you're welcome :)

there can be only one ralphie.

Check your email.

slumber parties... *covers his eyes before ralphie can type "fuck off Bruce!"*

Speaking of bandwagons I know who is going to be driving them around Auckland. Now are you going to give me that spare ticket?

Too bad.

so?

I did

Gah! I haven't even been watching this week (oh, for shame - I should have my Woo Mi t-shirt revoked)...I reckon surely they couldn't dispatch two established characters at once, and Jeremy's such an evil queen I reckon he's the culprit. Dang, I've been trying to avoid interrogating a friend-of-a-friend that works on the show, but now you're making it difficult...

//...I reckon surely they couldn't dispatch two established characters at once
Why?
It's not like they haven't done it before....

ummm...do I know you? If not, then how did I miss you?

???#$(@($*%(@$*%???

Bleh. I'm drunk. Move along. Nothing to see here...

Shortland street sucks, so i have no idea who this Geoff bugger is. Good riddance i say.

OK I've figured it out. It was Greg! He has hated gay people ever since the woman of his dreams left him and became a lesbian.

I reckon Rex did it, to get Victor into trouble, so he can get his slimey father mitts on Anne.

Depends on the woman, but fairly safe bet is

"no, you don't have to buy me anything" = "you don't HAVE to buy me anything, but wouldn't it be just lovely if you surprised me? prove how special I am by getting/buying/making me something really cool and imaginative when I'm (sorta) not expecting you to".

"you don't HAVE to buy me anything, but wouldn't it be just lovely if you surprised me? prove how special I am by getting/buying/making me something really cool and imaginative"

Why doesn't she just say that. I would of been pretty cool about the whole thing.
What if I told her I have two tickets to the final of the rugby world cup. A trip to Australia and a damn cool weekend and maybe even experiencing a historical sporting event. Would she like it? Or would she view it as a gift to myself?

NOOOO!!! Take me! Take me!!!

See, the thing is that girls want you to do things of your own accord - *telling* you what you should be doing (and how you should be feeling) spoils the whole thing. You have to *want* to do it for them, and think of doing it of your own accord. See? Simple. Girls are easy to read. It's boys that are the real problem.

All u will get is a black eye if u don't cook me some eggs right now!

//ditch the cryptic bitch and TAKE ME!

She is very cryptic and I'm really sick of trying to be a mind reader. If she wanted a mind reader she should have dated Luke Skywalker... I'm Han Fucking Solo.

//See, the thing is that girls want you to do things of your own accord - *telling* you what you should be doing (and how you should be feeling) spoils the whole thing. You have to *want* to do it for them, and think of doing it of your own accord. See?

I was doing it of my own accord. I was saying to her that I'm gonna do something for her soon, might buy her something or whatever and then she pulls out "No you dont have to buy anything" speech. Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned it.

There are 3 women here who want to take her place. If I was to pick one of yous as a possible replacement then Tenia would be it. She asked first, it would be unfair to not pick her.

//she should have dated Luke Skywalker... I'm Han Fucking Solo.

But if you don't play 'the game' you'll be Hand Solo - stroking your wookie.

Arrgh, I really tried not to post this but something in me just wouldn't die....

//But if you don't play 'the game' you'll be Hand Solo - stroking your wookie.

I'm playing that game anyway! Its good to stroke your wookie so it wont end up being a yoda.

Anythings possible.

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I'm sorry Heather. Can't fit you on my next trip which is to Brisbane but I will consider you on the one after that... To BRAZIL!!! Sound good?

I'm also sorry about the spelling of Teina's name... I guess you don't want to go with someone who can't spell.

After the All Blacks win tonight and everyone in the bar is cheering and yelling, I'm gonna say...
"That was an awesome game wasn't it?"
Then she says something along the lines of "WOO-HOOOOO!!! That was the best!"
"How would you like it, if I took you to the final?"

And if Princess Leia aint happy after that I don't know what to do.

*Prays for NZ win*