortals!!!!! U all sit here ...
Foolish mortals!!!!! U all sit here and dream about ur false god who ended up like a pin cushion!!! While the dark prince is standing behind u right now and about to stick his pitch fork up ur behind!
I don;t think he would because rock ...
I don;t think he would because rock like msuic is in fact the tool of the devil regardless of the context.
The drums, electric guitar are evil. Christian rockers are unwittingly exposing the flock to a degernate form of music when they should be singing to the glory of god in church. No I don't think you'll find jesus there - except maybe at the gates warning those wtretched misguided souls and offering forgiveness for those leaving...
//The drums, electric guitar are ...
//The drums, electric guitar are evil.
christian Funda-MENTAL-ists have something wrong with them mentally, theres nothing wrong with Christina people in general, just those funda-MENTAL-ist whackos. They need to realise that alot of Christian musicians use Guitars and Drums.
i mean theres nothing wrong with ...
i mean theres nothing wrong with Christians
Christina on the other hand is the biggest hoe to walk the earth, she and britney are satans representatives on earth, demoralising and ruining the world - musically and generally - as it is.
Surely his name is on the door list?...
Surely his name is on the door list?
Lucifer, it appears that you hate ...
Lucifer, it appears that you hate everything and everyone. Infact, i may go so far as to assume that you're one of those antiestablishmentarians that smoke dope and go on and on about the "revolution" that so many communists i know do.
Im not saying your a communist. Far from it. You probably hate them too, right?
Am i right
laugh it up...
laugh it up
I hope you folk casting scorne on a ...
I hope you folk casting scorne on a religious music festavil absolve your hypocricy by picketing your local educational institutions until they remove science from their cirriculum.Or are you okay with having your kids brainwashed into a belief system? Worked for you eh?
I believe the argument goes something ...
I believe the argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that i exist,' says God
'For poof denies faith, and without faith i am nothing.'
'But,' says Man 'The human race is a dead giveaway, isn't it? We could not have evolved by chance. This fact proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you dont. QED.'
'Bugger.' Says God.
'I hadn't thought of that.' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
'Oh that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
And thats why its best to leave religion out of arguments.
And why science proves god exists, and therefore dosen't.
It seems you neglected to give props to ...
It seems you neglected to give props to Douglas Adams for this astounding bit of logic, so I will. Big ups to the late Mr. Adams.
Please accept my profuse apologies on ...
Please accept my profuse apologies on that matter.
Douglas Adams is the best comic writer to come out of the british isles since Henry the VIII published his version of the bible :)
Id also have to say that Ben Elton is a very close second and Rown Atkinson would have to be the best at delivery. Have you seen his stand up stuff? H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.
But yeah. Big ups to The late Mr Elton. RIP
Jesus would go to Parachute. There are ...
Jesus would go to Parachute. There are peopel preaching about him, hot chicks and some good music. Why would he not go?
my friend and i are trying to think of ...
my friend and i are trying to think of something witty to say about the devil, but it has become apparent that we have studied too much for exams and we are completely out of our satan jokes. which is highly unusual. so that is all. it seems that this post is completely pointless and it doesn't even answer the question. oh well, never mind.