Is the whole world playing musical beds? If so where will you next be when the music stops? And one more thing.....When is it appropriate to tap tappety tap on the window of an old acquaintance in the wee small hours?
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Is the whole world playing musical beds? If so where will you next be when the music stops? And one more thing.....When is it appropriate to tap tappety tap on the window of an old acquaintance in the wee small hours?
(Probing questions)
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Is the whole world playing musical ...
Is the whole world playing musical beds? If so where will you next be when the music stops? And one more thing.....When is it appropriate to tap tappety tap on the window of an old acquaintance in the wee small hours?
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is the whole world playing musical heads?
if so..whose head will we be playing next?
as for the tappety tap?
only with a purple handbag and a thetto.
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Scientific research shows that 9 out of ...
Scientific research shows that 9 out of 10 poeple choose not to take their head to bed. It is with another part of the human anatomy that would-by thinkers accept an invition into join a stranger under covers. Which poses the question...how do you know when the music has stopped if you don't have any ears?
you should ask beethoven...
you should ask beethoven
There's nothing stranger than an ...
There's nothing stranger than an undercover headless thinker.
You left your window open you left your ...
You left your window open you left your window open for me.................
The under-cover headless thinker - ...
The under-cover headless thinker - closely related to wet-lipped skulking window leaper - is a memeber of the genus Drunkous debuacharous. Ironically these highly excitable and rather bipolar creatures are commonly mistaken for another species, namely, the cuddly sub-woofing bass hummer, which actually belongs to a completely different genus altoheather, opps I mean altogether.
//the cuddly sub-woofing bass ...
//the cuddly sub-woofing bass hummer,
awww, such timid wee things, and no surprise since they're near-offensively outnumbered by headless thinkers and thinkless bedders. It's an affront to nature that there's not more of them.
Their secret to survival is camoflauge. ...
Their secret to survival is camoflauge. Standing aloof behind a pair of dark sungless in the corner of the room is a survival mechanism proven by the ages. Having the brightest feathers can get you into trouble if here's predators about. Then again thats the price you pay for being a show off.
Incidently I heard that those huggle craving low-tone zoners really come out of their shells after dark.
Does jumping into my bed while playing ...
Does jumping into my bed while playing music (inflames!) count?
one must huggle under your blankety ...
one must huggle under your blankety blanks at any time after Willy Winky runs through your town, as the sex pest may steal your nighty gown, followed by your very, VERY, pissed pals who demand your 3 cans of lager, and your half a can of beans & sausages from your fridge.
A friend in need, is a friend indeed...
Why didn't you just inlist the ...
Why didn't you just inlist the services of the 3 Munchersuarous Rex lingering around your fridge to scare away the sex pest after your frank and beans. Then softosaurous could have stayed up longer and finished off those 3 lagers.
I once heard that being woken up with ...
I once heard that being woken up with oral sex is great, so I tried it on my Girlfriend, but she nearly choked.
Get her to try the "pacifier" next u ...
Get her to try the "pacifier" next u two are going to zzzzzz. Thats using ur sausage as a pacifier as u both drift off to never never land. Of course not a good idea if she likes to grind her teeth while she sleeps.
Hahahaha Puzzle I think you may have ...
Hahahaha Puzzle I think you may have been slightly confused. Don't you think it's probably nice to be woken up by someone performing it on you? If I was a chick my idea of a nice wake up call wouldn't be my boyfriend shoving his dick down my throat.
um, I think that was the joke, Jimi....
um, I think that was the joke, Jimi.
Riiiiiight. I'm good with humour as ...
Riiiiiight. I'm good with humour as you can tell.
Aw jimi, you're such a ...
Aw jimi, you're such a cutie!
OI !...
OI !
oh, ummm...Aka, you're such a cutie ...
oh, ummm...Aka, you're such a cutie too...
you know very well what I ment...
you know very well what I ment
I've always wanted to be a toyboy. ...
I've always wanted to be a toyboy. ;)
Oh fuck I'm starting NZM injokes. Action ceases now.
Monkey Puzzle just made my day! Genius ...
Monkey Puzzle just made my day! Genius I tell you!
//I've always wanted to be a toyboy. ...
//I've always wanted to be a toyboy. ;)
thats funny on so many levels man
// the whole world playing musical ...
// the whole world playing musical beds?
Yes!
//where will you be when the music stops?
Hopefully with someone who doesn't hog the covers and likes sleeping with the window open.
Add "cookie eating and T.V. watching in ...
Add "cookie eating and T.V. watching in bed" to that list.