Ok, I want to go to the BDO, but have no moneys.
Does anybody know a cheap alternative to flying, that doesn't involve prostitution, or hitch-hiking?
I'm in Chch.
Ok, I want to go to the BDO, but have no moneys.
Does anybody know a cheap alternative to flying, that doesn't involve prostitution, or hitch-hiking?
I'm in Chch.
Hitch-hike you wuss....
Hitch-hike you wuss.
walk!!...
walk!!
now theres a great idea...
now theres a great idea
if it means that much to you, sell your ...
if it means that much to you, sell your guitar. You can easily buy another.
by a gun and carjack some innocent wuss ...
by a gun and carjack some innocent wuss or a bus full of old grannies going to tauranga and divert it to auckland....j/k, j/k
nah seriously bro, ring your bestest of mate and even if he aint going to the BDO ask him if another mate is going, if he is score a lift up there with im and some other Geezers, im sure if you follow if hes not, Get a loan outta the bank for tickets and transport even if you have to pay the loan back, it'll be well worth it.
If all else fails just get some Geeza to get you video Footage of the concert.
Ask your mum for a lift, Im sure ...
Ask your mum for a lift, Im sure she'll give you one.
Or someone elses mum. Make it a Milf ...
Or someone elses mum.
Make it a Milf Road Trip
Step 1...Log on to a Nz dating website.
Step 2...tee up dates with Lonely housewife mums all the way up to Auckland.
Step 3...have them drive you to the next one.
Why, because its free & they will make you a nice home cooked meal & a cup of tea.
They will probably give you a nice batch of scones to take to the BDO.
Now thats not really prostitution is it.? & its not hitch hiking if it goes with out a hitch.
Lets face it, you have 2&1/2 months to get there.
*laughing* That is pure genius (wishes ...
*laughing* That is pure genius (wishes he'd thought of it).
carpool....
carpool.
You could try winning a seat on the ...
You could try winning a seat on the Rock night train, does that go thru the south island? I think it does... plus if you win you also get a free pass to the big day after with the greenman - includes bands, beer, a spa, pretty ladies, food, etc. Listen to The Rock for details
You could just move to auckland for ...
You could just move to auckland for good.
gud plan batman or u could get a bus ...
gud plan batman or u could get a bus fing