now here's a simple story
as simple as can be
the place was auckland
the players 'he' and 'she'
she asked "Will it hurt much?"
"Of course not", answered he,
"It's just a simple process,
as simple as can be"
He gave a sudden jerk
She cried out:
"Oh, I'm glad it's over,
I'm glad He's pulled it out"
Now if you were listening carefully
He's a dentist you will find
It's not what you were thinking
You just have a dirty mind

-Corrin Webb (aka Bob)