a big giant talking red flower, and it said to them......

if you look behind me u will see an old Mongolian man selling a goat, he is also selling a...

$20 dollars a bag he yelled at the top of his lungs, or i'll swap them for a...

//Once upon a time there was a group of little people with too much time on their hands,
One day while out walking in the forest they came across...

...a group of armed anarchist Cadres who had just seized control of the forest as part of there insurgency against imperialist pigs, The Rebels demanded that the little people leave the forest within 3 minutes or they will become part of the Cadres forced labour groups who will be working 12-15 hours per day everyday growing rice, digging dykes and irrigation ditches for only a bowl of rice to eat per day, The little peoples leader stands up and shout "look! we are are also oppressed minorities, it would be a great pleasure if we can join you in your crsade against these imperialist low-lives as we must fight for the rights we equally have but the government discrimiates against us because of our height, you will thank us for our contribution" The Armed Cadres said.........

stand back, i'm not entirely sure how to use this thing, suddenly there was a loud...

a small red Austin A40 van that had just drievn from Bluuf to Cape Reinga in a record time of 4 years 2 weeks 3 days 7 hours and 57 minutes, screeching to a halt the driver ejected himself from the car and yelled...

started reciting lyrics from the sound of music

Mr. Bush who created a false hope then stole everyones 2l caltex oil

atlantis

started evolving into..

when the whole country was plunged inexplicably into a blackout situation and all the power went off.

But this happens much later in our story and we'll get to that in due time,
Meanwhile little pickle pete on having discovered Atlantis recovered form the intial shock and stroud puposefully into the battle to save his friend, he drew a mighty avenging breath and said...

"i'll see you on the other side" a shameless reference to one of his own songs,
he then reached into his voluminous overalls and retrieved a length of solid steel pipe.

With a cry of "you'll never take our knickers" he launched head first into his opponents, only to discover...

Self adhesive lab animals, with the ability to...

where he discovered a wizard who, apart from breathing under water, had magical powers that could turn people into..

ps, anyone whose name I left off, I was not implying a lack of colour or vocab, Prozaco, Heather, Noizyboy i'd love to see your take on story telling too.

ohhh ouch thats gotta hurt!!

yeah mine too, it's bloody annoying.

But welcome anyway I look forward to reading a bedtime story from you.

Zen meditation, until oneday he sat staring at a lotus blossum slowly wilting in the broiling midday sun, he noticed that due to the effects of heat stroke combined with severe dehydration he had somehow drifted off into a zen like state of inner peace.

Just as the mysteries of the universe were about to unravel before his very eyes...

told that he was in fact adopted, this shocked young timmy so much that...

i can c why by ur posts :s

elect a right wing government controled by the megalomaniac egotist known as...

a brutal dicattor who likes to occupy other countries so he can steal there oil and.....

drag Dubya out of the white house at 3am one lonely wednesday morning, take him to a park, force The President to dig his own grave then Lucifer Sam saves the day by whacking George Bush around the back of the head with a a crowbar and he saves the world and scores lots of chicks in doing so. eventually Lucifer Sam settles down with one of the chicsk he met, has 4 kids and the whole Lucifer Sam family lived happily ever after in a state house in Naenae

Da. End.

in walked the peoples one true hero, the mighty avenging voice of doom LENA O.
L,O L,O L,O the peole called, not realizing, in their moment of overjoyed reverence, the accidental reference they were making to bad english police jokes.

Lena jumped on a near by pulpit and began to...