hey guys, can you do me a favour and find out whether mary lambie does drugs backstage? perhaps just ask her straight out, she likes forthright men

No way man, she has this crazy 'X' factor, can't really explain it. I'm sure there are others like me?

hey good call Agent (who is it - Red?), we might seriously consider doing that
ha ha ha

but all else aside, we'll have fun I'm sure. Not actually too sure what time exactly we're on, but I'm sure it's a good excuse to miss 2 hours worth of work

"oh I'm checking out this band, yeah, the lying bastards said they'd be on half an hour ago..."

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Er ok.