Messy Flat *breaks all the dishes and chucks them out*
Messy Flatmates *breaks them too*
Stupid Washing Machine that flooded the bathroom *Kick* *punch* *twack!*
Dumb Flatmate who had a spaz at the wet carpet *Kicks her in the head*

Ha ha Heather you fight like a. I don't think I wanna finish that sentence. Especially if there is a chance you might *spip* me.

radio station playlists *thump*

(breaks cricket bat over knee)

discerning looks *thump*
grumpy down and out mo-foes *thunmp*thud*thud*
shit fireworks *whooskah* thump*
possessiveness *thump*
anger management *thump*thump*thump* "Fuck you your gonna die!" *thump*
the fact that every story has two sides *thump*thud*
friends fighting *thump*thump* "Tiger uppercut!" **boomfah**
punching bags......*sputter*.....ah screw this I'm tired.

People who hold back on the punching bag *thump*

//People who hold back on the punching bag
i don't get it fb.

//I think you just answered every question I've had about boys ever.

you should be sweet from here on in then. good luck.

Heather's sweet, musely's cheeky.

*Thump* *Thump* *Thud* *Thump**Thud*

//nup. im so lost....you know how it goes...

"Excuse me! Can we get an interpreter over here. "
"Somebody call for help?"
"Pardon me? Oh yes. 'Sarcese', do you speak it?"
"Why yes I do happen to speak Sarcese!"
"Fantastic! Can you please explain to poor Ralphie what the hells going on. She can't seem to understand us."
"Certainly young man"
Thankyou kind sir. I am forever indeited to you."

You don't really want your work number up here, do you??

Izzy wizzy let's get bizzy...tap ta-ta-tap tap
Sweet as.

um ok, if you say so

tclakky is back on your block with a glock
gonna shoot up jack cos the johnson is a cock
muthafucka's gonna pay, with his adult contemporary
cos tclakky will ensure that jack johnson's dead and buried

Shizzle ma nizzle bizzle dizzle. Yo gt tha flow on lk wizzle kizzle dfrizzle!

Word!

You've gotta try get more power from your legs! Have another go.

i don't want to talk about it *THWACK*
this isn't going anywhere *THUD*
I'm just a moron *SLAP*

I like you but I just am too scared of being hurt *THWACK KAPOW SLAP SLAP SLAP*
this is bullshit

sorry??? *THUD-SLAP-THWACK*

ooooo....do you know what the male equivalent of "we need to talk" is?

"how come you like me so much?" *BASH* *SMACK*

Jeez, sounds like their WAS a bit of B-Grade porn action happening last night. I love the cheesy dialogue! (high five)

Oooooooo, yeah baby!

//I like you but I just am too scared of being hurt
a guy would never say that. A girl might interpret it.

any one that said //I like you but I just am too scared of being hurt *bitch slap nipple twist*

//I like you but I just am too scared of being hurt
//a guy would never say that. A girl might interpret it.

Hmmm, fair call.

Everyone repeat after me - Men are pigs, men are scum - hey ralphie - pass me the champagne, mate.

//I hate the f word

So obviously some prick flattered you senseless and then flattered off leaving feeling like you'd been flattered over, and that all men are just flatterwits anyway?

//"I'm just not ready for a relationship right now"
//"I'd like to think that we'll be really great friends"
//"For what it's worth I'm sorry"
//"I'm flattered"

those words sound eerily familiar.